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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Mu says:

    “And next the second violins”

  2. Moosebreath says:

    If you are very quiet, you can hear my last f@%k dropping.

  3. David in KC says:

    You know how to whistle, don’t you Mitch? You just put your lips together and blow.

  4. Franklin says:

    From real cigarettes to e-cigarettes to totally virtual cigarettes.

  5. RockThisTown says:

    Sliding trombone? No, just a legacy sliding away . . . . .

  6. edmondo says:

    “Assume my right hand is Wall Street’s butt…..”

  7. Hal_10000 says:

    Trump immediately denounced Obama for flashing “gang signs” in his last White House Correspondents dinner.

  8. Hal_10000 says:

    And now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to take Boehner up on that offer of a smoke.

  9. CSK says:

    Obama thought bubble: “Damn, those bean burritos get me every time.”

  10. DrDaveT says:

    “…And I did inhale. Just like this…”

  11. DrDaveT says:

    Barukh ata Adonai Eloheinu, melekh ha’olam, she’heheyanu v’kiy’manu v’higi’anu la’z’man ha’ze. Trump that.”

  12. Jc says:

    The President recounts when he asked Biden to be his running mate. His hand on Biden’s shoulders, Joe put his fingers on the President’s lips and said, “stop, you had me at hello…”

  13. Paul Hooson says:

    Shitler salute?

  14. Jeron says:

    Trump is so going to put Obama on the first plane to Guantanamo as a punishment for having dropped the mic.

  15. Paul Hooson says:

    Sadly, his comic sound effects and voices routine hardly held a candle to the legendary Mel Blanc or Wes Harrison…

  16. Paul Hooson says:

    “I knew Michael Winslow. Michael Winslow was a friend of mine. Sir, you’re no Michael Winslow..”

  17. Paul Hooson says:

    Sign language for the word “lame”?

  18. al-Ameda says:

    “Sorry, but I forgot my Gas Mask Bong Kit”

  19. john430 says:

    Obama: “…and so goodnight, dear Adolph. Rest in peace.”

    “My peace I give you. My peace I leave you.”–Obama in his Black Jesus moment.

    Obama demonstrates that he IS capable of doing 2 things at one time..

  20. Paul Hooson says:

    Aghast watching Carly Florina go down for the second time this week…and not in the good way!

  21. Guarneri says:

    I used to just hold them between my thumb and index finger. But you know, you become president…….

  22. Robert W. Armijo says:

    Sadly, just moments after delivering his last address to the annual White House Correspondence Dinner function during his second term – especially after dropping his mic — did President Obama finally realize that he had, though inadvertently, become the racist stereotype that he wasted his entire first term attempting to deny and avoid.

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    A blown job?

  24. drmrs says:

    BOY SCOUT SALUTE: I pledge to leave the office of President and say, “Obamacares!”