Monday, May 2, 2016
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
“And next the second violins”
If you are very quiet, you can hear my last f@%k dropping.
You know how to whistle, don’t you Mitch? You just put your lips together and blow.
From real cigarettes to e-cigarettes to totally virtual cigarettes.
Sliding trombone? No, just a legacy sliding away . . . . .
“Assume my right hand is Wall Street’s butt…..”
Trump immediately denounced Obama for flashing “gang signs” in his last White House Correspondents dinner.
And now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to take Boehner up on that offer of a smoke.
Obama thought bubble: “Damn, those bean burritos get me every time.”
“…And I did inhale. Just like this…”
“Barukh ata Adonai Eloheinu, melekh ha’olam, she’heheyanu v’kiy’manu v’higi’anu la’z’man ha’ze. Trump that.”
The President recounts when he asked Biden to be his running mate. His hand on Biden’s shoulders, Joe put his fingers on the President’s lips and said, “stop, you had me at hello…”
Trump is so going to put Obama on the first plane to Guantanamo as a punishment for having dropped the mic.
Sadly, his comic sound effects and voices routine hardly held a candle to the legendary Mel Blanc or Wes Harrison…
“I knew Michael Winslow. Michael Winslow was a friend of mine. Sir, you’re no Michael Winslow..”
Sign language for the word “lame”?
“Sorry, but I forgot my Gas Mask Bong Kit”
Obama: “…and so goodnight, dear Adolph. Rest in peace.”
“My peace I give you. My peace I leave you.”–Obama in his Black Jesus moment.
Obama demonstrates that he IS capable of doing 2 things at one time..
Aghast watching Carly Florina go down for the second time this week…and not in the good way!
I used to just hold them between my thumb and index finger. But you know, you become president…….
Sadly, just moments after delivering his last address to the annual White House Correspondence Dinner function during his second term – especially after dropping his mic — did President Obama finally realize that he had, though inadvertently, become the racist stereotype that he wasted his entire first term attempting to deny and avoid.
A blown job?
BOY SCOUT SALUTE: I pledge to leave the office of President and say, “Obamacares!”
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