OTB Caption Contest
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Monday, August 15, 2011
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
Generally speaking I never understood why politicians insist on eating in front of cameras. In this case there would be some really gross captions by the truck load, but I will go with a moderate one:
“Thaaaat’s a girl. I really love to see you so submissive.”
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“And this is how you bring down Obama’s 16-trillion-dollar debt: one bite at a time.”
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Regarding my capability to campaign successfully against Obama, don’t tell me I don’t know how to handle that prick.
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If push comes to shove, it is rumored that the gentile Bachmann definitely will bite your head off.
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From Saturday, photos of the big Weiner in Iowa.
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“The defining political issue of our time.”
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Meanwhile in the Oval office, President Obama makes a phone call: “Hello, Secret Service? I want my code name changed to Corndog…What?…Just do it… No I can’t tell you why…and don’t tell FLOTUS”
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That’s right honey, just like I taught you.
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Is America ready for an anti-Arugula-crowd President?
“Here’s a tip for those who think I can’t stomach what the Democrats are planning on dishing out”
In free America, even presidential candidates eat deep fried, salty food on a stick much to the chagrin of Obama, Bloomberg and the other panty-waisted nanny-staters on the coasts. Oh, and only 12-yr olds think it’s pornographic.
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Excuse me while I ram this down my throat.
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Super-Mom, Michele Bachmann, demonstrates to the crowd how she personally gnawed off the umbilical cord of each of her 5 natural children — and rumored all 23 of her adopted children as well.
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Meanwhile, somewhere in London…
“Hello Rodger. It’s Rupert. Listen, I just came up with great idea. We’ll have Megyn do a snack of the day segment.”
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Later, this photo will be digitally altered so that Michele Bachmann appears to be wearing a Mexican sombrero and with the following caption written in Español underneath: “Viva Bachmann! Viva Churros!!”
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Barney Frank’s response to Bachmann: Let me show you how this is done!
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at least newsweek didnt go with option #2…
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Apparently, Doug Mataconis has compromising pictures of Rodney.
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Sometimes a corn dog is just a corn dog.
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I’m waiting for PETA to be up in arms over what first had to be done to that poor horse.
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Tastes like chicken.
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The Federal Deficit has grown since I was a teenage slut.
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Mr. Bachmann makes a mental note.
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Still no comparison to what Obama has done to the country.
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Michelle, Michelle, Michelle, Michelle, Michelle – you can do it.
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Oscar Mayer’s newest Wienermobile spokesperson.
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Sorry folks. I’m just emulating Michelle Obama’s vacation eating habits.
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Got to eat this before Michelle’s program eliminates all good tasting food.
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NEXT: On to the Southwest and El Chorizo Grande.
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Come on honey, do it just like my “friend” Bruce taught you.
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Oh, I’d love to be an Oscar Meyer wiener . . .
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A woman is only a woman, but a good corn dog is a meal!
(With apologies to Rudyard Kipling)
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Just to assure the crowd that she is “the tip of the spear,” Michele Bachmann takes a bite out of one.
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Yeah, sure. But is it kosher, darling?
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Proving that once again hotdog filler is suitable for human consumption, Michele Bachmann takes a leap of faith by taking a bite out of an USDA approved GMO meat byproduct.
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“Look at this new trick Marcus taught me.”
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Later that day Marcus licked the center out of a jelly danish to prove that they were a completely normal couple.
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As disturbing as this photo is of Michele Bachmann biting down on a phallic symbol, it is nothing compared to the one of her licking the “Butter Cow”.
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As sexually erotic men found this photo of Michele Bachmann biting down on a phallic symbol to be, it is nothing compared to the one of her licking the “Butter Cow”.
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Michele Bachman: Born April 6, 1956, A candidate for the Republican nomination in the 2012 U.S. Presidential election, Supporter of the Tea Party movement, polishes knobs…
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Michele Bachmann: born April 6, 1956, a candidate for the Republican nomination in the 2012 U.S. Presidential election, supporter of the Tea Party movement, polishes knobs…
(this entry is correcting a mistake in my previous entry, sorry}
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“Don’t bogart that dog… save some for me.”
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Congresswoman Bachmann: “Well, Barney Frank said I should do it this way, and he should know.”
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Although merely trying to appeal to her base at the time by biting down on a footlong corn dog, Michele Bachmann inadvertently set the Tea
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Playing right into the hands of the mainstream media, Michele Bachmann bit down on a footlong corn dog, thinking it would make her appear more personable to the general electorate. But she only succeeded in alienating herself from her base instead: The Tea
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