OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Slay Boy Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Slay Boy Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Pinky – “Sorry dude, a no-fly zone is a no-fly zone.”

Second: C. Clavin – Sant-Allah visits the troops.

Third: RockThisTown – “Hands up, don’t Santa suit”

HONORABLE MENTION

Moderate Mom – Santa’s beard gets searched during a Stop and Frisk on the streets of New York City.

Franklin – Excuse me officer, can you just let me enjoy my Molotov cocktail in peace?

OzarkHillbilly – Ho Ho Hanukkah you mean!

Paul Hooson – Beware of Santa’s who drop off a present, them quickly run from the scene…

John425 – Palestinian Santa: “Ooooh! Searching me is so naughty…but nice.”

jd – Yes, I do have something for you underneath my ‘beard’.

al-Ameda – “and a Happy Non-Denominational Christmas to you too, ‘bro”

Tony W. – Billy-Bob Thornton visits the Palestinian region in his Santa suit, unaware that the Israeli occupying force has outlawed white beards.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“Silence Infidel, I coal you.”

“No soup for you.”


Shoot infidels, and bow to Allah, Yalla Yalla la. Yalla la la.


You better watch out, you better not cry,
leave me alone, or I’ll blow you sky high,

“Yes, We have several reports of elf abuse.”

“If you have any loose ammo to donate, it would really help to feed the children this holiday season.”

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Pinky says:

    Sweet! Thanks.

  2. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hand up, don’t Santa suit” and “No soup for you” are my favorites this week…

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    I have to admit this one left me kind of flat (especially my own), tho I did get a giggle out of John425’s – Palestinian Santa: “Ooooh! Searching me is so naughty…but nice.”