OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Star Wreck Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Mikey – Incoming call from the Big Giant Head…
Second: Patrick McCain – Blow me up, Scotty.
Third: Donald Sensing – “No, Seth, I won’t beam you out of there. You’re stuck with it.”
OzarkHillbilly – Captain Kirk awards the Oscar for Best Alien in a Documentary to Rob Lowe.
Pharoah Narim – I KNEW you were that voice in my head!
Drew – “Obama !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
JKB – “Seth….What…..the hell was that?” “With boobs….it’s don’t sing….just look”(nice cadence – rodney)
orbitup – “It’s an honor to present the years worst film here at the Rotten Tomato Awards…”
Montantreddog – Old man in polyester bores the universe to death with anecdotes from his last fishing trip
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“C’mon, I just want you to have Stewie follow around David Spader with a tuba… is that too much to ask.”
Finally Shatner gets a stage to match his ego.
“Phaser on pun…. Mr. Sulu”
“I crap bigger’n you…. see?”
Shatner: “Know any law firms that specialize in interstellar law?”
MacFarlane: “How ’bout Crane, Poole, and Schmidt.”
The Monday Contest is already Dancing With The Czars.