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OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


North Korean leader Kim Jong Un provides field guidance during his visit to the Wonsan Shoe Factory

REUTERS/KCNA

Winners will be announced next weekend.

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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.

Comments

  1. Do you have this in a size 10?

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  2. Where’s the Manolo Blahnik’s that Carrie worse in that Sex & The City episode?

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  3. I’m looking for something comfortable that will still look fashionable when I’m sentencing people to die.

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  4. Peacewood says:

    Hey, anything to make me look taller!

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  5. JWH says:

    “There’s no place like Pyongyang. There’s no place like Pyongyang. There’s no place like Pyongang

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  6. SC_Birdflyte says:

    Are you sure this is what Imelda Marcos recommended when I wrote her asking how to remain popular?

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  7. John Burgess says:

    “I fully approve of this manner of making use of those who have starved to death. The state will create industry where it finds it.”

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  8. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Where are the shoes made from the skins of US neo-colonial capitalist swine?

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  9. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Does Michelle where these?

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  10. OzarkHillbilly says:

    What about Dennis?

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  11. OzarkHillbilly says:

    What about Vlad? In Russia, I hear they are really Putin on the Ritz.

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  12. OzarkHillbilly says:

    No no sir, not on your hands, you put them on your feet.

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  13. OzarkHillbilly says:

    No sir, those shoes do not make your butt look big.

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  14. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “What, made in China?”

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  15. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Disney’s latest attraction, ADVENTURES IN KIMLAND is a flop. The worst flop since PIRATES OF THE PANCREAS

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  16. PAUL HOOSON says:

    All dictators shown actual size….

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  17. Mu says:

    You’re right, maybe I should stop keeping the shoes of everyone I send off to reeducation.

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  18. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “It’s a Kim world after all….It’s a Kim Kim world…”

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  19. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Some guys make me feel Il….

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  20. rodney dill says:

    @PAUL HOOSON: Arrrrrr

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  21. PAUL HOOSON says:

    The one man in the world who makes even Vladimir Putin look good….

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  22. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Just think about it….His father kidnapped a South Korean actress and director so he could make his own giant rubber monster movie, PULGASARI…..And guess what, his father was less crazy than the son!

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  23. PAUL HOOSON says:

    North Korea’s most successful shoe factory proudly displays entire shoe production since the start of the Korean War….

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  24. PAUL HOOSON says:

    The worst remake of CINDERELLA ever!

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  25. PAUL HOOSON says:

    In this remake of CINDERELLA, she and her entire family are shot by a firing squad and fed to the dogs for wasting a state produced shoe, disrespecting the state…

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  26. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Paul Hooson orders a dozen of those shoes so that the dancers at his strip club have some clothes to wear…..

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  27. PAUL HOOSON says:

    The Bizarro World version of Kim Jong Un runs a small corner grocery store in Los Angeles….

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  28. PAUL HOOSON says:

    The North Korean version of the Three Stooges takes five guys, and I hear the guy playing Moe is a real asshole….

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  29. PAUL HOOSON says:

    The only place in the world where MADE IN CHINA stands for real quality….

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  30. rodney dill says:

    “No you morons…. I want Seoul… not sole”

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  31. Tillman says:

    No matter which pair he picked, Young Jong Un could not turn a pumpkin into a chariot.

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  32. Tillman says:

    You know that part of TSA screening where you have to take off your shoes? Well, in North Korea…

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  33. Hal_10000 says:

    You wear these? In North Korea, our people eat these.

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  34. al-Ameda says:

    “Well, should we use **** or shinola?”

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  35. Pinky says:

    “Something’s wrong here. This isn’t gray.”

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  36. Pinky says:

    “You know, this actually does look like a pump and feel like a sneaker!”

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  37. Pinky says:

    “They’re…for a friend.”

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  38. charles austin says:

    That’s it? When I bought Imelda Marcos’ shoe collection on EBay for $350 I expected a lot more than this.

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  39. charles austin says:

    The Chosin one.

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  40. charles austin says:

    Right about now, funk sole brother, check it out now…

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  41. charles austin says:

    I’m a sole man. (Seoul man?)

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  42. charles austin says:

    Money, it’s gotta be the shoes.

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  43. charles austin says:

    Send in Bridget von Hammersmark.

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  44. charles austin says:

    Look at these heels! And I thought Chinese foot binding was bad.

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  45. charles austin says:

    It’s all fun and kinky sex games until someone puts an eye out.

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  46. John425 says:

    Kim: ” Doug Mataconis says these look good on him. Do they come in men’s colors?”

    Kim: “Do you make kinky boots?”

    Kim: “I want nukes and you show me shoes?”

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  47. Tillman says:

    “Which one of these will make my ass look best?”

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  48. Pinky says:

    OK, it’s not surprising that Kim Jong-un won North Korea’s Last Comic Standing, because he was the last comic left standing, but you have to give him credit – “women love shoe shopping” is just plain funny.

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  49. Tillman says:

    “This one. This is the new national shoe. Everyone must wear this shoe.”

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  50. CSK says:

    “The running dog lackeys of the degenerate western imperialist powers may refer to these shoes as ‘F*ck Me Pumps,’ but here in the glorious People’s Democratic Republican of North Korea, they are known as ‘Hold My Hand Pumps’.”

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  51. Tell me again, comrade, with the help of capitalists, how many American jobs did we eliminate with these shoes?

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  52. Where were these shoes made? In our sweatshops or theirs?

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  53. With this lack of quality, I can hardly tell the difference between our record of human right’s violations from theirs.

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  54. I always look for the Union label and advise that you do the same…or else.

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  55. jd says:

    Kim Jong examines the results of the first mass execution by mortar round.

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  56. charles austin says:

    This glove appears to be defective. Execute everyone at the glove factory.

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  57. charles austin says:

    You tell him, “I am in fact a Band Leader, and a Dear one at that.”

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  58. Mark Ryan says:

    “Why dis heea? Dis berong to Dennis.”

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  59. Mark Ryan says:

    “Dis not my favwit cowor. You die.”

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  60. Mark Ryan says:

    “Who da heaw is Cindarerra?”

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