Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Anderson says:

    Obama’s running mate inspects the color guard at the Democratic convention.

  2. markm says:

    Penguin: “wha…NO I cannot dance like the penguin in the movie…a-hole”

    Penguin: “HEY…did you just spit your gum on my wing????”

  3. markm says:

    Penguin: “GOOD LORD men…you look like Gene Simmons in civil war garb”

  4. elliot says:

    Are you happy to see me or is that a tuna fish sandwich I smell in your pocket?

  5. Jack W says:

    Unexpected military benefits of global warming as marine recruitment soars !!

  6. Hodink says:

    Introducing our latest recruit. Also seeking cats, pigs and ferrets. Huge sign-on bonus to pet owners.

  7. rodney dill says:

    “Alright… who said, ‘Yeti Sports Anyone?’

  8. William d'Inger says:

    “That’s him, but I won’t seek a paternity test.”

  9. FormerHostage says:
  10. Floyd says:

    Buoyed by the success of “March of the Penguins”,
    Luc Jacquet starts casting for a movie version of “The Nutcracker” to be out before Christmas.

  11. Floyd says:

    After the invasion from Antarctica, the Emperor inspects his captors.

  12. Floyd says:

    Stand straight or it’s the “fish slapping dance” for you soldier!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMKCLyhBBwI

  13. Bithead says:

    * Scene from the rather strange remake of “An Officer and a Gentleman”.

    * “Oh, intercourse the penguin!”

    * Linux comes to the British Military

    * Look at this, Herbie… a lawn dart with legs!

    * YES! no,no,no,no,no, Yes! no,no,no,no,no, Yes! no,no,Yes no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,YES! (Head bobs, birdlike, as the soldiers leave) I LOVE quick time Harch….. (OK, 50 points: What movie was that from?)

    * “Quick! Throw me a mackeral!”

    * “Come along, my little booboochitos.”

  14. I know what to do if the emperor has no clothes, but this is ‘above my pay grade’.

    This is what happens when you rigorously enforce the ‘don’t ask – don’t tell’ policy, drill sergeants of other species.

    You eyeballin’ me boy?

    I know the idea of having a penguin as being the colonel-in-chief of the King’s guards seems ridiculous. But compare the Kings guards track record to the secret service and you have to wonder if they aren’t on to something.

    Do you see how sloppy that line is? It’s not that I am prejudiced against penguins. Some of my best friends are penguins. But he is just not up to the job.

    Penguin: Clean that bird poop off your show soldier.
    Soldier: What bird poop?
    Penguin: Give me a minute. I had a bread and cheese fondue last night.

    Suspicions were raised about the new Colonel-in-chief when it was discovered he had a distinct Scottish accent.

  15. Roger says:

    1. ” What’s that on your uniform?! A pledge pin?! Drop and give me twenty!”

    2. I may be short but let me tell you, Yoda isn’t the only badass short guy out there.

    3. Thanks for the fish, soldier!

    4. I like to move it, move it, move it.

  16. markm says:

    Penguin: “SOLDIER…do I amuse you?..you think i’m funny?, how, like a clown?”

  17. markm says:

    Penguin: “..aaats right BITCHES….full Bird Colonel”

  18. John425 says:

    Penguin: “That cwazy wabbit is in here somepwace!”

    Penguin: “…and you’ll stand here until someone returns the fish oil!”

    Penguin: “What we’ve got here is a failure to communicate. Some men you just can’t reach.”

    Penguin: “Alright! Who said nuns look just like penguins?”

  19. John425 says:

    “I was born an Emperor Penguin! Napoleon was a wannabe and a late starter!”

  20. “What’s that on your uniform? A pledge penguin? Drop and give me twenty!”

  21. “Uncle Arctic! Who said that?”

  22. elliot says:

    WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN’ ABOUT!!!!!
    You want a transfer to the Seals?

  23. Gollum says:

    . . . and when Pvt. Pengy was selected to catch the bayoneted rifle from Cpl. Stevens, well, that’s when the boys knew it was “grillin’ night.”

    p.s.

    OK, 50 points: What movie was that from?

    Mel Brooks’ History of the World Part I. (“He’s up! . . . And gone!”)

  24. Gollum says:

    Sheesh! He takes this “Emperor” Penguin thing a bit too seriously, don’t you think?

  25. Gollum says:

    Eyes . . RIGHT – – AND DOWN JUST A BIT!

  26. Gollum says:

    “That’s right soldier, NEVER leave your wingman. I happen to take that very seriously.”

  27. William d'Inger says:

    Mabel’s right. All humans DO look alike.

  28. William d'Inger says:

    Laugh now, but when the ice melts and the oceans rise, you’ll wish you had paid attention to what I’m telling ya.

  29. William d'Inger says:

    Penguin thought bubble: “It has to be Intelligent Design. There’s no way evolution could have made that many mistakes.”

  30. William d'Inger says:

    Penguin to soldier: “If this were California, I’d marry you.”

  31. William d'Inger says:

    Penguin thought bubble: “I bet they taste like chicken.”

  32. Russ says:

    I bet they never make a documentary called “The ‘Position of Attention’ of the Penguins.”

  33. Chest up. Gut in. Head Straight. (I’ve always wanted to do this.)

  34. Bithead says:

    * Just think of it as a leather bird.

    * (Bleep)…… he’s a full Bird Coronel!!

    * Does he swim south for the winter?

    * Data, after he became the Bird

    * At this point in the proceedings, the military band struck up their own rendition of “Free Bird”

  35. rodney dill says:

    Maybe that should be Freeze bird

  36. William d'Inger says:

    Penguin: Yes, I’ve heard every “Surfin’ Bird” joke before.

  37. William d'Inger says:

    Penguin thought bubble: “The other kids only have tin soldiers.”

  38. William d'Inger says:

    Penguin thought bubble: “Damn it’s hot out here on the drill field. They ought to hold these inspections closer to the officer’s club.”

  39. Bithead says:

    Maybe that should be Freeze bird

    Arrgh…. that one got by me.
    Got any Mackerel?

  40. Cowboy Blob says:

    Grounded from flight status by evolution, penguins still make excellent infantry officers.

  41. William d'Inger says:

    Penguin: “Oh yeah, wise guy, well your pecker can’t catch fish.”

  42. steve says:

    “Kippers. Have you seen my kippers?”

  43. markm says:

    Penguin: “NOPE, not Biden, just read it on OTB”

  44. markm says:

    Penguin: “WTF?!?!?…did you just call me Pingu??…NOOOOOK NOOK!”

  45. markm says:

    Soldiers: “Colonel Olav, me and the mates was wundrin..which came first, the penguin or the egg?”

    Colonel Olav: “whether..uh..uhh..you’re looking at it from a theological perspective or a…uhhh…uhhh…scientific perspective, answering that question with…uhh…specificity ….is..uhh…above my pay grade”

  46. William d'Inger says:

    Penguin thought bubble: “That must be their winter plumage.”

  47. korim says:

    Solder: Seriously dude, the last guy who laughed is swimming with the, er, fishes.

  48. korim says:

    Penguin: Nope, couldn’t be assigned to the US where they wear decent duds. Had to mess with my web site designer and get sent here.

  49. korim says:

    Penguin: And you thought global warming wasn’t serious- the freaking polar bears are working the MGM in Vegas!

  50. Elmo says:

    …. and they said I wasn’t qualified to be Commander in Chief.

    Who’s got the fishy? You got the fishy …. one of ya’s gotta have a kipper for your ole bud Nils?

    Ya think this Speedo makes me look short?

    So Phelps has got medals, big deal. Let’s see him outrace a polar bear … underwater, under ice.

  51. Elmo says:

    You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin’ to? Well I’m the only one here. Who do you think you’re talking to?

  52. elliot says:

    Soldier, I’ll have you know that I fought in Waddle Canal.

  53. Rachel Edith says:

    “Listen up, Doughboys. The new uniform is the gray tuxedo. Fittings are tomorrow.’I shall return.’ ‘Remember the Maine!’ ‘You must do your damdest and win.'”

  54. Hermoine says:

    “I sure hope you boys like fish.”

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