Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, July 28, 2014
Winners will be announced next weekend.
Do you have this in a size 10?
Where’s the Manolo Blahnik’s that Carrie worse in that Sex & The City episode?
I’m looking for something comfortable that will still look fashionable when I’m sentencing people to die.
Hey, anything to make me look taller!
“There’s no place like Pyongyang. There’s no place like Pyongyang. There’s no place like Pyongang
Are you sure this is what Imelda Marcos recommended when I wrote her asking how to remain popular?
“I fully approve of this manner of making use of those who have starved to death. The state will create industry where it finds it.”
Where are the shoes made from the skins of US neo-colonial capitalist swine?
Does Michelle where these?
What about Dennis?
What about Vlad? In Russia, I hear they are really Putin on the Ritz.
No no sir, not on your hands, you put them on your feet.
No sir, those shoes do not make your butt look big.
“What, made in China?”
Disney’s latest attraction, ADVENTURES IN KIMLAND is a flop. The worst flop since PIRATES OF THE PANCREAS
All dictators shown actual size….
You’re right, maybe I should stop keeping the shoes of everyone I send off to reeducation.
“It’s a Kim world after all….It’s a Kim Kim world…”
Some guys make me feel Il….
@PAUL HOOSON: Arrrrrr
The one man in the world who makes even Vladimir Putin look good….
Just think about it….His father kidnapped a South Korean actress and director so he could make his own giant rubber monster movie, PULGASARI…..And guess what, his father was less crazy than the son!
North Korea’s most successful shoe factory proudly displays entire shoe production since the start of the Korean War….
The worst remake of CINDERELLA ever!
In this remake of CINDERELLA, she and her entire family are shot by a firing squad and fed to the dogs for wasting a state produced shoe, disrespecting the state…
Paul Hooson orders a dozen of those shoes so that the dancers at his strip club have some clothes to wear…..
The Bizarro World version of Kim Jong Un runs a small corner grocery store in Los Angeles….
The North Korean version of the Three Stooges takes five guys, and I hear the guy playing Moe is a real asshole….
The only place in the world where MADE IN CHINA stands for real quality….
“No you morons…. I want Seoul… not sole”
No matter which pair he picked, Young Jong Un could not turn a pumpkin into a chariot.
You know that part of TSA screening where you have to take off your shoes? Well, in North Korea…
You wear these? In North Korea, our people eat these.
“Well, should we use **** or shinola?”
“Something’s wrong here. This isn’t gray.”
“You know, this actually does look like a pump and feel like a sneaker!”
“They’re…for a friend.”
That’s it? When I bought Imelda Marcos’ shoe collection on EBay for $350 I expected a lot more than this.
The Chosin one.
Right about now, funk sole brother, check it out now…
I’m a sole man. (Seoul man?)
Money, it’s gotta be the shoes.
Send in Bridget von Hammersmark.
Look at these heels! And I thought Chinese foot binding was bad.
It’s all fun and kinky sex games until someone puts an eye out.
Kim: ” Doug Mataconis says these look good on him. Do they come in men’s colors?”
Kim: “Do you make kinky boots?”
Kim: “I want nukes and you show me shoes?”
“Which one of these will make my ass look best?”
OK, it’s not surprising that Kim Jong-un won North Korea’s Last Comic Standing, because he was the last comic left standing, but you have to give him credit – “women love shoe shopping” is just plain funny.
“This one. This is the new national shoe. Everyone must wear this shoe.”
“The running dog lackeys of the degenerate western imperialist powers may refer to these shoes as ‘F*ck Me Pumps,’ but here in the glorious People’s Democratic Republican of North Korea, they are known as ‘Hold My Hand Pumps’.”
Tell me again, comrade, with the help of capitalists, how many American jobs did we eliminate with these shoes?
Where were these shoes made? In our sweatshops or theirs?
With this lack of quality, I can hardly tell the difference between our record of human right’s violations from theirs.
I always look for the Union label and advise that you do the same…or else.
Kim Jong examines the results of the first mass execution by mortar round.
This glove appears to be defective. Execute everyone at the glove factory.
You tell him, “I am in fact a Band Leader, and a Dear one at that.”
“Why dis heea? Dis berong to Dennis.”
“Dis not my favwit cowor. You die.”
“Who da heaw is Cindarerra?”
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