Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM



Winners will be announced Monday PM

This will be the last contest until the Middle of July, or so. I will be taking my usual summer hiatus.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. G.A.Phillips says:

    Pirates of the San Fransisco?

  2. Boyd says:

    President Obama announces the US military’s updated Don’t Ask Don’t Tell But Dance Your Little Tushy Off policy

  3. G.A.Phillips says:

    What ever floats your boat?

  4. G.A.Phillips says:

    Why not just two eye patches?

  5. markm says:

    Left most mo: “HEY SAILOR…is the Sanford???”
    mo in teh middle: “no, I heard he up Appalachian way doing the nude hiking thingy”

  6. rodney dill says:

    No same sex marriage, be more a guideline than an actual rule….

  7. G.A.Phillips says:

    Don’t ask, don’t take pictures?

  8. G.A.Phillips says:

    Now that would be cheating on your wife in Argentina…

  9. elliot says:

    Due to a translation problem, The San Fransisco Gazette has retracted a story that said …“Thongs of men gathered in Tiajuana for an annual summer celebration”…saying that it meant Men with thongs

  10. G.A.Phillips says:

    Cheney thought bubble…Oh goodies, more enhanced interrogation techniques….

  11. G.A.Phillips says:

    WTF is up with the Buccaneers cheerleaders this year?

  12. G.A.Phillips says:

    The difference between rum and beer goggles is great.

  13. KimberlyH says:

    We’re too sexy for our shirts

  14. Phil Smith says:

    Trouser(less) Pirates

  15. FormerHostage says:

    I’ll shiver your timbers if you shiver mine!

  16. FormerHostage says:

    If you say “Give me your booty” one more time, I’m gonna slap you!

  17. FormerHostage says:

    Prepare to encourage boarders!

  18. FormerHostage says:

    UC Berkley will finally allow Naval ROTC on campus.

  19. FormerHostage says:

    Sixteen men on a dead man’s ship.
    Yo ho ho and a really cute bum!

  20. The Village People hold tryouts for their new Pirate member.

  21. The hijacking of that great American tradition, ‘Talk like a pirate day’, was a cruel blow in the on going struggle over same sex marriage.

    The groom wore red while the best men wore purple and blue.

    We know what they buried in their booty.

    Blackbeards body has achieved a rate of 738 revolutions per minute and the spin is increasing.

    The gravesite of multiple famous pirates were discovered in the Caribbean as they turned over in their graves.

    The one in the middle is called ‘Jolly Roger’

    I will gladly walk the plank, just stop poking me with your sword. What do you mean that’s not your sword.

    The democratic party

    Obama is feeling the heat as GLBT supporters feel betrayed and are turning pirate against his administration.

  22. ABC’s Obamacare II comes during sweeps week.

  23. Now is the time on Talk Like a Pirate Day when we dance.

  24. Wanna play hide the Somali?

  25. Which of these things is not like the others?

  26. And now for your viewing enjoyment, “An Act of Piracy!”

  27. The Pirates of TightPants

  28. The Dread Pirate Bob

  29. mpw280 says:

    The new proctology advisory committee for Obama Care show up for work. mpw280

  30. William d'Inger says:

    These three are awaiting the other five main characters to film the “Pieces of Eight” scene.

  31. Brian Knapp says:

    D’ Artagnan recently quit the ménage à trois after disputing the new “one for all” policy.

  32. William d'Inger says:

    For security purposes, the NYT is not disclosing which one is their reporter kidnapped in San Francisco.

  33. William d'Inger says:

    Dan Rather attempts a comeback with his exposé proving Bush is behind the Somali pirate attacks.

  34. William d'Inger says:

    William F. Buckley, Jr. would not have approved of the new Skull and Bones Society initiation ritual.

  35. Mike M says:

    The new FEDEX way of telling certain San Francisco residents that their package has arrived

  36. Triumph says:

    Governor Sanford enjoys his vacation in Buenos Aires.

  37. Maggie Mama says:

    No! No! No! I wanted to watch “The Boys From Brazil” starring Gregory Peck.

  38. Maggie Mama says:

    San Fran Nan can’t understand why the international community is making such a big fuss about Somali pirates. She just loves her “happy crew”.

  39. Maggie Mama says:

    “They say a man should always dress for the job he wants
    So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant
    It’s all because some hacker stole my identity
    Now I’m in here every evening serving chowder and ice tea
    Should’a gone to free credit report dot com [wee haw]
    I could’a seen this comin’ at me like an atom bomb
    They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts
    So you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts.”

  40. Maggie Mama says:

    To the dismay of Disney management some of “The Pirates of The Carribean” went overboard during Gays Days earlier this month.

  41. Drew says:

    Still recovering from his ordeal, Perez Hilton was “enchanted” by the show of support from “my gay, fun loving friends in my time of darkness.”

  42. Drew says:

    Having worked diligantly through three ‘straight’ nights, Obama’s health care reform team decided to blow off a little steam.

  43. DL says:

    Barney Frank has been missing for five days. Friends say he went hiking.

    Something went terribly wrong when the nurse mixed up the senior center meds.

  44. Rachel Edith says:

    “Aye aye aye aye aye matey!”

  45. Hodink says:

    Photo accidentally ran with the ad copy for The Verizon Small Business Toolbox.

  46. Elmo says:
  47. Meanwhile, outside Davy Jones’ locker, “Hey, hey we’re the Monkees…”

  48. The Buc stops here.


  50. “You’ll always remember this as the day you almost fondled Captain Jack Sparrow.”

  51. Got a little Captain in you?

  52. MikeM says:

    Pirates of the Habenero – spicy hot!

  53. DL says:

    Poland Spring’s first add for its new energy water “Arrrgggh!”

  54. Maggie Mama says:

    Rodney Dill announced he will be taking his usual July hiatus so I dug out last year’s photo of his sojourn on the wild side. Dill pictured on the far right, of course.

  55. Rodney Dill announced he will be taking his usual July hiatus so I dug out last year’s photo of his sojourn on the wild side. Dill pictured on the far right, of course.

    Some might say the extremist right.

  56. On Stage 2 — The Iron Pyrites!

  57. Eric Florack says:

    * Well, it was either this or being a lawyer….

    * Jack? Isn’t that your mother out there?

    * Aye! Our performance be rated Aaaarrrrr.

    * Be careful with that thong, boy… ye almost exposed me pirate’s treasure…

    * Toward the end of his life, the drawings by Milton Canniff became more bizzare.(look it up)

    * Wanna see my peg leg?

    * Shakin’ yer pirate booty….

  58. The celebrations for the passing of the Waxman-Markey bill have only just begun!

  59. “We few, we happy gay few, we band of brothers…”

  60. I went to an LBGT parade and a Calvin Klein ad broke out.

  61. Tequila Makes Her His Clothes Fall Off

  62. Μολὼν λάβε

  63. Eric Florack says:

    * “Whose Line Is It Anyway”, season four DVD, the unedited version.

  64. Elmo says:
  65. Hermoine says:

    Shiver me timbers!

  66. cowboy blob says:

    Dammit, I’m switching my vote to Ninjas!

  67. Elmo says:

    Casting/auditions got underway today, for Barrack Obama’s first major motion picture, Back Door Barry.