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OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Ming Duck Dynasty Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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Photo By BOBBY YIP/REUTERS

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: CSK – The Peeps Candy Co. went all out-some say too far-to sponsor this year’s America’s Cup.

Second: Hal 10000Using genetically modified crops to feed the ducks can have some slight unintended consequences.

Third: Liberal Capitalist – (facepalmslap) No, you idiot!!! She didn’t say that she wanted a guy with a big duck…

HONORABLE MENTION

Patrick McCainThey will never contain the menacing new strain of Chinese bird flu.

Anderson – “Fool, never mind the ducky! Where’s the BABY?”

Anonymiss♫ One of these things is not like the others ♫

markm – Having no fears for crossing any red lines, China invades Tokyo with a giant Peking Duck……

OzarkHillbilly – Israel’s fears about Iran’s nuclear program were found to be wildly overblown after Iran launched the world’s first ever nuclear rubber ducky.

Allan BourdiusMr. Weasley’s question finally answered: they’re for idiotic, super-sized art projects.

Ryan M. Spires – The sequester has led to increases in the use of scarecrow-esque devices to fend off foes.

Paul HoosonRay Harryhausen’s worst creature effect ever!

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

‘Who’s the Duck Commander?’

AFLAC?

Having been determined to be too big to fail, the duck cost the American taxpayers another 80 Billion.

“Release the Quacken!”

“Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms…..”

The Thursday Contest doesn’t think the three laws are constitutional.

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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.

Comments

  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    For the 2nd time in a row, any of the award winners could have been first (I thought my Iran entry was a little on the weak side) In my opinion the winner was….

    “Release the Quacken!”

    OK OK, I know Rodney can not win. In his absence I would go with,

    Second: Hal 10000 – Using genetically modified crops to feed the ducks can have some slight unintended consequences.

    A hat tip HAL….

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  2. Paul Hooson says:

    Thank you for recognizing my comic tribute to the great Ray Harryhausen. What a true classic he was. – Strangely, I forgot to make an Aflack joke like another did here despite the fact that Gilbert Gottfried and myself have exchanged Emails before. One Halloween, Gilbert emailed me a photo of a pumpkin he was carving in his kitchen. He was so proud of it. Gilbert’s a great guy. One of the best living comics for sure.

    I certainly caused more than a few groans with my newest comedy shitck of making ethnic housefire jokes here. These jokes were deliberately terrible and wrong on so many levels, making light of the giant duck watching persons of various ethnic groups having a housefire and then making an outrageous stereotype joke punchline about that group. May God forgive me….

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  3. CSK says:

    Thank you. Glad you liked it.

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  4. Rodney Dill says:

    @OzarkHillbilly: I would’ve picked ‘Release the Quacken’ too, if someone else had posted it. There were a lot of good ones this time, expanding the Honorable Mention beyond the usual six.

    I always like seeing commenters post their own view on who should’ve won. Humor can be somewhat personal and no two people would necessarily pick winners in the same order.

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