Caption Contest
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Monday, August 29, 2005
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
I borrowed this from the now defunct Sgt Fluffy site. It was used for one of his first Caption Contests there, but was probably ‘undercaptioned’ at the time. I think there are still a few captions left for this one.
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
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Whenever the Harem Globetrotters took to the court you knew you were in for a full two hours of family fun!
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I guess the other 64 virgins are in the stands watching the game.
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Well, it’s not like the WNBA will recruit any of these non-lesbians.
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Marv Albert: “Air Jawharah from waaaay downtown. YESSSSSS!
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Look, I’m telling you…. The other team has a couple of GUYS under those things.
Yeah, well, it’s not like it matters. I mean, who can tell which team is which?
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The Iraqi National team, fresh off their stunning 119-87 victory over the U.S. Men’s Olympic team, break in their new practice facility with a friendly game of “C-A-M-E-L”
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Skins, anyone?
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Uma Ali shows off her “jihad jumper” for 3 points.
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She unleashes a bomb from outside.
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After his martyrdom as a terrorist, Kareen Abdul-Jabbar goes to his paradise.
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Hoop there it is.
And that’s all there was.
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In a scene straight from “Juwana Man,” Carlton Dotson, Latrell Spreewell, and Jayson Williams find a league that condones their murderous actions…
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The Island of New Orleans Hornets did not care much for their new uniforms. Nor their new home court.
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HORSE in the hood.
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I’m not dead yet
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That’s why I said defunct Sgt Fluffy site, my “ears” are up waiting for you to resurface.
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Coach Rahim was stoned for saying, “D up, get a body on her!”
The chador, it’s gotta be the chador.
Uh oh, wait until the NCAA hears about the Fighting Fundamentalists.
… and then David Stern woke up in a cold sweat.
The shorts just keep getting baggier every year.
White headscarf women can’t jump.
She’s got a shooter’s mentality and no conscience, raining bombs down from everywhere. Fortunately, I’m talking about basketball.
Fatima took shot after shot without any fear of being called a ball hog.
Ultra-conservative muslim women, you can’t stop them, you can only hope to contain them.
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Okay, now off the tank, onto the IED, which explosion-hops the ball onto the roof of the mosque, and it bounces back towards the hoop. Nothing but net.
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Seeing Fatima’s sudden shooting prowess didn’t tip her teammates off to her steroid use. Her bulging chador, though, did.
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Phil Jackson’s coaching methods have gotten even more unconventional in his year away from the game.
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Making shots was complicated by the coach’s threat of a Jihad if you missed.
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I told you we shouldn’t have made it Burqas vs chadors.
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