OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Ming Duck Dynasty Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: CSK – The Peeps Candy Co. went all out-some say too far-to sponsor this year’s America’s Cup.
Second: Hal 10000 – Using genetically modified crops to feed the ducks can have some slight unintended consequences.
Third: Liberal Capitalist – (facepalmslap) No, you idiot!!! She didn’t say that she wanted a guy with a big duck…
Patrick McCain – They will never contain the menacing new strain of Chinese bird flu.
Anderson – “Fool, never mind the ducky! Where’s the BABY?”
Anonymiss – ♫ One of these things is not like the others ♫
markm – Having no fears for crossing any red lines, China invades Tokyo with a giant Peking Duck……
OzarkHillbilly – Israel’s fears about Iran’s nuclear program were found to be wildly overblown after Iran launched the world’s first ever nuclear rubber ducky.
Allan Bourdius – Mr. Weasley’s question finally answered: they’re for idiotic, super-sized art projects.
Ryan M. Spires – The sequester has led to increases in the use of scarecrow-esque devices to fend off foes.
Paul Hooson – Ray Harryhausen’s worst creature effect ever!
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
‘Who’s the Duck Commander?’
Having been determined to be too big to fail, the duck cost the American taxpayers another 80 Billion.
“Release the Quacken!”
“Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms…..”
The Thursday Contest doesn’t think the three laws are constitutional.