Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM




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Winners will be announced Thursday

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Michael Hamm says:

    A communist leader meets the leader of the economic world. Hu is Hu?

  2. JazzShaw says:

    Congratulations on a great purchase, Mr. Hu. I’m sure you’ll enjoy living in the West Wing.

  3. JazzShaw says:

    No, I’m sorry, but that’s the Eskimos who invite you to sleep with their wives.

  4. Idiot says:

    To paraphrase Limbaugh – The 2009 Nobel Peace Prize winner meets the fetes the jailer of the 2010 Nobel Peace Prize.

  5. Michael Hamm says:

    President “Abortionist” who doesn’t want children burdened with a baby meets the worldwide baby (excuse me – fetus) killing leader. Expectations are high for pre-natal care.

  6. Michael Hamm says:

    Hu are you again?

  7. Michael Hamm says:

    It’s OK Barack, our new stealth fighter program has hidden your Birth Certificate from public view.

  8. Take my wife…. Please!

  9. DMan says:

    Hu’s handshake sparks criticism in China. Said to be greatest global scandal since the Obama bow.

  10. Michael Hamm says:

    Fair deal Barack – the Lady in Red for another trillion in loans.

  11. Maggie Mama says:

    Hu thinks you are both vel-lee, vel-lee tall people.

  12. Maggie Mama says:

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  13. Maggie Mama says:

    Yes, as a matter of fact, Michelle was thinking of repainting the White House that very color!

  14. Maggie Mama says:

    While the First Couple parties it up with the Communist Leader, the American people still can count on our military to be on the job, protecting our flag and our freedom.

  15. anjin-san says:

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  16. John425 says:

    Hu you? You not Hu? Hu you not?

  17. FormerHostage says:

    “Whooooooo are you?”
    “Who Hu?”
    “Hu who?”

  18. FormerHostage says:

    I should have noted that my previous entry is a single gag, not three separate lines.

  19. Michael Hamm says:

    Hu’s on first, Whats on second, and I don’t know is on third.

  20. Idiot says:

    Obama to Hu – So are you pleased with your collateral inspection and appraisal trip so far?

  21. John425 says:

    Hu: “Is very nice screwing you”
    Obama: I enjoy it too, Mr. Hu.

  22. The urge to bow is strong in this one.

  23. For the first time in my adult life, I’m proud of your country.

  24. Fawning courtiers. Bleh.

  25. Michael Hamm says:

    Of course the two stiffs holding the American flag are dummies – made in China of course.

  26. mannning says:

    Congratulations Hu, your country has just started making the very last thing we used to make here in the US—leakproof rubbers.

  27. John425 says:

    Hu: Tonight Lang Lang play ancient Chinese melody called, “Boom shaka laka boom.”

  28. Obama takes a long bow to China.

  29. MikeM_inMd says:

    I’m glad you like the carpet and her dress. We’ll get working on the flag next week.

  30. 1) “President Hu. We want to sell you airplanes, software…this early American matching dining set. Those WW II blackout curtains over there. And since the Supreme Court’s 5-to-4 ruling on ‘Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission’, a slightly used, semi-functional dysfunctional governing political body, too.”

  31. 2) “Say, Hu. May I barrow a fin [a five-dollar bill]? I’m gonna try impressing the country tonight.”

  32. 3) “Ironically, despite President Obama’s attempt to assure the visiting head of state that American had matured beyond its adolescent stage of racism. Even offering up himself as an example, as the first ever Black man voted into the highest office in the land, President Hu was deeply offended by the after dinner movie selection: ‘Who’s on First?’ by Abbott and Costello.”

  33. 4) “For the most part, despite what he heard on the radio from Rush Limbaugh and his ilk, Obama convinced President Hu that America was not a racist country….That was, however, until the house lights were dimmed. And the after dinner movie selection set over by the Library of Congress played: ‘Who’s on First?’ by Abbott and Costello.”

  34. 5) “For the most part, despite what he heard on the radio from Rush Limbaugh and his ilk, Obama convinced President Hu that America was not a racist country….That was, however, until the house lights were dimmed. And the after dinner movie selection sent over by the Library of Congress played: ‘Who’s on First?’ by Abbott and Costello.”

  35. Maggie Mama says:

    Way cool, Hu, having Lang Lang sing about defeating the American Military jackals cause I’ve dreamed about that too.

  36. FormerHostage says:

    We may be broke, but the great Panderer’s pathetic posturing produced the panda panacea.

  37. FormerHostage says:

    “Why is LingLing here?”
    “That’s my wife.”

  38. Maggie Mama says:

    Yeah, I’m ready to give my SOTU speech. II’ve wrapped your political ideaology, Hu, in Ronald Regan’s rhetoric so the Republicans just won’t know what hit them.

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  41. Voice of reason says:

    I know, Mr. Hu, she even looks like Aunt Jemima without the hankerchief.