Caption Contest Winners

The Murder and Mayhem Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(Leonhard Foeger/Files/Reuters)

The Winners:

First: charles austin“Slay bells ring, are you listenin’?
In the lane, blood is glistenin’.
A terrible sight, were scarin’ tonight,
Walking in a winter horrorland.” (After all its Christmas time)

Second: Sam – Move over Arafat, Castro is coming.

Third(tie): radio free fred – DeVito And Clooney Have A Night On The Town.

Third(tie): GollumBritney Spears and Paris Hilton go over their evening agenda.

Honorable Mention:

LJD – Rodham 2008

elliot – What did you just say!!!!? ‘HEAVEN HELP US?’

MaggieJohn Kerry and Nancy Pelosi are learning the hard way that the effects of botox are short-lived.

DaveD – All right, we’re finally back in the majority. I was getting tired of wearing those smiley faces for the last 12 years.

yetanotherjohnA year ago the longhorn fans were cheering their team, now they are turning vicious.

The BSOD Award

Michael – After many delays, Microsoft Vista, previously codenamed “Longhorn” has been released. Microsoft promises that it will be the most user-friendly version ever.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“Hello, I’m a mac…”
“…and I’m a PC.”

In the old days, before the emergence of an activist judiciary, demons had to be employed to steal baby Jesus from nativity scenes.

“Uh… you smell sulfur?”

The Thursday contest is already running for 2008.

Other Caption Contests

but Riding Sun is already doing some saber rattling.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


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