OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Pineapple Under The Sea Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
An Excellent batch of captions for the International Talk Like A Pirate Day contest. A few are honored below. Stormy even had two that could have been winners with “Which party is he from? He’s an ARRRRRRRR, of course.”
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Stormy Dragon – Unable to get congressional backing for an attack on Syria, Obama was forced to resolve the measure by signing Letters of the Marque for the first time since 1815.
Second: markm – Pirate: “Sponge Bob has a list of demands……”
Third(tie): Maggiemama – Obama: ” So then Secretary of State Kerry made a terrible political gaff …” Capt Hook: ” Trust me, Mr. President, I really know how to handle a gaff.”
Third(tie): Pharoah Narim – “Let me get this straight…you’re here from Bethesda to do my Prostate exam?!?!?!?”
Franklin – “Believe me, Mr. Hook, I already know what Neverland is like – it’s called Congress.”
Anderson – “So it’s this Assad that ye’re wantin’ to take a long walk on a short pier, is what ye be sayin’ ….”
Michael J. Listner – The job market is so lousy that I really need to start interviewing for a new job after my term is up.
al-Ameda – Trying to reason with Eric Cantor is difficult.
LightsOut – Obama: “Does Polly like crackers?” Conservative Pirate: “You be the most racially divisive president evarrrrrrr!!!”
He who must not be named – You will always remember today as the day Jack Lew almost balanced the budget
AnnS – obama: “I just want to apologize to you for the Barbary Wars.”
Michael Hamm – Hand reattachment surgery under Obamacare is limited to one “digit” only.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“I’m sorry, I really can’t authorize the U.S. Military to wipe out the America Ninja Warrior TV show.”
Obama: “Frankly I think the American people will come to embrace higher taxes and less freedom.”
Pirate: “Arrrr… Now that’s the pirate spirit.”
Obama: “Actually the Constitution be more a set of guidelines than actual rules.
No, I wouldn’t know anything about the Secret Service ordering you a Smelly Pirate Hooker
“That a real parrot?”
No I don’t think “Thar She Blows” was appropriate when I introduced you to Chris Christie.
The Monday Contest is already getting the big picture.