OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Pineapple Under The Sea Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The Pineapple Under The Sea Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
An Excellent batch of captions for the International Talk Like A Pirate Day contest. A few are honored below. Stormy even had two that could have been winners with “Which party is he from? He’s an ARRRRRRRR, of course.”
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Stormy Dragon – Unable to get congressional backing for an attack on Syria, Obama was forced to resolve the measure by signing Letters of the Marque for the first time since 1815.
Second: markm – Pirate: “Sponge Bob has a list of demands……”
Third(tie): Maggiemama – Obama: ” So then Secretary of State Kerry made a terrible political gaff …” Capt Hook: ” Trust me, Mr. President, I really know how to handle a gaff.”
Third(tie): Pharoah Narim – “Let me get this straight…you’re here from Bethesda to do my Prostate exam?!?!?!?”
HONORABLE MENTION
Franklin – “Believe me, Mr. Hook, I already know what Neverland is like – it’s called Congress.”
Anderson – “So it’s this Assad that ye’re wantin’ to take a long walk on a short pier, is what ye be sayin’ ….”
Michael J. Listner – The job market is so lousy that I really need to start interviewing for a new job after my term is up.
al-Ameda – Trying to reason with Eric Cantor is difficult.
LightsOut – Obama: “Does Polly like crackers?” Conservative Pirate: “You be the most racially divisive president evarrrrrrr!!!”
He who must not be named – You will always remember today as the day Jack Lew almost balanced the budget
AnnS – obama: “I just want to apologize to you for the Barbary Wars.”
Michael Hamm – Hand reattachment surgery under Obamacare is limited to one “digit” only.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“I’m sorry, I really can’t authorize the U.S. Military to wipe out the America Ninja Warrior TV show.”
Obama: “Frankly I think the American people will come to embrace higher taxes and less freedom.”
Pirate: “Arrrr… Now that’s the pirate spirit.”Obama: “Actually the Constitution be more a set of guidelines than actual rules.
Pirate: “Arrrrr”No, I wouldn’t know anything about the Secret Service ordering you a Smelly Pirate Hooker
“That a real parrot?”
No I don’t think “Thar She Blows” was appropriate when I introduced you to Chris Christie.
The Monday Contest is already getting the big picture.
It may not be the most cerebral, but I actually laughed out loud at ‘Thar She Blows’.
Hey Rodney, did you hear about the pirate who had a terrible auto accident where the steering column was ripped off and jammed into his crotch area. He stumbled into a bar looking for help. The bartender noticed the steering wheel jammed into the pirate’s crotch and told him that must be very painful. The pirate replied in pain, “Arrrrrrrrr…..It drives me nuts!”
@Paul Hooson: Arrrrrr….g
Outstanding winners!