OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM, though contests and winners will somewhat sporadic next week due to travel on my part.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Michelle Obama finally cracks from the strain of eating healthily:

    “NO MORE BROCCOLI! NO MORE BRUSSELS SPROUTS!! NO MORE PEAS!!! WE WANT COOKIES! WE WANT CAKE!! WE WANT ICE CREAM!!!

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Michelle Obama demands the head of Cookie Monster because he refuses to eat his Brussels Sprouts.

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Michelle Obama enlists the aid of a couple of bounty hunters as she seeks to eliminate her arch enemy, Cookie Monster.

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Hmmmmm….. I want some of what she’s been drinking.

  5. markm says:

    Michelle: “…we were told if we liked our plan WE COULD KEEP IT!!!!!!……..”

  6. Mu says:

    A ringbook binder with notes? I rate a teleprompter!

  7. Tony W says:

    First Lady Michelle Obama comes to the defense of a shocked ‘Elmo’ after a White House correspondent makes an unfortunate comment about Elmo’s necktie.

  8. rodney dill says:

    @markm: “Not only are we going to keep our current health plans New Hampshire. We’re going to keep them in South Carolina and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we’re going to keep them in California and Texas and New York. And we’re going to keep them in South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we’re going to keep our current health plans in Washington, D.C. YEEEAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!”

  9. David in KC says:

    Michelle once again regales the crowd on how she took out Big Bird.

  10. JKB says:

    That puppet in the middle looks so life-like.

  11. MstrB says:

    “Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you.”

  12. al-Ameda says:

    “Don’t worry, be happy ….. THAT’S an order, damn it!”

  13. Michael Hamm says:

    So my husband and the Dumbocrats lied to you about Obamacare! AT THIS POINT WHAT DOES IT MATTER! YOU ARE THE GOVERNMENTS PROPERTY NOW AND YOU WILL LIKE IT.

  14. 11B40 says:

    Greetings:

    Who let these damn racist muppets in here ???

  15. 11B40 says:

    Greetings:

    First prize is lunch with First Lady (and former lawyer) Michelle Obama. Second prize is two lunches with First Lady (and former lawyer) Michelle Obama.

  16. He who must not be named says:

    Don’t make me angry. You won’t like me when I’m angry.

  17. He who must not be named says:

    Do not taunt Happy Fun Michelle!

  18. rodney dill says:

    Michelle: “WHAT DO WE WANT!”
    Elmo: “Attention Deficit Disorder awareness!”
    Michelle: “WHEN DO WE WANT IT!”
    Elmo: “Meatballs!”

  19. Moosebreath says:

    Rosita wonders if she can invite Michelle Obama to live with her, just as her friends Ernie and Bert do.

  20. anjin-san says:

    Whitey… Whitey… Whitey…

  21. Obis_sister says:

    Why is she yelling? Is she mad at us? What did we do?

  22. rodney dill says:

    “WOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOO….”

  23. He who must not be named says:

    Brains! ([Ed. Well, it is Halloween.]

  24. He who must not be named says:

    FLOTUS: You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. I use words like progress, fairness, and diversity. I use these words as the backbone of a life spent mau-mauing something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to anyone who rises and sleeps under the blankets and other freebies that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide them. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a placard, and stand a post. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
    CITIZEN: Did you order Obamacare?
    FLOTUS: I did the job I…
    CITIZEN: Did you order Obamacare?
    FLOTUS: Your Goddamn right I did!

  25. He who must not be named says:

    She seems rather, uh, animated.

  26. He who must not be named says:

    Rosita thinks to herself, “Well, that escalated quickly.”

  27. He who must not be named says:

    A binder full of women? Is this some kind of joke?

  28. He who must not be named says:

    The guys get shirts!

  29. He who must not be named says:

    I’m a woman. I’m 40.

  30. jd says:

    This meeting is brought to you by the letter “O” and the number “69”, dammit!

  31. Hal 10000 says:

    Republicans were extremely disappointed when they finally got their hands on the “whitey tape” only to find out it was Michele Obama’s guest appearance on an episode of Elmo’s World about the color white.

  32. Michelle Obama from the East Wing is brought to you by the letters “B” and “S” and the number 17 trillion (in debt).

  33. John425 says:

    Mrs. Obama: “I said bow down, dammit!”

  34. In acknowledgement of the billions cut to the budget of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP), formerly known as food stamps, Lily, the food insecure Muppet, refused to participate in Michelle Obama’s ‘Let’s Move’ focus on physical fiscal fitness.

  35. In acknowledgement of the billions cut to the budget of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP), formerly known as food stamps, Lily, the food insecure Muppet, refused to participate in Michelle Obama’s ‘Let’s Move’ refocus on physical fiscal fitness.

  36. John425 says:

    First Lady in her Red Queen “off with his head” mode.