Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


(Sergei Karpukhin/Reuters)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. DL says:

    Britney does her Madonna imitation in eastern Europe.

    Europe’s newest airport security measure appears to be effective.

    Next week students, we’ll do this with a real criminal and a doll for the policeman.

    This will teach her not to pray in public.

    She was found to be emmiting more than the acceptable limit of CO2.

    These Americans just can’t hold their drinks.

  2. FormerHostage says:

    For her own safety, she was arrested before terrorists could blow her up.

  3. Rachel Edith says:

    From the Law Enforcement Rodeo held at the Wynn Encore in Vegas, comes word that a Secret Service Agent assigned to guard Bill Clinton has won the Inflatable Doll Hogtie.

  4. Bystander says:

    The Russian CSI reveals that there were ligature marks on the Georgia doll, indicating foul play. The Kremlin refused to comment.

  5. Bystander says:

    Alert Russian security agent discovered how the Ukraine was stealing their natural gas.

  6. Bithead says:

    * (Shake of the head) Gotta love the TSA….All this over a can of hairspray.

    * Right! Now we’ve shown you what can happen if you get attacked by a blow-up doll. Next, we’ll do fresh fruit!

  7. ap says:

    nothing to see here. just a little performance art.

  8. John425 says:

    Russian cop: “Is Amerikanski spy! I must take home and interrogate her.”

  9. John425 says:

    Russian cop: “In Siberia, is good to have handy when is colder than 3 dog night.”

  10. 1. If the porn industry doesn’t get their financial bailout, they will hold all sex toys hostage. Here, we see a member of Chippendales, dressed in his soldier dance outfit, demonstrating precisely what will happen.


    2. “Tell me, comrade, just how you know I’m arresting the wrong person?”

  11. Dennis says:

    Huh?? I don’t see any goat…

  12. NOW do you see why I think gay marriage is just a slippery slope to exhibitionist sadist wanting to marry their sex toys?

    It was better under Stalin when they would use a real girl

    No wonder she has that surprised look on her face

    A few MPs on the Abou Gahrib night shift and we never hear the end of it, but does anyone care what Putin’s minions are doing?

    The FSB just ain’t the KGB

    After several hours of questioning, the suspect signed a full and complete confession

    Remember folks, check your “personal items” un-inflated in the luggage, a blow up doll does not count as one carry on item.

    Come and see the repression inherent in the communist system

    Perversion I understand, performance art is still a mystery to me

    Apparently even the naughty got something for Christmas

    Putin and the real girl

    Sure she doesn’t look like the other passengers, but that is just profiling to arrest her for that

    The CIA’s compromise to increase HUMINT while not risking agents was less than successful

  13. MikeM says:

    In Russia, Transportation Security Police always get their man!

  14. Drew says:

    Take that !! Hey Mr. Texas “Buckaroo” Steer Roper. How do you like me now ??

  15. hpb says:

    Yuri has a different idea of a ‘stimulus package’.

  16. John Burgess says:

    “Yeah, well that rubber duck is ruined for life. It’s off to the hoosegow with you, missy Teacher.”

  17. chsw says:

    Ivan’s girlfriend likes it rough.

  18. Tackleberry, after faking his own death to avoid Police Academy 8, has been found up to his old shenanigans working for the Russian sex police.

  19. Elmo says:

    How do you spell cease fire?

    Some inaugural balls began early.

    Diplomacy baby!

    CNN continues its non stop coverage of Israeli aggression and rape (with video), after this important commercial break.

  20. Hermoine says:

    “Hmmmm, how was Russia, you wanna know. Well, let’s just say it fulfilled a fantasy of mine.”

  21. Elmo says:

    Washington – NYT’s posts snippets of leaked Obama inauguration speech. Analysts have suggested the excerpt: bend ovah oond take it like a (wo)man. Refers to Obama’s new, yet to be revealed Israeli diplomatic tack.

  22. Don’t tase me, bro!

    Check out BBOW’s caption contest.