Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Maggie Mama says:

    After Obama slashed the Pentagon’s R&D budget for new weaponry, Sasha and Malia decided to help Daddy by creating their own weapon of mass destruction.

  2. Brian Knapp says:

    The Lay-off-a-saurus attacks the office again!

  3. Bithead says:

    * “I’m naked in church when I meet a dinosaur…” – Weird Al Yankovic

    * The New Security System

    * Wow… this must be some really good acid…

    * The Next Spokesman for ShamWow.

  4. Floyd says:

    UCLA scientific research staff proves that the dinosaurs were not covered with scales or feathers, but with tattoos!

  5. Floyd says:

    Congress announces latest design from GM(Government Motors)

  6. Floyd says:

    “Pieces of Flare” morale requirement at the office gone awry!

  7. Floyd says:

    C’mon… don’t you think that hat is a bit much?!?

  8. Floyd says:

    Hi There!! I’m from the government and I’m here to help you! wink wink!

  9. Floyd says:

    Your hall pass pleeese!

  10. Floyd says:

    Sinclair tries for a new image!

  11. Timmer says:

    A shrinking economy creates even stranger bedfellows as NASCAR joins with the Natural History Museum in a campaign blitz.

  12. Floyd says:

    A “sign”(s) of the times!

  13. Floyd says:


  14. hpb says:

    Fedzilla — already stuffed with toxic assets and stimulus pork — is unleashed against private industry, looking for businesses to devour.

  15. We could build a Trojan rabbit…

  16. Steven Speilberg scores again with Turashic Park.

  17. Jim says:

    Finally, the Obama’s get their new dog! Let’s call him Boo!

  18. Elmo says:

    I’m green/recycled …. therefore I am.

  19. Elmo says:

    GM became the most actively traded stock today, when news leaked that Pres. Obama was backing down from micromanaging the firm. And rumors began to swirl that GM was going to restart dinosaur production.

  20. Elmo says:

    He’s your dino …. you clean up after him.

  21. Elmo says:

    Sales of American Home Safety’s Guardino, have increased four hundred percent since January 20th.

  22. elliot says:

    Having found only a tooth, Palentolgists had to guess on what the new species would have looked like.

  23. elliot says:

    Trash to Treasuresaurus

  24. chsw says:

    After Beanie died, Cecil eked out a living selling ad space on his body.


  25. Rachel Edith says:

    “Hi. Remember how everybody worried about letting same sex couples marry, how it might lead to who knows what? Let’s just keep this under wraps. Ready? I would like a license to marry Bo Obama.”

  26. Chadzilla says:

    President Obama surprised the nation when he replaced the bald eagle with America’s new symbol – a dinosaur made of bureaucratic paperwork.

  27. rodney dill says:

    I would like a license to marry Bo Obama.”


  28. Dubai was only able to clone a camel with the help of corporate sponsors, who insisted their logos appear on the animal at the unveiling.

  29. Chris van Dalen says:

    As John Quincy Adams once observed, “America does not go forth in search of dragons to destroy.”
    …not the least reason being that we manufacture perfectly good dragons right here at home.

  30. Chris van Dalen says:

    In their search to find a mascot able to fully represent their great nation, Iranian Foreign Ministry officials were somewhat non-plussed to discover that “Paper Tiger” mascots were out of stock. Manufacturers blamed high demand from Russia, Venezuela, and Somalia. Fortunately for Iranian national pride, a substitute was quickly found…

    Apologies, if double entries are not allowed. Cheers!

  31. Bithead says:

    * An ourtdoor camel display, as built by government.

    * One night I dreamed of New York
    You and I roasting blue pork
    In the Statue of Liberty’s torch
    Elvis landed in a rocket ship
    Healed a couple of lepers and disappeared
    But where was his beard?????*
    Open the door, get on the floor
    Everybody walk the dinosaur

    * I love dinosaurs, sensible liberals, and other fantasy creatures.

  32. Elmo says:

    Hi kids …. Markos Moulitsas here, giving a fine webcast shout out to all you young folk. Today’s meassage is: Guns don’t kill people. Republicans do.

  33. Hodink says:

    “The boss got him somewhere. Eats trash. Wears the trash that tastes bad. Picky bastard. Started out the size of a cat.”

  34. G.A.Phillips says:

    More proof for evolution I’ll bet.

  35. John425 says:

    Congress steps in and designs it’s own Predator drone.

  36. Bithead says:

    * Despite his friendly appearance people soon learned that some dinosaurs are just trashy.

  37. Rachel Edith says:

    I would like a license to marry Bo Obama.”