OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM




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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Murray says:

    Generally speaking I never understood why politicians insist on eating in front of cameras. In this case there would be some really gross captions by the truck load, but I will go with a moderate one:

    “Thaaaat’s a girl. I really love to see you so submissive.”

  2. Jay Tea says:

    “And this is how you bring down Obama’s 16-trillion-dollar debt: one bite at a time.”

    J.

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    Regarding my capability to campaign successfully against Obama, don’t tell me I don’t know how to handle that prick.

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    If push comes to shove, it is rumored that the gentile Bachmann definitely will bite your head off.

  5. From Saturday, photos of the big Weiner in Iowa.

  6. john personna says:

    “The defining political issue of our time.”

  7. rodney dill says:

    Meanwhile in the Oval office, President Obama makes a phone call: “Hello, Secret Service? I want my code name changed to Corndog…What?…Just do it… No I can’t tell you why…and don’t tell FLOTUS”

  8. mike says:

    That’s right honey, just like I taught you.

  9. JKB says:

    Is America ready for an anti-Arugula-crowd President?

    “Here’s a tip for those who think I can’t stomach what the Democrats are planning on dishing out”

    In free America, even presidential candidates eat deep fried, salty food on a stick much to the chagrin of Obama, Bloomberg and the other panty-waisted nanny-staters on the coasts. Oh, and only 12-yr olds think it’s pornographic.

  10. Scott O. says:

    Excuse me while I ram this down my throat.

  11. hey norm says:

    “Seriously Marcus, I can see why you like doing this to those boys you are re-orienting.”

  12. Super-Mom, Michele Bachmann, demonstrates to the crowd how she personally gnawed off the umbilical cord of each of her 5 natural children — and rumored all 23 of her adopted children as well.

  13. Scott O. says:

    Meanwhile, somewhere in London…

    “Hello Rodger. It’s Rupert. Listen, I just came up with great idea. We’ll have Megyn do a snack of the day segment.”

  14. Later, this photo will be digitally altered so that Michele Bachmann appears to be wearing a Mexican sombrero and with the following caption written in Español underneath: “Viva Bachmann! Viva Churros!!”

  15. Michael Hamm says:

    Barney Frank’s response to Bachmann: Let me show you how this is done!

  16. CB says:

    at least newsweek didnt go with option #2…

  17. Apparently, Doug Mataconis has compromising pictures of Rodney.

  18. Sometimes a corn dog is just a corn dog.

  19. I’m waiting for PETA to be up in arms over what first had to be done to that poor horse.

  20. Tastes like chicken.

  21. Michael Hamm says:

    The Federal Deficit has grown since I was a teenage slut.

  22. Mr. Bachmann makes a mental note.

  23. Michael Hamm says:

    Still no comparison to what Obama has done to the country.

  24. Michael Hamm says:

    Michelle, Michelle, Michelle, Michelle, Michelle – you can do it.

  25. Michael Hamm says:

    Oscar Mayer’s newest Wienermobile spokesperson.

  26. Michael Hamm says:

    Sorry folks. I’m just emulating Michelle Obama’s vacation eating habits.

  27. Michael Hamm says:

    Got to eat this before Michelle’s program eliminates all good tasting food.

  28. PogueMahone says:

    I’m told my husband is better at this than I am.

  29. rodney dill says:

    NEXT: On to the Southwest and El Chorizo Grande.

  30. mike says:

    Come on honey, do it just like my “friend” Bruce taught you.

  31. michael reynolds says:

    Oh, I’d love to be an Oscar Meyer wiener . . .

  32. A woman is only a woman, but a good corn dog is a meal!
    (With apologies to Rudyard Kipling)

  33. Just to assure the crowd that she is “the tip of the spear,” Michele Bachmann takes a bite out of one.

  34. Yeah, sure. But is it kosher, darling?

  35. Proving that once again hotdog filler is suitable for human consumption, Michele Bachmann takes a leap of faith by taking a bite out of an USDA approved GMO meat byproduct.

  36. “Look at this new trick Marcus taught me.”

  37. rodney dill says:

    Later that day Marcus licked the center out of a jelly danish to prove that they were a completely normal couple.

  38. As disturbing as this photo is of Michele Bachmann biting down on a phallic symbol, it is nothing compared to the one of her licking the “Butter Cow”.

  39. As sexually erotic men found this photo of Michele Bachmann biting down on a phallic symbol to be, it is nothing compared to the one of her licking the “Butter Cow”.

  40. R. E. Davidson says:

    Michele Bachman: Born April 6, 1956, A candidate for the Republican nomination in the 2012 U.S. Presidential election, Supporter of the Tea Party movement, polishes knobs…

  41. R. E. Davidson says:

    Michele Bachmann: born April 6, 1956, a candidate for the Republican nomination in the 2012 U.S. Presidential election, supporter of the Tea Party movement, polishes knobs…

    (this entry is correcting a mistake in my previous entry, sorry}

  42. rodney dill says:

    “Don’t bogart that dog… save some for me.”

  43. John425 says:

    Congresswoman Bachmann: “Well, Barney Frank said I should do it this way, and he should know.”

  44. Although merely trying to appeal to her base at the time by biting down on a footlong corn dog, Michele Bachmann inadvertently set the Tea Bagger Party movement back a step.

  45. Playing right into the hands of the mainstream media, Michele Bachmann bit down on a footlong corn dog, thinking it would make her appear more personable to the general electorate. But she only succeeded in alienating herself from her base instead: The Tea Baggers Party.