Thursday, January 8, 2009
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Britney does her Madonna imitation in eastern Europe.
Europe’s newest airport security measure appears to be effective.
Next week students, we’ll do this with a real criminal and a doll for the policeman.
This will teach her not to pray in public.
She was found to be emmiting more than the acceptable limit of CO2.
These Americans just can’t hold their drinks.
For her own safety, she was arrested before terrorists could blow her up.
From the Law Enforcement Rodeo held at the Wynn Encore in Vegas, comes word that a Secret Service Agent assigned to guard Bill Clinton has won the Inflatable Doll Hogtie.
The Russian CSI reveals that there were ligature marks on the Georgia doll, indicating foul play. The Kremlin refused to comment.
Alert Russian security agent discovered how the Ukraine was stealing their natural gas.
* (Shake of the head) Gotta love the TSA….All this over a can of hairspray.
* Right! Now we’ve shown you what can happen if you get attacked by a blow-up doll. Next, we’ll do fresh fruit!
nothing to see here. just a little performance art.
Russian cop: “Is Amerikanski spy! I must take home and interrogate her.”
Russian cop: “In Siberia, is good to have handy when is colder than 3 dog night.”
1. If the porn industry doesn’t get their financial bailout, they will hold all sex toys hostage. Here, we see a member of Chippendales, dressed in his soldier dance outfit, demonstrating precisely what will happen.
2. “Tell me, comrade, just how you know I’m arresting the wrong person?”
Huh?? I don’t see any goat…
NOW do you see why I think gay marriage is just a slippery slope to exhibitionist sadist wanting to marry their sex toys?
It was better under Stalin when they would use a real girl
No wonder she has that surprised look on her face
A few MPs on the Abou Gahrib night shift and we never hear the end of it, but does anyone care what Putin’s minions are doing?
The FSB just ain’t the KGB
After several hours of questioning, the suspect signed a full and complete confession
Remember folks, check your “personal items” un-inflated in the luggage, a blow up doll does not count as one carry on item.
Come and see the repression inherent in the communist system
Perversion I understand, performance art is still a mystery to me
Apparently even the naughty got something for Christmas
Putin and the real girl
Sure she doesn’t look like the other passengers, but that is just profiling to arrest her for that
The CIA’s compromise to increase HUMINT while not risking agents was less than successful
In Russia, Transportation Security Police always get their man!
Take that !! Hey Mr. Texas “Buckaroo” Steer Roper. How do you like me now ??
Yuri has a different idea of a ‘stimulus package’.
“Yeah, well that rubber duck is ruined for life. It’s off to the hoosegow with you, missy Teacher.”
Ivan’s girlfriend likes it rough.
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How do you spell cease fire?
Some inaugural balls began early.
CNN continues its non stop coverage of Israeli aggression and rape (with video), after this important commercial break.
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“Hmmmm, how was Russia, you wanna know. Well, let’s just say it fulfilled a fantasy of mine.”
Washington – NYT’s posts snippets of leaked Obama inauguration speech. Analysts have suggested the excerpt: bend ovah oond take it like a (wo)man. Refers to Obama’s new, yet to be revealed Israeli diplomatic tack.
Don’t tase me, bro!
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