Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM



Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Elmo says:

    Look, up in the sky, it’s a bird …
    it’s a plane …
    it’s some nut strapped to a jug of kerosene, carbon fibre, and four miniature jet engines,

  2. Elmo says:

    What’s in your wallet?

  3. Bithead says:

    * The Great Bird of the Galaxy

    * Make sure THIS one doesn’t take a dump on your car.

    * Jane! Jane! Stop this crazy thing!!! Jane! JAaaaaaannnneeee!

  4. Elmo says:

    Feel the burn (can you take the heat?).

  5. Elmo says:

    Somewhere over the rainbow
    Way up high
    There’s a land that I heard of
    Once in a lullaby

    Somewhere over the rainbow
    Skies are blue
    And the dreams that you dare to dream
    Really do come true

  6. markm says:

    From the Transformers theme song: “Transformers, more than some crazy Euro guy”

  7. Gollum says:

    In response to budget cutbacks at the Pentagon, Boeing introduces the next wave in fighter planes: the fighter no-plane.

  8. Gollum says:

    Tower to Ghost Rider, um, your . . . umm, your tailhook is still out.

  9. elliot says:

    Delta has also cutback its services. Here a business class customer is seen using the more economical, fuel efficient, single passenger, express flight option from Colorado to LA.

  10. William d'Inger says:


  11. Bithead says:

    * Q branch has really outdone themselves this time.

    * Chief Flying Eagle!

    * “AAAhhhhhhhh! The flying Elvises are BACK!!!!!!!”

    * “Ah. Flying hell-beast. Seen it. Damn it, I pay for 300 channels and this is the best they can do?”

    * “I’m flying! I’m FLYING!!!” “Some evolutionary Breakthrough!”

    * “It was a one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater…”

    * Kurt Who?

    * And you guys thought my invention of Flying toasters was good…

    * Harry Potter’s next progression

    * Opening scene from “Mothra and Rodan meet James Bond”.

    * The R&D dept at Pizza hut was furiously at work developing the next rapid delivery system.

    * “Uh-oh…Are those tie-fighters?”

    * Rejected cover for “Jefferson Airplane’s Greatest Hits”

    * The real answer to planes being Hijacked.

    * “Boy, I hope I can land this thing soon. This black box is making me ITCH.”


  12. FormerHostage says:

    He’s holding the Bic behind him, waiting for the right moment to light the afterburner.

  13. Michael says:

    “I’m the Rocketeer

    “The rocka-who?”

  14. Kenny says:

    Hillary took her case to the air, hoping sky writing would woo superdelegates.

    Fuel prices can’t be that bad, look at this guy.

  15. Hodink says:

    It is 3 am. Hillary got the call. And, as promised, she is off to save the day.

  16. The search for the last kangaroo continues.

  17. Jimmy began to realize that landing gear would have been a good idea.

  18. physics geek says:

    “Here he comes to save the day!”

    “C’mon, Yves. You know that’s not what we meant when we said you should ‘wing it'”.

    “So. When do I get to hook up with Jennifer Connelly?” (Rockteer reference, for those unaware)

  19. John425 says:

    Ahmadinejad: “If Mohammed can fly up to heaven so can I”

  20. John425 says:

    “…and-there’s no carry-on luggage fee!”

    “Landing gear? OMG- I forgot the landing gear!”

  21. Dennis says:

    Woohoo! Man this is really fun isn’t it Bob?….

  22. Bithead says:

    * Icarus, his arms outstretched, at Tanagra

    * I love the smell of burnt feathers and gunpowder and cordite!”

    * Supplying this many feathers to commuters, though is a problem given the economy. Even Down is up.

    * There hasn’t bee a dragon in these parts for 1000 years…

    * Charlie developed the rather nasty habit of picking his nose gear

    * “I will not encourage others to fly.” – Bart Simpson on the blackboard, later that day

    *I fly like an elephant and sting like a moth

  23. William d'Inger says:

    European response to soaring fuel prices.

  24. Timmer says:

    After receiving an encouraging letter from Senator Clinton, David Archuleta prepares his rendition of Elton John’s “Rocket Man.”

  25. Cowboy Blob says:

    To Infinity… and Beyond!

  26. Deathlok says:

    “I’m King of the World. . .. . . .Dag!

  27. Wyatt Earp says:

    Karl Rove continues his controversial bald eagle hunt.

  28. Yet Another Example Of Why Deregulation Of The Airlines Was A Bad Idea.

  29. Elmo says:

    President Obama cancels the nearly complete JSF. And replaces it with the BRB (balsa wood and rubberband).

    With skyrocketing fuel prices, the airlines continue to cut back on amenities.

    Buzz Obama-Lightyear: to Infiniti, Lexus, and beyond.

    An Air Force of one.

  30. Rachel Edith says:

    McCain was able to dispell all myths about age and health in one fell swoop.

  31. elliot says:

    Pilot to ground control, where did you say the air brakes were?

  32. elliot says:

    I can see my house from up here. Hey, what’s that strange car doing in my driveway?

  33. RT says:

    The Pentagon’s new punishment for deserters: turning them into unarmed drones.

  34. Elmo says:

    Out of airspeed
    Out of altitude
    Out of ideas … Eject! Eject! Eject!

    Ground Control to Major Tom,
    Commencing countdown,
    engines on,
    Check ignition,
    may God’s love be with you,
    Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff

  35. Hermoine says:

    “Yes I see you, dear. How do you look? You look small. The mountain looks big and you look small. Dear, once you land and all, please pick up some milk on your way home.”

  36. Elmo says:

    Fuel … check.
    Ailerons …. check.
    Navigation … check.
    Parachute …. oh sh*t!

  37. elliot says:

    I really don’t know how this thing works, I’ll just have to ‘wing it.’

  38. rodney dill says:

    Yes Hillary, I have just the right assignment for you in my administration.