Caption Contest

Time for Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

(Ali Jarekji/Files/Reuters)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. elliot says:

    ….I am going to get one more wife.

  2. Alan Kellogg says:

    You think you have cause to complain. Wait until gas is $10.00 a gallon and then bitch.

  3. Bite me. (?)

    Smiling. I do love humor.


  4. shipmate says:

    “Yes, it’s true, I’m going to sponsor one more Canonball Run!”

  5. Kenny says:

    Yes. I, too, voted the boy off. It is a shame what happened to Melinda Doolittle.

    One is the loneliest Arabic number that you ever knew.

    Now, if you’ll excuse me this condition has persisted for more than four hours and I must consult my physician.

  6. Timmer says:

    I’m Humpty, I wanna…

  7. Timmer says:

    Which way will the gas prices to be going this summer?

  8. Timmer says:

    The Clash, they are number one in my book. “Rock the Casbah” makes me dance like Mohamed on a pogo stick.

  9. Ingress says:

    “Even I confess that our fashion sense is awful. Hah! What your children will be wearing one day.”

  10. Lindy R. Dole says:

    “Want cheap gas?… Pull my finger.”

  11. tio moco says:

    It only takes me one drink to get loaded, unfortunately I don’t remember if it’s the 13th or 14th……

  12. yetanotherjohn says:

    Ever wondered why Saudi Arabia had such a low population? Look at this picture of a singles night in Riyadh.

  13. Brian says:

    “Prince Salman, which way are gas prices going to go?”


    Prince Salman begins his sign language answer to the question, “Did the US win its effort to cut oil prices?”

  14. yetanotherjohn says:

    Where’s Waldo?

  15. yetanotherjohn says:

    The Saudi oil minister gave a subtle hint as to which way he thinks oil prices will be heading in the near term.

  16. Mark says:

    No, for the last time, I am not Jamie Farr!

  17. G.A. Phillips says:

    Haha, I thought it was L for Liberal not loser, hehe…..

  18. Wyatt Earp says:

    1. “Who was the greatest WWF Champion of all time? The Iron Sheik, of course!”

    2. The owner of Jiffy Park shows how to get rich by renting out customer’s vehicles to prostitutes.

  19. Scott_T says:

    1) Why Yes I have just financed Johnny Depp’s new movie. You wanna know the name? Pirates of the Arabian Sea.

    2) You wanted an answer? Why, it’s as plain as the nose on my face.

    3) Yeah I found that funny! “How do you tell an Arabian woman from a man, she’s the one wearing the burqua.” I’ve never heard that one before!

  20. floyd says:

    “The food was mediocre, but these table cloths are fabulous!

  21. Hodink says:

    “Go ahead. Laugh! One day your family will dress this way.”

  22. Prince Salman needs to work on his “Hook ‘Em Horns” hand signs.

  23. Missed it by that much.

  24. Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

  25. Maniakes says:

    “I finally found out why Americans always laugh when I introduce myself!”

    — Prince Salman bin Abdul-Aziz

  26. elliot says:

    “Please excuse. I’ll be right back..(ahem)..after..How you say? Number one”.

  27. McCain says:

    This time we play checkers on MY head.

  28. MikeM says:

    Oh I won’t answer that, because “What happens in Riyadh stays in Riyadh.”

  29. McGehee says:

    “This season I think the Mecca Beheaders will go all the way to the World Series!”

  30. Scott_T says:

    I Shiite you not! (Someone had to say it!)

  31. “Check, please!”

  32. “I did not have sex with that woman.”

  33. “Yes, I’ll take one of everything.”

  34. Rachel Edith says:

    “You know that universal sign using the middle finger? Well, we do it like this.”

  35. “Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?”

  36. Pudge says:

    “Man,the pictures in these caption contests are really getting weak! Excuse me,my camel is in heat and I am turgid.Can’t miss an opportunity like that, heh,heh.You know what I mean, do ya,do ya? Well DO YA PUNK!?!”

  37. Mr Bagel says:

    That infidel Dill maybe number 1 in caption contests, but I sir are number I in beheading contests.

    Visit: Bodgey Bagels latest Caption Contest:

    Mr Bagel

  38. Donald Sensing says:

    I just said, “Jump!” Now you are supposed to say, “How high?”

  39. Donald Sensing says:

    No, the headress is not white with red checks, it’s red with white checks.

  40. Hermoine says:

    “For you, pretty lady, I break all the rules. Eat pork, drink, go to Vegas! Even sing Christmas carols. Have nice voice. ‘Hark! The Herald Angels Sing.'”

  41. Cowboy Blob says:

    One more question, then I must go. I am nose-modeling for a “Joe Camel” advertisement.

  42. timturk says:

    “America be berry, berry, good to me.”