Caption Contest
·
Thursday, February 26, 2009
·
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
REUTERS/Hasbro/Ray Stubblebine/HO (UNITED STATES)
Winners will be announced Monday PM
REUTERS/Hasbro/Ray Stubblebine/HO (UNITED STATES)
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
Sometimes a task is just too large for one person, hence the Obama Administration has named two “Food Czars” to oversea the struggling FDA.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
I don’t feel stimulated. I am just bloated with all the pork.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
V.P. Joe Biden and his wife take a stroll in search of a pay phone to call the number for the stimulus spending website.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
“Here honey. Flowers for you. Don’t expect any more until after 2011. Times are hard.”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
What a lovely flower. I guess you’re not just another masher.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Moments after this photo was taken, Mr. And Mrs. Potato Head were brutally murdered by the McDonald’s Fry Kids.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
You know, if your gonna be nudist, WORKOUT ONCE IN A WHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Here are both jobs created by the stimulus bill.
In response to the ‘tea party’ tax payer revolt parties, supporters of the increased government spending came together in a crowd estimated by by ACORN to number 200,000.
Don’t ask, don’t tell.
Obama’s nomination vetting team decided to hold an impromptu press conference.
With the declining economy creating bargains, earth has become a popular tourist destination for aliens from other planets.
Look at those big lips, those large eye balls rolling around showing all that white. If that isn’t proof positive that OTB is a racist blog what more could you ask for.
Is that a potato cannon in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
wow, eharmony really does have a match for everyone.
Ida Ho meets her pimp
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Ohhh, Mr. Potato Head, is that a spud, or are you just happy to see me?
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
* Time, time and again
I’ve seen you starin’ out at me.
Now, then and again, I wonder
What it is that you see
With those Angry Eyes.
Well, I bet you wish you could
Cut me down with those Angry Eyes…
* Outside the McDonalds at the ‘French Fries are Murder” protest….
* Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head in happier days. He is accused of using a Veg-o-matic….
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Illinois voters discuss the never-ending Burris-Blagojevich scandal.
Yet another special interest group anticipates receiving their share of the “Porkulus” bill.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head are shown here in happier times before the food police “removed them from the menu”.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Suspected as possible “Pome De Terrerists”, this harmless couple from Idaho is being followed by the Homeland security agent in the background, who is apparently unaware that they have “eyes” in the back of their heads!
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
He finds her apeeling!
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
After only just a few days of gloom and doom, Prez Bamboozuhlama yet once again … changes his tune:
Gray skies are gonna clear up,
Put on a happy face!
Brush off the clouds and cheer up,
Put on a happy face!
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
I didn’t bring the ketchup, I thought you were gonna bring the ketchup?
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
A couple more presidential advisors with “half-baked” ideas!
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Kicked out of the USDA’s new ornamental People’s Garden, and unceremoniously dumped from the menu of Obama’s first black tie state dinner. Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head, pause a moment to reflect and weigh their options ….
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Man that zit looks just like a third eye… wait a minute, it is just an eye.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
* The developers of the Giant Mr and Mrs Potato head dolls have decided to cancel their development of a giant “Mr Watermellonhead” doll, citing the need for building permits.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
This is for you, Happy Thursday. Please beware of tomorrow it is ‘Fry-Day’ you know.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
* OK, who stole the couch?
* She was a common street walker. She must have been; she kept saying ‘Idaho’. Eventually she would be all oiled up and fried at Lays.
* He was a tyrant. His name: Dick Tater.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Mrs.P: “I’m leaving you. I’ve found a “sweet potato” who speaks to my inner “tuber”.
Mr.P: “Go ahead, see if I care. Just remember-all is not Yukon Gold that glitters.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Mr. Spud eyed a ho.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Hillary, I did not wear my bedroom eyes to hook up with anyone but you
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Dr. Ruth gave me a handful of Viagra, and here’s your favorite flower. Now come on over to my place and I’ll unveil my new stimulus package.
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Honey, with the convenience of interchangeable parts, why d’you always gotta wear the biggest ass?
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
[...] Current Contests: Blonde Sagacity Cowboy Blob Family Security Matters Gone Rick Motel Right Pundits Rodney Dill [...]
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
This is for you, Happy Thursday. Please beware of tomorrow it is ‘Cashew-Oil Fry-Day’ you know.
(revised)
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Mr. Potatohead: You say po-tae-toe, I say po-tah-toe. You say to-mae-toe, I say……
Mrs. Potatohead: I told you to quit singing that @$#%# song. I’m outta here
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
[...] Rodney Dill [...]
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
One potato … two potato ..
Mmmm … Tater Tots
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
“Please, honey, don’t starch my collars. I’m starchy enough.”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
[...] Rodney is not just a common tater. [...]
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
[...] The Sweet Potato Pie Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now [...]
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0
Potato pick up lines…
“Hey baby, this spuds for you…”
“That’s amazing!!! Dan Quale can’t spell my name either…”
“Lets make tots babe.”
“Is that a french fry in your pocket or are you just glad to see me…”
Helpful or Unhelpful:
0 
0