Caption Contest Winners
The We’re Forked Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(TNOYF)
The Winners:
First: charles austin- The 110th Congress, sweeter than a George impeachment.
Second: elliot – Okay Nancy, tomorrow you get up at 4 AM, collect eggs from the roosters and milk the bull.
Third: Bithead – Let’s talk farm subsidy…
Honorable Mention:
Rachel Edith – “Nancy, my dear. I’m about to make your day.”
DaveD – “American Myopic”
elliot – Harry’s recurring nightmare: “I now pronounce you Man and Wife…you may now kiss the bride”
charles austin – If we earmark it, they will come.
charles austin – The Great Karnak: “An Orc, a dork, and a fork.”
charles austin – … and then, suddenly, Karl awoke in a cold sweat.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“Stick a fork in this Presidency, its done.”
Harry flashes the secret “Dubya” sign in support of the President
Reid: “Who looks stoic now Rummy?”
bitchin’ & pitchin’
“See Harry, I always said you were outstanding in your field.”
“Did someone mention Pork?”
“I’m already tired of smellin’ her Dairy Air.”
The 
Thursday Contest is already singing in Tehran (we wish).
Thank goodness this contest’s over, now I can get back to work.
Ya coulda stopped any tine you wanted to.
My Muse doesn’t take kindly to being ignored or pushed aside for more mundane left-brain work.
New Country Cornflakes
New Country Cornflakes
Oh they won’t wilt
When you put on milk
Oh they won’t munch
When they oughta crunch