Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. ron says:

    Hey Clown, Quit playing with your food!!

  2. Mark says:

    Cat-blogging on the internet has officially jumped the shark.

  3. Lindy R. Dole says:

    Much as with Michigan J. Frog, Laurence Simon’s cats would perform astounding feats and tricks whenever the CatCam was not pointed at them.

  4. Bithead says:

    It was then that Joe was taught a lesson about feeding your cat too many greens.

  5. Use #102…

  6. Patrick McGuire says:

    More evidence from her past that Harriet Meirs is qualified as a Supreme Court nominee.

  7. McGehee says:

    A moment later, everyone discovered it was not a cat, but a skunk.

  8. Maniakes says:

    Tim Burton’s forthcoming remake of The Cat in the Hat makes some significant plot changes from the original.

  9. Rodney Dill says:

    All in all I think I’d rather see a Tim Burton remake of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

  10. Kenny says:

    Harriet Miers couldn’t believe Senators insisted she resubmit her survey questions. But, she threw herself to the work with a gusto.

  11. Bithead says:

    “Good Lord – I’ve heard about this – cat juggling! Stop! Stop! Stop it! Stop it! …”

  12. DL says:

    The Bush whitehouse demonstrates its ability to balance tne budget.

  13. DL says:

    Scientific studies prove that nearly ten out of ten cats relieve themselves while doing handstands.

  14. Anodyne says:

    The Mirage takes a chance on Siegfried’s new solo act.

  15. DL says:

    Cingular demonstrates its new model wireless cell phone for pet lovers.

  16. DL says:

    The last known photo of “Sophie the Wonder Cat” before the pair of pit bulls came upon the scene!

  17. John Burgess says:

    Teddy Kennedy reveals his solution to all the world’s problems… magic!

  18. Rodney Dill says:

    By that evening Fluffy had had quite enough. When they got home he sprayed Bobo’s best clown shoes.

  19. Rodney Dill says:

    “It’s a Manx? But then that’s his . . .”

  20. Anodyne says:

    Undercover CIA agent “walks back the cat” to nab the source of the forged Niger memo. Agent says only one person knew to link the color of his pants and the solution to the anagram.

  21. Bubba Smith says:

    John Tesh balances Jay Leno’s Cat on :CBS , : Stupid Pet Tricks from David Letterman’s Show !

  22. T. Harris says:

    With much excitement and fanfare, the new Democratic Party mascot, “Phil the Puss”, is unveiled. The announcement of the mascot’s name created an embarrassing moment when Sen. Kennedy, cradling a near-empty Chivas bottle and sitting at a nearby table with an unidentified female, fell out of his chair laughing and yelled, “Don’t mind if I do!”

  23. yetanotherjohn says:

    You have to ask yourself what sort of person would first think of the idea, have the personality to convince the cat to undergo the training, and then spend the time training the cat. Finally you want to know why someone would waste such talent in this way. But then you notice the clothes and you understand what loneliness can do to an old man.

  24. The Man says:

    The search for a new FEMA Director is over.

  25. Windhamite says:

    Sure, the Democrats may have no new ideas for running the country, but they can sure put on a good show!

  26. McCain says:

    No signs of intelligent life are found on the other side of the Bridge to Nowhere.

  27. Rachel Edith says:

    And then, in a brilliant sleight of hand move, Bush made Miers disappear.

  28. Clearly misreading the taunts being thrown at him by others, a young Liberace attempts to demonstrate that he is in fact not afraid of p***y.

  29. DaveD says:

    The NYT editor, Bill Keller, finally gained access to Judith Miller’s cleverly concealed notes on her conversations with Cheney’s Chief of Staff, Lewis “Scooter” Libby.

  30. Bithead says:

    Look, Senator Kennedy… the Bread and Circuses thing has already been tried, OK?

  31. Bithead says:

    * I’m telin’ ya, he had that cat in the palm of his hand!

    * Unfortunately, Mr. Frisky was unable to bury his owner.

    * Bill the Cat’s more energetic brother, Simon.

    * (Adv) Mice Krispies – Breakfast food for the healthy cat!

    * It was at this point, Tom understood he’d not been playing his bagpipes at all! He hoped nobody would notice…. but the scratches under the arm were a dead giveaway.

    * “My cat will fly across the room and land in that bucket!”

    * Alas!, Tom, in his attempt to look his best, had used a little too much hairspray.

    * Skinny the cat, doing an athletic manuver called… err…. ‘skin the cat’.

    * Mr. Dingles had only had a little catnip, or so he said… but he still looked a little stiffer than usual.

  32. kww says:

    Hmmm cat in one hand pink elephant in the other…what you don’t see it?

  33. kww says:

    The aging, tranvestite and former stripper showed that she could still do tricks with her pussy.

  34. kww says:

    Bill Clinton to Vladimer Putin ” So this is your countries idea of hot pussy!”