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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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  1. C. Clavin says:

    Sant-Allah visits the troops.

  2. Tony W says:

    Billy-Bob Thornton visits the Palestinian region in his Santa suit, unaware that the Israeli occupying force has outlawed white beards.

  3. Mu says:

    “I wouldn’t be able to breath either with that thing in front of my mouth”

  4. jd says:

    Yes, I do have something for you underneath my ‘beard’.

  5. Moderate Mom says:

    Santa’s beard gets searched during a Stop and Frisk on the streets of New York City.

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Stop and Frisk is out of control, but it give Giuliani a stiffy.

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The IDF stops another Suicide Santa.

  8. OzarkHillbilly says:

    What do you mean you checked your list twice and I was on the naughty one???

  9. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Ho Ho Hanukkah you mean!

  10. Pinky says:

    No one ever buys Billy Zane as a good guy.

  11. Pinky says:

    “Sorry dude, a no-fly zone is a no-fly zone.”

  12. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Oh yeah? You and what 8 tiny reindeer, Bub?

  13. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Yeah, right, you really are Santa and these are your elves.

  14. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The IDF soldier found his choke hold foiled by Santa’s beard.

  15. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Bibi’s Secret Santa is about to be unbearded.

  16. al-Ameda says:

    “and a Happy Non-Denominational Christmas to you too, ‘bro”

  17. RockThisTown says:

    “No, you can’t give pirated copies of “The Interview” as presents.”

  18. RockThisTown says:

    “I’m sorry sir, but your girth is insufficient to be Santa. Go put on 40 lbs & come back.”

  19. David in KC says:

    Hmm, I’m guessing a C cup.

  20. RockThisTown says:

    “Hands up, don’t Santa suit”

  21. Franklin says:

    Excuse me officer, can you just let me enjoy my Molotov cocktail in peace?

  22. Pinky says:

    Santa Claus is not coming to town.

  23. Jc says:

    “Ho, Ho, Hold it right there, Santa….”

  24. Jc says:

    “You see my eyes? You just make naughty list”

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    Police search Santa’s beard for signs of donuts….

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    Paul Hooson to Santa: “That ain’t no beard, this is a beard…”

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    Beware of Santa’s who drop off a present, them quickly run from the scene…

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    The worst location for a Salvation Army bell-ringer ever…

  29. Guarneri says:

    Desperately seeking a legacy, Obama’s first annual “Middle Eastern Get to Know Your Neighbor Holiday Bash” admittedly suffered from some unfortunate misconceptions.

  30. Guarneri says:

    Fresh from Boston and convinced he had the perfect plan to stealthily get out and “meet the people” Secy Kerry was crestfallen to learn of the dearth of Christians in the region.

  31. Guarneri says:

    Um, well, if you must know, Dasher and Donner are back at the stall doing the nasty to the light of Rudolph’s nose…and I left the spectacles on the night stand. So if there are no more questions can I go now?

  32. Guarneri says:

    Hey look, I’m not asking for sympathy. it turned prematurely white, OK? But I’m making the best of it.

  33. Santa attempts but fails to breakthrough the IDF’s Gaza blockade.

  34. The IDF arrests Santa for trying to deliver Christmas presents to Christian Palestinians in Palestine — Where’s Pat Robinson when you need him?

  35. When the IDF’s Iron Dome shot down his idea to deliver his presents by air, suicide bomber Santa then attempted to make his deliveries door-to-door.

  36. JKB says:

    Christmas in the West Bank
    the worst time of the year
    The Palestinians, even dressed as Santa, all were angry
    for in Islam there is no beer.

  37. John425 says:

    Palestinian Santa: “Ooooh! Searching me is so naughty…but nice.”

  38. DrDaveT says:

    Zant al-Q’Laos preparing to go down the chimney for good in Gitmo.

  39. John425 says:

    Amahl has to frisk the Night Visitors.

  40. Mark Ryan says:

    “Get Heeem, He’s arrresting Allah Clause! La-la-la-la-la-la-la Allah Ackbarrrr!!!”

  41. Paul Hooson says:

    “You have to get up pretty early in the morning to fool me….Where’s my present Santa?”