Monday, October 5, 2009
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
What? You were expecting the Osmonds?
Barack Hussein Obama.
Mmmmm. Mmmmmm. Mmmmmm.
Got Goat Milk?
Auditions are underway for Roman Polanski’s production of “The Life of Gandhi”
The Clone Wars Passive Resistance
There’s a new Pampers commercial on India TV which is directed at their aging population.
“Little People, Big World, International” is a new series which travels to a different country each week.
“Talk softly but carry a big stick.”
Can you pick out the correct age-progession pix of Obama? Hint: the ears.
President Obama wants Education Secretary Arne Duncan and AG Eric Holder to revise the image of the Chicago thugs who beat Derrion Albert, 16, to death with their sticks.
All right, who pooped?
John Bolton’s kids take absolutely zero crap from anyone.
A young Joe Biden (far right) was disappointed to discover that he wasn’t the only one in Miss Trunchbull’s class to go as a 7-11 clerk for Holloween.
Why wasn’t I offered chicken? You want me to perform for free, everyone is eating … why am I not eating?
Alt: I’m gunna stick it to dat b*tch Gaga …
Sounding the drumbeat, Obama instills fear in Ahmadinejad.
“But Dad, I said we wanted CANDY canes!”
The State Dept. has issued an advisory against hustling pool in Rackemupjapur, India.
Be vewy, vewy quiet. We’re hunting wabbits. Ha ha ha ha ha.
Mumbai, India (REUTERS) – The new day brought a fresh round of rioting after the disasterous decision to erect “Got Milk?” billboards in this western India city.
“Number Four, what is your philosopy?”
“‘First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.’ ~ Mahatma Gandhi.”
You wouldn’t take Gandhi from a baby, would you?
Aren’t the sudden appearance of the Ben Kingsley impersonators a clear sign of the coming apocalypse?
Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda….
We’re going on a trip of civil disobedience,
Walking to the shore… Little Ghandis
The Brits are at fault, get ready to make salt
So many empty tandooris, Little Ghandis…
You got no money, you got no home, spinning wheel, all alone…
We’re among the 14.1 million children living in poverty in the United States. Our numbers have grown 21% during the Bush years. We plead to B. Hussein to help us.
The highly disguised alien invasion force storm trooper advance reconnaissance team accidentally landed in Pleasanton, OH.
Postcards from summer camp:
I’ll never friggin’ forgive you for this…..
Got Goat’s Milk?
Obama stole our white coats for some photo-op in the Rose Garden.
“You with the red necklace.”
“Yeah, you? Are you hungry?”
“I’m so hungry I could step on an ant and eat it.”
Today’s Gandhi is in bits and pieces
Faces of Gandhi.
Hey! what of the angry look on small gandhi
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