Caption Contest

Time for the Thurday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Bystander says:

    The pilot of ‘The Straight Talk’ waves good bye to Senator John McCain as the bus experiences a meltdown and is now permanently grounded.

  2. Pete Abel says:

    I’ll be home for dinner … in 2022.

  3. Brian says:

    Not even Major Tom is immune from the economic meltdown.

  4. elliot says:

    The economy is so bad now, astronauts are forced to ride the bus to the moon.

  5. Elmo says:

    Still confident that Johnnie Mac will indeed do the deed. Elmo hedges his bet.

  6. Elmo says:

    Prices doubled for Virgin Atlantic’s, Anywhere But Here, galactic space emigration program. On the morning of November fifth.

  7. Hodink says:

    Joe the Plumber has tired of the media attention. He is moving. His new address will be Alpha Centauri.

  8. John Burgess says:

    Jan. 21, 2009: VP Joseph Biden discovers the role Pres. Obama has decided he will play in the new Administration.

  9. anjin-san says:

    Thus begins the lonely exile of John McCain…

  10. John425 says:

    President Obama launches “The People’s Revolutionary Space Program and Re-education Facility.”

  11. Kenny says:

    I’m not the man they think I am, at all. I’m a rocket man!

  12. Bystander says:

    President Obama’s new Secretary of Treasury, Buzz Lightyear, waves to the little people after he submits a new financial rescue plan that will raise taxes “To infinity and beyond!”

  13. Eneils Bailey says:

    “Doubt if I will ever see you again.”

    “President Obama has ordered me search the universe and find a society where socialist economic policies such as his, really work.”

  14. hpb says:

    Goodbye capitalism. It’s been fun.

  15. Paul Barnes says:

    Houston, we have a problem. I can still see people.

  16. Oh no, this isn’t at all what I meant when I said I wanted to ride on the shuttle.

  17. How come my bus is shorter than the others?

  18. It is just as Xenu foretold.

  19. Bithead says:

    John Travolta brings to live two roles at once, once again, in “The Boy in the Bubble: Stayin’ Alive!”

  20. Michael Jackson begins his journey home.

  21. Staying at a Holiday Inn last night was not a good idea.

  22. I gotta tinkle.

  23. John425 says:

    As a result of gerrymandering, Ron Paul leaves for his new Congressional District in the Crab Nebula.

  24. Absolutely no one else picked up on Steve’s “Close Encounters of the Third Kind” hand signs.

  25. G.A.Phillips says:

    Driver slow down, slow down, is that a bad scarf or a Zebra hide?

  26. John425 says:

    ACORN voter registrar seeks new voter applicants in “a galaxy, far, far away”.

  27. John425 says:

    Will the last free-enterprizer leaving please turn out the lights?

  28. KVC says:

    “I thought the in flight movie would have better reception.”

  29. Timmer says:

    I never thought looking like Kevin Spacey would get me so far.

  30. Elmo says:

    Well I’ll be darned …. these wipe on wipe off gloves really do work (just like they said on TV).

  31. Vote? I won’t be able to vote for you McCain. I’m going where no man has gone before. Obama country.

  32. “Live long and prosper!” Darn, I can’t do the Spock thing. Hey, is that McCain! We’ll he can’t do the Spock thing either. I wonder if that’s a good thing or a bad thing. An omen to the Presidential election.

  33. “Asta la vista, Baby.”

  34. Hermoine says:

    “I hate this hairnet but it comes in handy on bad hair days.”

  35. Elmo says:

    With strong population growth, and concurrent expansion of cities and suburbs. American’s commutes get ever longer.

  36. chsw says:

    Budget cuts have reduced NASA to exploring Detroit.


  37. baysballfan says:

    Are you ready Sarah?
    It’s the BIG ONE.