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Rodney Dill
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Comments

  1. elliot says:

    Lady Gaga later sued her plastic surgeon for using lighter fluid to fill her implants.

  2. elliot says:

    Wardrobe malfunction?

  3. elliot says:

    That’s what happens when unlikely companies merge..Exxon and Victoria’s Secret.

  4. elliot says:

    Well, it is called a “Bra-sear”

  5. lol says:

    Whats next, Britney and a flaming crotch?

  6. Joey Buzz says:

    Blazing breasts burn through bodice, as men and lesbians in the audience reach desperately for their drinks.

  7. Maggie Mama says:

    Women asked for sexual parity so here’s their version of “Great Balls of Fire.”

  8. Maggie Mama says:

    From isiswomen.org: “Despite attempts by women’s movements to alter sexist stereotypes in language, media, arts and education, images of women as sex objects, baby machines, domes-tic servants, and subordinates still proliferate-a reflection of a global psyché that props up men’s self-serving interests.” Or as I might say it, “men are pigs.”

  9. Maggie Mama says:

    MTV now has an S&M category.

  10. Maggie Mama says:

    Elin Woods is working on a routine to spice up her sex life with The Tiger.

  11. Maggie Mama says:

    “Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.”

  12. Brian J. says:

    Seated in the cheap seats, Austin Powers was chagrined to learn that Lady Gaga was not a man, baby: she was a deadly fembot.

  13. FormerHostage says:

    Well, at least it’s classier than lighting your farts.

  14. FormerHostage says:

    I don’t EVEN want to know where she keeps the fuse box!

  15. FormerHostage says:

    Just wait until she turns around.

  16. DL says:

    The eco-left’s new replacement for a greener, less flatulence producing cow, was revealed with hoopla yesterday.

    “All I did was tip the mic and the strangest feeling came over me.”

    Hillary prepares her new makeover image for the 2012 election.

    …and not a soul noticed that she missed the B flat.

    The sixty-first blond to be linked to Tiger was more subdued than in this earlier photo.

  17. You know, penicillin can fix that.

  18. yetanotherjohn says:

    Some say Reid has contorted himself into something unreal to get the healthcare legislation through.

    Come on baby light my fire.

    Hey watch it. You could put someone’s eye out with that.

    I may have to start supporting the global warming movement if it will cut down emissions.

    Finally, Al Gore can point to a bigger CO2 emitter than himself.

    In a suicide attempt that went horribly wrong…

    It’s all done with special effects, sort of like its gender.

    Wow, Mylie Cyrus really is going for a edgier act.

    So today class we will convert from model rocket engine size to bra cup equivalent.

    Can you imagine if we had has this technology in Dolly Partons day?

    SETI has now switched to trying to talk to aliens.

    Milk may do a body good, but nothing good will come of this.

  19. rodney dill says:

    Yea, Obama NOT getting named Time Magazine person of the year made me feel like that too.

  20. Michael Hamm says:

    Shiite! My public funded implants just went up in flames.

  21. Elmo says:

    Tiger: I’d tap that.

    Tiger 2:

    Ninety-nine blonde bimbos on the wall, Ninety-nine blonde bimbos.
    Take one down, pass it around, Ninety-eight blonde bimbos on the wall.

  22. Elmo says:

    Pulling out all the stops, Bambi makes a last ditch effort to try and save health care reform.

  23. Elmo says:

    Ratings were up dramatically, for the 2010 State of the Union Address. No doubt due to Barie’s mesmerizing rendition of I feel pretty

  24. Elmo says:

    What’s worse than a Texas teety twister?
    The Kenyan conflagration..

  25. The bar for getting Tiger’s attention has just been raised a little higher.

  26. I’m holding out for Christopher Walken’s imitation.

  27. Paris Hilton says, “That’s hot.”

  28. “Do I look like Mrs. Obama?”

  29. The war between the sexes takes an unexpected turn.

  30. Wyatt Earp says:

    Lady Gaga finishes with a tribute to Michael Jackson.

  31. That was certainly the most interesting rendition of MacArthur Park I’ve seen this year.

  32. Yeah, it’s a great trick but I can only do it once.

  33. Well, that would explain all the “ooos” and “ahhhs” in Poker Face.

  34. Some reactions to the CDC’s new mammogram guidelines were unexpected.

  35. “Hey, my eyes are up here. Why do men always stare at my breasts?”

  36. I think the courtesy of a reach around is out of the question.

  37. Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…

  38. yetanotherjohn says:

    Does the senate version of the health plan cover that?

    Somewhere there is a geek turned roadie trying to make sense of his life.

    In an attempt to pacify Godzilla, she invited him to nurse.

    I didn’t know popular mechanics did centerfolds.

  39. Drew says:

    With a long away look on her face, Doris Day turned away muttering something about “if I only had technology……”

  40. Drew says:

    The priests were left wondering if their quest for a little more “zest” at midnight mass might have gone awry………

  41. Drew says:

    “aaahhhhh…….they said it would be good for the act…….they didn’t tell me it would hurt this much….aaahhhhhhhh!!”

  42. Drew says:

    “Now!! Warp speed!!”

  43. Drew says:

    Mick: Bloody hell, I could have burned my lips.

    Keith: Mick, did you see the size of that microphone? I’m goin’ in mate. You with me?

    Sorry..

  44. Drew says:

    A computer glitch put the outdoor tour date in LaCrosse, WI in January. Drastic measures had to be taken.

  45. Hodink says:

    “UH!, sittin’ here, Gaga.
    Waitin’ for my tatas, ah-um, ah-um.”

  46. Drew says:

    Revisited:

    ..with a sad and defeated look on her face, Doris Day turned and mused, “if only I would have had technology..”

  47. peterh says:

    YO…..Lowry….I’ve got your starbursts in full regatta…..

  48. Elmo says:

    Needs more cowbell.

  49. brainy435 says:

    In duet with Madonna: “Anything you can do, I can do sluttier. I can do slutty much better than you.”

    “No you can’t”

    “Yes. I. Can!” (Fwoomp)

  50. Elmo says:

    Al Bundy: I’m blind!

    Blind man: Ouch!

  51. This time, James Cameron has gone too far.

  52. That’s why you have to sign a waiver before you can appear on a Japanese game show.

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  55. Elmo says:

    Globular warming.

    See the new winter collection, from PTI (Pyro Teeties International) … at Victoria’s Secret now.

    KSM … circus trial, or trial by circus?

  56. D. Dean says:

    Heather has my vote for her performance at the San Diego Chargers cheerleader tryouts.

  57. D. Dean says:

    I’d like to be the electrician who gets to look into this problem.

  58. D. Dean says:

    Two things going on with Meg here.
    1. She hits a B-Flat.
    2. She will shortly be flat.

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  60. Cowboy Blob says:

    You think the bra’s something? Wait for the encore — Her IUD is an IED!

  61. Elmo says:

    Sylvia’s friends quickly learned not to get her knickers in an uproar.

  62. Elmo says:

    Bartender … I’ll have what she’s having.

  63. Maggie Mama says:

    Titty titty bang bang.