Caption Contest Winners

The Angels and Demons Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Angels and Demons Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: John425 – Obama: “I can haz absolution?”

Second: Beregond“No Mister President, you’re a free man. You bow only to God.”

Third: Michael Hamm – Why are you laughing Mr. President, all I asked for is voluntary Christian tithings, not government redistributive handout.

HONORABLE MENTION

FormerHostage – I tell ya Rev…that part about being humble? Cracked. Me. Up!

Maggie Mama- “So glad you’re a Christian this week, Mr. President.”

chsw – “An imam, a sheikh and a mullah walk into a bar…”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Preacher: “Yalla yalla yalla….”

“Its nice to see you Mr. President, its been a long… long, long, long… long…. long, long time.”

“Glad you could squeeze us in between vacations.”

“Sorry Mr. President, the Koran burning was yesterday”

“No, speaking from the Word is not at all like using a teleprompter.”

“No, I don’t think we can replace the ‘Alleluia’s’ before the gospel with ‘Allahu Akbar’s'”

The Thursday Contest already has a beef.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.