Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. coco konski says:

    i took viagra and grew this big !

  2. Beregond says:

    “No Mister President, you’re a free man. You bow only to God.”

  3. Michael Hamm says:

    Why are you laughing Mr. President, all I asked for is voluntary Christian tithings, not government redistributive handout.

  4. Michael Hamm says:

    Certainly you don’t think the Parable of The Unjust Steward is a joke.

  5. Maggie Mama says:

    “So glad you’re a Christian this week, Mr. President.”

  6. Maggie Mama says:

    “Well, Mr. President, looks like falling poll numbers got you out of bed this Sunday morning.” 

  7. Maggie Mama says:

    Yes, Mr. President, God is a miracle worker but even He can’t help your failed economic policies.”

  8. Maggie Mama says:

    “Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar’s; and unto God the things that are God’s” …….   and, Mr. President, let us rich Episcopalians keep what we have.”

  9. Maggie Mama says:

    “Although most churches have a coffee hour after services, we’re holding a little “Tea Party” just for you, Mr. President.” 

  10. Maggie Mama says:

    “So nice to finally meet you, Mr. President; I’ve spent the last 19 months asking ‘Pew 54 where are you?'”

  11. chsw says:

    “An imam, a sheikh and a mullah walk into a bar…”

  12. FormerHostage says:

    No Mr. President, it isn’t a joke. The first Commandment really does mean that.

  13. FormerHostage says:

    I tell ya Rev…that part about being humble? Cracked. Me. Up!

  14. Idiot says:

    An an omnipotent being who isn’t from Chicago – that’s a good one.  See you a few more times before November 2nd, then in ’12, k?

  15. John425 says:

    Obama: “Hey, not having to kneel on a prayer rug in your church is cool!”

    Obama: “Hey, Imam, I mean- Reverend!”

    Minister: “So–tell me, Mr President- did I do OK for a white guy?”

  16. JKB says:

    “Ow, I don’t think that communion is setting well with me”

  17. 11B40 says:

    “You know, Mr. President, you can Map-quest us.”

  18. Michael Hamm says:

    So you already heard that joke about the Rabbi, Minister, Priest, and Jihadist Muslim.

  19. Michael Hamm says:

    Ah Reverand, I didn’t understand a single word you said.  You don’t sound at all like my Marxist, Racist, USA hating, Black Liberation espousing Minister.

  20. FormerHostage says:

    Sorry, I just realized I recieved a cracker from a cracker.

  21. John425 says:

    Obama: “Inshallah, padre!”

    Obama: “OK if I dip my toes in the baptismal font?”

  22. No kidding!  You mean you actually believed that health care reform would be good for the deficit?

  23. “The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”  That was a good one, I’m going to have to remember that one.

  24. You’ve got your commandmants and I’ve got Alinsky’s rules.  We’ll see which works better.

  25. MstrB says:

    “Man, am I glad I only had daughters.”

  26. Michael Hamm says:

    Reverand, after that sermon, I the Messiah, am going to revoke your tax exempt status.

  27. John425 says:

    Obama: “I can haz absolution?”

  28. Maggie Mama says:

    “Gee, Mr. President, if I knew you would only come to church to listen to a Muslim opinion, I would have invited Dr. Ziad Asali to be our guest speaker last year.”

  29. “Okay, okay. How about I hand you this piece of parchment, and you go out there and say, ‘Behold! The prophecy as been fulfilled!”
    “Well Reverend, just between the two of us. It’s a funny thing…But it was the Vatican that ordered the hit on JFK.”
    “Well Reverend, if you must know. The Second Coming of Christ was cut short one stormy night over the desert of Roswell, New Mexico. We mistook Jesus, Moses and Elijah for some weather balloons.”
    “Well Mr. President, how did you like my little sermon on Liberation Theology? That ought to put the fear of God in those Capitalist Pigs! And rally the Sandinistas for the November elections!”
    “So Rev. Wright reads to me his sermon on racial harmony, and I say to him: ‘God Bless American? God Bless American? More like God damn America!”
    “So Rev. Wright sends me this here copy of his sermon on racial harmony for my opinion. And I write back: ‘God Bless American? God Bless American? More like, God damn America!”
    “So Rev. Wright sends me this advanced copy of his sermon on racial harmony for my opinion. And I write back: ‘God Bless American? God Bless American? More like, God damn America!”
    “So Rev. Wright reads to me an advanced copy of his now infamous racial harmony sermon, and at the time I say to him: ‘God Bless American? God Bless American? More like, God damn America!”
    “I warned Rev. Wright he had to work on his delivery: Its ‘God damn, America.’ Like she surprised, or pleasantly impressed you. Not, ‘God damn America!’ like you’re sitting in judgement of her.”
    “Sorry we ran out of toilet paper, Mr. President. But I mostly used up the last roll to write my sermon…. Mostly. Want to see?!”