Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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  1. Rob Miles says:

    “Booyah! I *donked* it!”

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    The chorus heard Obama had brought TOTUS so they knew they were in for a long lecture. They all couldn’t help but close their eyes. One poor soul, however, found the only way to completely tune out the President’s incessant blathering was blessed sleep.

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    Stimulate the economy? ? ? Good grief, Obama can’t even stimulate a group of teenagers!

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    Girl, stage right, thinking: {Yeeks. How can the MSM call ‘him’ a ‘rock star’?}

  5. Maggie Mama says:

    Obama, finally, among a group of his peers.

  6. chsw says:

    “Sometimes, I even bore myself.”


  7. Maggie Mama says:

    Obama, thinking: {OK, this purple tie may not “look” presidential but it definitely make a “he’s so cool” statement.}

  8. President Obama introduces his newest set of Gulf Oil Spill experts to the nation

  9. Hodink says:

    Just then the vomit spewed …

  10. G.A.Phillips says:

    It seems that I am not the only one who is tired of his donkey poop.

  11. When President Obama (with help from TOTUS) complained about people complaining about him, the ghost of Gary Coleman materialized and shrieked, “Whatchu talkin’ ’bout Willis?”

  12. Not even preaching to the choir works any longer for The One.

  13. “And I’d like to thank those behind me, whose futures are being sacrificed on the altar of progressive politics…”

  14. John425 says:

    Dear Photoshop: Delete background of students and drop in US Senators.
    P.S Keep the yawning black kid in though.

    Yawning boy: ” The Clintons told me this was gonna be boring.”

    Yawning boy: “When will he get to the “free money” part?”

  15. mike says:

    a cross section of America??… god bless America

  16. Maggie Mama says:

    Obama, thinking: {If the kid behind me doesn’t stop snoring, I may decide that it’s his ass that needs kicking!}

  17. Michael Hamm says:

    Choir singer opens his mouth symbolically in the shape of our fearful leader’s message:
    – “O” Boring

  18. Roger McGaugh says:

    Obama gives a commencement speech – In attendance sits Jamal Lewinski.

  19. Roger McGaugh says:

    “I suggest to you all, start taking lots of energy drinks; America’s debt is now placed on your backs until the day you die, God Bless the USA.”

  20. Roger McGaugh says:

    The laughter and excitement came to a halt when an announcemenet was made that Obama will replace Palin for the commencement address.

  21. 1) President Obama refused to proceed with the commencement ceremony of the Class of 2010 until he found out who had placed a “Kick Me!” sign on his back.

    2) The audience waited with baited breath as the high school custodian looked for a long enough extension cord for the presidential teleprompter.

    3) “Thank you for your patience. It will just take a few more minutes to install the applause sign.”

    4) “Have they all been screened? Are you sure? Because I just felt a spitball on the back of my neck.”

    5) “I know y’all were hoping to see Michelle for a change, but life is full of disappointments. Get use to it.”

    6) “And if politics has taught me one thing, its taught me this: talking the talk is way easier than walking the walk.”

  22. Michael Hamm says:

    If you think I’m bored and tired, then have real sympathy for TOTUS – he has to put up with this inane B.S. day after day.

  23. Michael Hamm says:

    Catholic Alter Boy practices the mouth exercises his Priest taught him.

  24. Mr. Prosser says:

    I keep telling you guys, we’re not starting until Boehner apologizes to McCartney.

  25. Dave K says:

    “You know…He DOES look kinda gay.”