OTB Caption Contest
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Thursday, October 27, 2011
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
(AFP Photo/Jewel Samad)
Winners will be announced Monday PM
(AFP Photo/Jewel Samad)
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
Aye Macarena!
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What? You thought my ears stuck out like that by themselves?
J.
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“I’m sorry, I can’t hear you.”
“That’s OK, Mr. President. You’ll hear us loud and clear next November.”
J.
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President Obama swats as the growing buzz of his unpopularity.
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You may think I’m listening to you but I’m just checking the wind velocity before my next golf shot.
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I can hear the winds of change all the way from Wall Street.
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Will somebody go tell the Secret Service that Joe has gotten into the Crazy Glue again!
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High Five for Class War!
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The Commander-in-Chief snaps the traditional left-handed salute during his review of the OWS pipe and drum corpse.
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Republican leaders and candidates are trying to say something rational. Hear anything? I don’t either.
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I would do something about it but I think I hear Michelle calling.
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“Eh? You want to see my mirth certificate?”
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“What’s that you say about 9.99 pizza, Cain? Is that deal still going on?”
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They used to be this big until I had surgery.
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This patting yourself on the back stuff is harder than it looks.
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What’s that Kobe?
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A hand sideways, not a handout.
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I could hear you better if you were standing on a bundled stack of campaign contributions.
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When things get tough, Obama reminds himself just how awesome he is by pulling a quarter from behind his ear.
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I can hear November 2012 from my house.
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“Wait a minute, my teleprompter is trying to tell me something.”
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“Do yo hear what I hear?”
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you: I’ve got a
bananafinger in my ear.“And with my hand cupped just so behind me ear, I can hear the ocean.”
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“Voices…Inside my head…Echoes…Things that you said.’”
— The Police
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“You’ll have to speak up. Because, now all I hear is the sound of my own voice.”
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“All these Republican dweebs don’t realize that I can’t hear them because the ACORN chip in my head is giving me instructions…”
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You must know that I have eyes that see and ears that…well, what do they do?
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My little crystal radio is hard to hear over the noise—I think FOX said that I was funding OWS, which is really damn silly because I have arranged for some big cats to do that outside of government already, in return for some nice government contracts, of course!
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EH WHAT? WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?
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@mannning: A sphincter says what?
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I see he still doesn’t have the salute thing down yet either.
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At his latest rally the president listens for the sound of one hand clapping.
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“Well yes, I can flap them but no, they don’t fly.”
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“What? Yes, I’ll be on Dancing With The Stars in December!”
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So…..you’re tellin’ me this is the second thing to go…..
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Obama’s new campaign poster and bumper sticker slogan for 2012: “I
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With Bill Clinton’s blessing, Obama releases his new campaign poster and bumper sticker slogan for 2012: “I Hear Your Pain.”
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Rather than just reading the text of a classic Dr. Seuss book to Mrs. Crabtree’s third grade class aloud, Obama decided to dramatize it for them as well. “Listen up kids,” said the president. “Now repeat after me: ‘Republicans Don’t Give a Hoot!’ I mean…‘Horton Hears a Who?”
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Obama, Hears a Who?
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Obama at a recent campaign fundraising dinner: “Can I get an ‘Occupy Wall Street’ style ‘People’s Mic Check’ from the back over there?” asked the president. “Yeah, right over there in the $1,000-a-plate cheep seat section. Because I can hear the $7,500-a-plate section just fine. And the $38,500-a-plate section is coming in loud and clear.”
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“Hmmm. Nature calls!”
“Didn’t some commercial say that this means ‘You’re gay’ in Italy?”
The First Lady blew in a special whistle to call the President and their dogs home for dinner.
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So you are practicing for next year when you join the French Foreign Legion–left-handed corps?
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Obama listens for the return of his supporters from the 2008 election campaign: “Wait for it…Wait for it…”
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