Caption Contest Winners

The The Farce Is Strong With This One Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The The Farce Is Strong With This One Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



(AP Photo/Susan Walsh)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Robert W. Armijo“Imposter turkeys get presidential pardon — Really White House Salahi gatecrashers in disguise!”

Second: Linda – Wait… Where’s the junk I’m supposed to touch?

Third: ericinva – Obama personally coaches new TSA screener, using a live turkey as a test subject.

HONORABLE MENTION

Steven L. Taylor“Like my predecessors, I lack the will to stop this silly ritual.”

Mr. Prosser – Let’s see, pardon for this guy or DeLay, hmmm. OK, this guy. Send DeLay Conyer’s copy of Playboy and a carton of smokes; tell him, “good luck.”

Squirrely wrath – “Okay, Turkey, I’m pardoning you, but only if you register as a Democrat.”

charles austinWhich turkey needs the pardon more?

Steve – Christine O’Donnell makes it to the White House after all.

Maggie Mama – Wow, there are more turkeys here than back on the farm

JKB – First the TSA, now this guy…Why can’t my species fly! On the upside, no helicopters like in Cincinnati back in ’78

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

In a unexpected DWTS rematch… President Obama and the Turkey outscore Bristol Palin and Mark Ballis FTW.

DRUDGEBREAKING: President pardons Tom Turkey without DeLay delay. Developing.

Don’t touch my Junk!!!!

Obama: “At God is my witness I thought turkeys could fly.”
Turkey: “Ditto.”

“The Turkey’s name is Muhammad, Of course, I’ll pardon it.”

“Must. resist. urge. to. bow.”

The Monday Contest is already staring at ewe.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Woo hoo!  Thanks for the HM, RD.

  2. FormerHostage says:

    Dang! My streak is broken.