OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Star Wreck Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Star Wreck Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


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First: Mikey – Incoming call from the Big Giant Head…

Second: Patrick McCainBlow me up, Scotty.

Third: Donald Sensing“No, Seth, I won’t beam you out of there. You’re stuck with it.”


OzarkHillbilly – Captain Kirk awards the Oscar for Best Alien in a Documentary to Rob Lowe.

Pharoah Narim – I KNEW you were that voice in my head!

Drew – “Obama !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

JKB – “Seth….What…..the hell was that?” “With boobs….it’s don’t sing….just look”(nice cadence – rodney)

orbitup“It’s an honor to present the years worst film here at the Rotten Tomato Awards…”

Montantreddog – Old man in polyester bores the universe to death with anecdotes from his last fishing trip


“C’mon, I just want you to have Stewie follow around David Spader with a tuba… is that too much to ask.”

Finally Shatner gets a stage to match his ego.

“Phaser on pun…. Mr. Sulu”

“I crap bigger’n you…. see?”

Shatner: “Know any law firms that specialize in interstellar law?”
MacFarlane: “How ’bout Crane, Poole, and Schmidt.”

The Monday Contest is already Dancing With The Czars.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.