Thursday, August 28, 2008
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Clinton- Root canal huh?
Biden- Yeah, he said he could heal me. What about you?
Clinton- He said he could bring pantsuits back in vogue.
* To-Ga! To-Ga! To-Ga! To-Ga! To-Ga! To-Ga!
* OK, I’ll see your $4400 and raise you the rest.
Clinton thought bubble: “what if I run and can’t get the nomination?…if not me, WHO??”
Biden thought bubble: “I was borned to be…a coalminers son…raised on a hill in…scrappy Scranton”
H: What do you wanna do?
J: I dunno, what do you wanna do?
H: I dunno, what do YOU wanna do?
J: I dunno, what do YOU wanna do?
H: We could go plot our revenge.
Upon hearing the Bill Clinton and Jill Biden were an item…
Biden thought bubble: “Sumbitch, can we get someone to turn the heat up in here????…i’m freezin’ my ass off”
Sitting next to Hillary, Biden’s thoughts travel down dark, ominous pathways, wondering if he, too, will now be added to the Clinton Hit List.
Biden: “So what did you get for your ‘nomination by acclamation’ speech? Your 18 Million campaign debt retired?”
Clinton: “No… I got my parking validated.”
Biden, “What’s a nine letter word for deserted?”
Hillary, “I believe ‘discarded’ would work.”
Look at those fools enjoying the moment. This party is in complete shambles and they don’t even know it.
Dazed and Confused.
Biding her time. Biden, his time.
Do you know me? I used to be a candidate for President of the United States ….
It wasn’t me! (who cut the cheese).
Biden desperately tries to hold back the nyuk-nyuk-nyuk.
See no evil.
Speak no evil
(Out of frame) .. Hear no evil
Bored …. Biden moves his finger rapidly up and down over his lips, while blowing: ‘putt putt putt putt … I’m a motorboat!’
The secret to Obama’s remarkable charisma was revealed: he sucks the life out of those who oppose him.
B: Maybe it’s the flag lapel pin. If I just hadn’t worn it during the primaries.
C: Maybe it’s the flag lapel pin. If I jjust had worn it during the primaries.
Two minds, one thought: Why him and not me.
I blame Bush.
C: I really don’t see why Bill likes to screw around with others so much. I mean, this has to be the worst date I have been on.
B: The force is strong with the clean one.
C: But I am the drone that they are looking for.
“There must be a song for this.”
“How about We Shall Overcome?”
Greek columns …. movie stars. Hey Hillary, what say we blow this taco stand?
Biden: “I wonder if that pantsuit comes in my size?”
* Obviously, the crowd went wild when Obama entered the room.
* Two signs what you’ve got going is a Maalox Moment
* Did you hear the one about the shepherd who got fired for falling asleep during inventory?
How do we tell Bill?
One of these two will be happy if Obama wins the election.
Their outfits match the states they’re rooting for.
Biden’s thought bubble: Uh, oh! Viagra’s kicking in.
Biden to Hillary: Say Hillary, would you mind doing me a favor….?
Clinton: I wish that was me…
Biden: I wish I where her 10 months ago…
Shared thought bubble: “That should be ME up there!”
Biden: Sniff, This doesn’t smell like Larry Craig. Who was that in the next stall I wonder…
C: Which kid is yours?
B: Mine’s the good looking, articulate kid. And you?
C: Why he’s the handsome young man in the corner over there… WILLIAM JEFFERSON, you pull your pants up right now. Sheesh if I had a 3 dollar bill for every time that’s happened.
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Frick, Frack, and … (Barack).
Did you hear the one about the teenage Governor’s daughter? Come on Hill … cheer up, you can run again when you’re sixty four (cue Beatles).
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