Caption Contest Winners

The We’re Forked Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


The Winners:

First: charles austin- The 110th Congress, sweeter than a George impeachment.

Second: elliot – Okay Nancy, tomorrow you get up at 4 AM, collect eggs from the roosters and milk the bull.

Third: BitheadLet’s talk farm subsidy…

Honorable Mention:

Rachel Edith – “Nancy, my dear. I’m about to make your day.”

DaveD – “American Myopic”

elliot – Harry’s recurring nightmare: “I now pronounce you Man and Wife…you may now kiss the bride”

charles austin – If we earmark it, they will come.

charles austin – The Great Karnak: “An Orc, a dork, and a fork.”

charles austin – … and then, suddenly, Karl awoke in a cold sweat.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“Stick a fork in this Presidency, its done.”

Harry flashes the secret “Dubya” sign in support of the President

Reid: “Who looks stoic now Rummy?”

bitchin’ & pitchin’

“See Harry, I always said you were outstanding in your field.”

“Did someone mention Pork?”

“I’m already tired of smellin’ her Dairy Air.”

The Thursday Contest is already singing in Tehran (we wish).

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Thank goodness this contest’s over, now I can get back to work.

  2. Rodney Dill says:

    Ya coulda stopped any tine you wanted to.

  3. My Muse doesn’t take kindly to being ignored or pushed aside for more mundane left-brain work.

  4. don surber says:

    New Country Cornflakes
    New Country Cornflakes
    Oh they won’t wilt
    When you put on milk
    Oh they won’t munch
    When they oughta crunch