Thursday, August 13, 2009
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
My fellow Americans, I am pleased to announce our first balanced budget in over 40 years.
Red Bull….it gives you wings!
They said pigs would fly before America had socialized medicine….
The Russian Air Force takes their version of the A-10 Warthog for a test flight. According to sources, it “went as we thought it would””.
Speaker Pelosi is throwing Washington Redskins and pigskins who protest healthcare out of her office, but apparently Nazis have not dared to show their faces yet.
Thanks to growing pork, Washington is in a total freefall.
I’ll belive that when pigs rich white people fly.
A few brave CEO’s try out the new pork parachute.
These no knock health care protests are getting out of hand….
A new strain of the “Swine Flew” discovered. Three students come down with it.
The Federal Deficit Czar and underlings take their piggy bank and do the honorable thing.
“The Force is strong with this one..”
PETA seeks to halt the latests college fad of skydiving with pigs.
Hillary insists this was an old campaign photo the Obama camp used aginst her.
Because of the unruly townhall meetings, many congresspersons have taken to delivering pork from a safe haven.
Representatives resort to increasingly complicated screening processes to keep audience members from disrupting town hall meetings.
And this little piggy went
“Wee wee wee”* all the way home.
*Be prepared, piggy. DependÂ®
After Obama’s election, Stimulus I, Waxman-Markey, Cash for Clunkers, an annual deficit 400% larger than any previous deficit ever, and Obamacare …, with God as my witness I thought pigs could fly.
That’ll do pig, that’ll do.
No damnit, I meant an A-10!
The president re-iterated that the economy was not in free fall, rather in an unpowered glide. His aides attempted to demonstrate what he meant.
You can put lipstick on a pig, but you still can’t make it fly.
The retired Russian Kremlinologist called in to explain the event were divided on whether this heralded a new era of detente, a return to the Stalinist model or that despite claims, Redbull did not give you wings.
As always, the American military is there to save Britain’s bacon.
From the adaptation of the next Dan Brown novel, the Templar Knights struggle to rein in governmental spending in The Pelosi Code.
What happened to the smokestacks at the Battersea Power Station?
There was something far out about Woodstock 2009.
Thanks markm, good luck to you too. – Elliot
Malkin, Limbaugh and Beck follow their “Porkulus” meme into oblivion.
The poor economy had an obvious effect on the Pink Floyd reunion tour.
And Obama was born in Hawaii too!
Axelrod, Emanuel, Gibbs, and Jarret abandon the sinking ship.
You put your right foot in …
You put your right foot out …
This little piggy went to the ER.
This little piggy waited in the Obamacare rationing line.
This little piggy got very sore feet.
This little piggy had a stroke.
And this little piggy was euthanized and never went home.
The last Israeli intel intercept from Isfahan: Oh sh*t!
Despite the entreaties from Obama, to get the country to squeal for Obamacare. Americans had a different idea.
Who’s this Geronimo cat I keep hearing about?
For those who are not ambulatory, the end of life protocol in Obamacare: take a flying leap off a bridge. Still needs a little more tweaking
“Ummm, actually let’s just keep the old 3 Pigs In A Blanket and go back to serving it indoors.”
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Caption Contest Winners
U.S. Expels 60 Russian Diplomats, Closes Seattle Consulate, In Retaliation For Skripal Poisoning
Russia Retaliates For British Retaliation, Kicking 23 British Diplomats Out