OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Flotus Day and The Knights Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Flotus Day and The Knights Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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Reuters Photo by YURI GRIPAS/REUTERS

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Allan BourdiusMichelle Obama from the East Wing is brought to you by the letters “B” and “S” and the number 17 trillion (in debt).

Second: He who must not be named – Do not taunt Happy Fun Michelle!

Third: David in KC – Michelle once again regales the crowd on how she took out Big Bird.

HONORABLE MENTION

Hal 10000Republicans were extremely disappointed when they finally got their hands on the “whitey tape” only to find out it was Michele Obama’s guest appearance on an episode of Elmo’s World about the color white.

JKB – That puppet in the middle looks so life-like.

Mrs. Obama: “I said bow down, dammit!”

Mu – A ringbook binder with notes? I rate a teleprompter!

markm – Michelle: “…we were told if we liked our plan WE COULD KEEP IT!!!!!!……..”

OzarkHillbilly – Michelle Obama finally cracks from the strain of eating healthily: “NO MORE BROCCOLI! NO MORE BRUSSELS SPROUTS!! NO MORE PEAS!!! WE WANT COOKIES! WE WANT CAKE!! WE WANT ICE CREAM!!!”

Moosebreath – Rosita wonders if she can invite Michelle Obama to live with her, just as her friends Ernie and Bert do.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Rosita: “I see my exchange health care plan doesn’t cover depilatories like yours does.”

“2 4 6 8 who do we obamanate…”

Michelle showcases the first two successful sign-ups for ObamaCare

Elmo: “But what if I don’t want to be an ObamaCareBear.”
Michelle: “Just shut-up and growl.”

Michelle: “…and I think the Redskins should change their name to the Muppets.”
Rosita: “…but we don’t.”

The Monday Contest is already faster than a speeding pullet.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. James Pearce says:

    Dude, markm had the best one:

    “…we were told if we liked our plan WE COULD KEEP IT!!!!!!……..”

    I’ve seen this picture a few times since first seeing it here and that’s come to mind every…single…..time.