Caption Contest
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Monday, October 13, 2008
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
REUTERS/Tim Shaffer (UNITED STATES)
US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION CAMPAIGN 2008 (USA)
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
REUTERS/Tim Shaffer (UNITED STATES)
US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION CAMPAIGN 2008 (USA)
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
At what was supposed to be a ceremonial puck drop at a Flyers/Rangers game, the southpaw Republican VP candidate Sarahcuda Palin decided to unveil her plans for border enforcement by dropping the mittens with Scott Gomez. After a few roundhouse lefts by Palin the scuffle was broken up.
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Now substituting at right wing, rookie Sarah Palin.
By the way, did anyone notice that the Rangers captain shaking hands with her is Scotty Gomez, the most famous hockey player ever from Alaska?
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Can I call you “Mommy?”
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Give me a hug mom, they cut off all my hair!!!
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“Lipstick.
“There ya go.”
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Palin: “Of course I’m qualified to captain the team, I can see hockey games from my house”.
Palin in a later stump speech: “I said ‘Thanks, but no thanks’ to that warm reception in Philidelphia”.
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Sarah Palin, Hi. I’m here to randomly drug test you athletes. Can you pee in this cup for me?
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“Ms. Fey, I just wanted you to know that Baby Mama is, like, my favorite movie EVER.”
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Palin shows her true anti-American colours by honouring the Canadian national sport.
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Roll out the barrel, we’re having a barrel of fun
Roll out the barrel, we’ve got the blue states on the run
Zing boom tararrel, ring out the boos and the raspberry cheer
Now’s the time to roll out the barrel, for the lib ding dongs are all here
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Are we gunna kick lib butt? You betcha ….
My lipstick? … Guerlain of course … why do you ask?
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Well Governor, the main difference between the pro’s and Pop Warner is of course … the beer. In fact tonight is Obama Night. Everyone in attendance wearing an Obama button, gets two free thirty two ouncers!
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“Puck-er up Guv!”
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Sarah: “Hey guys, Obama calls this game “ice-puckey”! What a tool!”
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“No mam. I said, ‘Puck’ but hey …”
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That’s gonna melt a hole in the ice.
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The resulting brawl drew Palin a five minute major.
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Mean and violent supporters at the rally? It’s a hockey game you Pansy ass liberal hack artists!!!!
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AAAAHHHH!!! Make ‘er let go!!! My hand!!! AAAAHHH!!!
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Sarah was only a headbutt away from Philadelphia Immortality.
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Richards: “Come on, wardrobe malfunction!”
(Oh and Triumph: The National Sport of Canada is actually Lacrosse.)
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“Are you Sarah or Tina? I get confused.”
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