Caption Contest
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Thursday, April 13, 2006
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced Monday PM
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
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“Bullshit Durham”
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Contestants in the “Texas Two-step” competition wait for the music to start.
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Popeye said: ‘It’s Sea-hag….and her sister She-hag!’
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High-definition DVDs of Thelma and Louise proved disappointing.
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The Dorky Whore Picture Show
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Man, Tim Robbins looks like shit.
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Mother Sheehan: “I wish they could have got a star to play me.”
Susan Sarandon: “Jesus, I’m going to have to wear eight inch supports and add fifty pounds for this part.”
An absolute moral superiority complex.
Man, Tim Robbin’s has not aged well.
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(Update to last caption)
Man, Tim Robbins has not aged well.
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The walk into negligibility is a dark one…
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“We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I’d like to hear it.”
(Apologies and credit to The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Ken Keeler, Dan Greaney, and David S. Cohen)
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Charles beat me to it…
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“No, Kevin was right Susan, the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent and overrated crap. Let’s get Ben and Jerry’s and the Ya-Ya Sisterhood instead.”
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The operation to separate the conjoined twins is complicated by the fact that between them there does not appear to be even a single functioning brain.
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Cindy and Susan make a formidable charades duo doing their impression of Bill and Hillary Clinton’s marriage.
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Prepping for the moonbat three-legged race.
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The Sequel to “Twins” coming this Summer to a Ranch near you “Twits”
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Thelma and Louise 2, the even more self indulgent years.
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Frump and Frumpier
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After awakening from anesthesia, Sarandon is suspicious that the wrong operation was possibly performed.
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Oh how they tried and tried, but the Girls Gone Wild cameraman continued to ignore them.
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No way, that can’t be Geena Davis.
Mother Sheehan raises Ms. Sarandon’s hand, thinking to herself that not even Hugo Chavez tried to go there.
Shrek 3 will apparently feature live actors.
Team Anti-America, F*** Yeah!
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At a recent press conference, Mother Sheehan finally comes out of the closet.
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You know how U S Presidents look bedraggled after a few years in office? Well, protesters have it bad too.
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Cindy: “…but if we win the war all our efforts will have been in vain.”
Susan: “It’d be a damn shame.”
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The Iraqi Horror Picture Show
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susan tries her “hand” at playing EDGAR BERGEN with the left’s new ventrioquist’s dummy!!
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“I’ll be everywhere, Ma. Wherever you can look, wherever they’s a fight so hungry people can eat, I’ll be there.”
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Ultimate Moral Authority
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Ugly Moonbat Arsewipes
YOU make the call.
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We have a Level 4 Smug alert in New York City today. Citizens with weak minds or those lacking principles should stay indoors until it blows over.
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Look for the Moonbat label,
When you are protesting, “No blood for oil!”.
Remember somewhere our sons are dying,
George Bush is lying, no WMDs on Iraqi soil.
We work hard, always complaining,
Thanks to George Soros, who’s paying our way.
So always look for the Moonbat label,
It says we’re working hard to bring down the U.S.A.!
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That was supposed to be a trademark symbol after the word Moonbat in the previous comment. It worked in preview, but apparently not in the actual post.
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Quick! Who’s got a grenade handy?
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Ed Begley Jr. has man-boobs?
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On the 7th day, God should have created bras.
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Mr. Blackwell has announced two newcomers to his “ten worst-dressed women of the year” awards.
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The nice title to this play is “The Vagina Dialogue.”
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Born free, as free as lib hot air blows
As free as armpit hair grows
Born free to follow your bleeding heart
Live bra free, and boobies drop to the ground
Yet the world still astounds you
Because you’re a stupid Hollywood star
Stay free maxi pads? Ha you roll your own
And you’re as free a hoary Amsterdam ride
So there’s no need to hide
Born free, and life is worth living
But only worth living
If you’re Susy and Cindy
And you’re born free
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Other Caption Contests going on this weekend…
Since I will not be around this weekend and will not run a caption contest, please visit these other sites and support them this weekend. Rodney Dill has Willie and Julio together again. Willisms has the WMD’s GOP & College……
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“A Long And Winding Road.”
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“Girl, I’ll be sending my stylist over later. And remember, it is 10% what you say and 90% what you look like when you’re saying it.”
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“Cindy” and “Susan” frantically look about to locate Cerberus’ third head. The entrance to the DU netherworld requires constant vigilance.
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Susan: In the fascist darkness of the Bushco night,
Burning bright, there’s a guiding star,
No matter what or who you are
Cindy and Janet: There’s a fight…
Chorus: Over at the Daily Kos place…
Cindy and Janet: There’s a fight…
Chorus: Kos Kidz stoking endless hate…
Cindy and Susan: There’s a fight, a fight in the darkness of Amerikkka’s life.
Tim Robbins (aka Riff Raff): The Rummy must go down the river of neocon’s dreaming.
Flow political show, let the RSS feed come streaming,
Into my life, into my life.
Cindy and Janet: There’s a fight…
Chorus: Over at the Daily Kos place…
Cindy and Janet: There’s a fight…
Chorus: Kos Kidz stoking endless hate… there’s a fight, a fight…
Cindy and Susan: … in the darkness of Amerikkka’s life.
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