Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, December 29, 2014
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Sant-Allah visits the troops.
Billy-Bob Thornton visits the Palestinian region in his Santa suit, unaware that the Israeli occupying force has outlawed white beards.
“I wouldn’t be able to breath either with that thing in front of my mouth”
Yes, I do have something for you underneath my ‘beard’.
Santa’s beard gets searched during a Stop and Frisk on the streets of New York City.
Stop and Frisk is out of control, but it give Giuliani a stiffy.
The IDF stops another Suicide Santa.
What do you mean you checked your list twice and I was on the naughty one???
Ho Ho Hanukkah you mean!
No one ever buys Billy Zane as a good guy.
“Sorry dude, a no-fly zone is a no-fly zone.”
Oh yeah? You and what 8 tiny reindeer, Bub?
Yeah, right, you really are Santa and these are your elves.
The IDF soldier found his choke hold foiled by Santa’s beard.
Bibi’s Secret Santa is about to be unbearded.
“and a Happy Non-Denominational Christmas to you too, ‘bro”
“No, you can’t give pirated copies of “The Interview” as presents.”
“I’m sorry sir, but your girth is insufficient to be Santa. Go put on 40 lbs & come back.”
Hmm, I’m guessing a C cup.
“Hands up, don’t Santa suit”
Excuse me officer, can you just let me enjoy my Molotov cocktail in peace?
Santa Claus is not coming to town.
“Ho, Ho, Hold it right there, Santa….”
“You see my eyes? You just make naughty list”
Police search Santa’s beard for signs of donuts….
Paul Hooson to Santa: “That ain’t no beard, this is a beard…”
Beware of Santa’s who drop off a present, them quickly run from the scene…
The worst location for a Salvation Army bell-ringer ever…
Desperately seeking a legacy, Obama’s first annual “Middle Eastern Get to Know Your Neighbor Holiday Bash” admittedly suffered from some unfortunate misconceptions.
Fresh from Boston and convinced he had the perfect plan to stealthily get out and “meet the people” Secy Kerry was crestfallen to learn of the dearth of Christians in the region.
Um, well, if you must know, Dasher and Donner are back at the stall doing the nasty to the light of Rudolph’s nose…and I left the spectacles on the night stand. So if there are no more questions can I go now?
Hey look, I’m not asking for sympathy. it turned prematurely white, OK? But I’m making the best of it.
Santa attempts but fails to breakthrough the IDF’s Gaza blockade.
The IDF arrests Santa for trying to deliver Christmas presents to Christian Palestinians in Palestine — Where’s Pat Robinson when you need him?
When the IDF’s Iron Dome shot down his idea to deliver his presents by air, suicide bomber Santa then attempted to make his deliveries door-to-door.
Christmas in the West Bank
the worst time of the year
The Palestinians, even dressed as Santa, all were angry
for in Islam there is no beer.
Palestinian Santa: “Ooooh! Searching me is so naughty…but nice.”
Zant al-Q’Laos preparing to go down the chimney for good in Gitmo.
Amahl has to frisk the Night Visitors.
“Get Heeem, He’s arrresting Allah Clause! La-la-la-la-la-la-la Allah Ackbarrrr!!!”
“You have to get up pretty early in the morning to fool me….Where’s my present Santa?”
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