Caption Contest Winners
The Thinly Veiled Patriotism Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
REUTERS/Larry Downing (UNITED STATES)
The Winners:
First: Ator – Bush: “Damn these photo-ops, Mr Thumb hurts like hell…”
Second: Mister Biggs – “It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.”
Third: CowBoy Blob – We’re on a Mission from God.
Honorable Mention:
brainy435 – Wait a minute… which one of us will be flying the cargo plane out of Hong Cong?
yetanotherjohn – Bush stated that if you thought his administration had been spending money like a drunken sailor before, you haven’t seen anything yet.
Wyatt Earp – “Mr. President, how was Tailhook?”
The ‘TOP GUN’ Award Winner
Kenny
Mr. Bush: “I think she’s lost that lovin’ feelin’.”
Cadet: “No she hasn’t, Mr. President … I hate it when she does that.”
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“Hey there Chief, wanna be a rear admiral, if ya know what I mean?”
“Hey Pres, Let’s say we head down to the Blue Oyster after this photo Op.”
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has already hit the highway.
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About Rodney Dill
The turnout for the auditions of the new “Three Stooges”-movie was very disappointing. Outside the Beltway: “I will be off ’til Monday, so no Caption Jam this weekend, remember to visit the other regular contests.” BUT! I won this one!!! WILLisms: [IMG ] Bloody Hell! Did you see that!? That fracking Green Peace leprechaun just poked me again! The Bodgey Bagel: (4th place for Number 22 and 2nd place for Number 23) [IMG ] “I’m pretty, rich, have a studly doggy and can do whatever
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for places you can go on the cheap. If that’s your sort of thing, this is the podcast for you. Hadn’t previously read Jean, but going into her archives it is clear that we’d visit the same types of places. Elsewhere, I won the ‘Top Gun’ award on OTB’s caption contest. And, finally, the newspapers are coming back tomorrow!
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I guess if you showed the censored photographs of the flag-draped coffins of the fallen on Memorial Day, that would be… Unveiled Reality. Can’t have that.
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Rodney, he’s a Master Chief, not a Chief. He may well take the President up on the rear admiral offer (although since he’s an Aviation Machinist Mate and not a submariner, that point is very much in question), but…he’s a Master Chief (ADCM).
Sorry to pick the nit, but it’s what I do. :)
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Thanks Boyd, It did say ‘MasterChief’ in the original caption at yahoo news, one of the reasons I chose to use the familiar term ‘Chief’ instead of ‘Buddy’ or ‘Pal’, but the correction is noted.
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I apologize again for my anal retentive comment, but these things are important to Master Chiefs. :)
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…and probably immensely important to any subordinate that inadvertantly refers to them as Chief.
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