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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. mpw280 says:

    Would someone go wake up Biden, its his turn to do the global warming talk, especially with all this flipping snow. mpw

  2. markm says:

    MSM: “microphones will freeze over the day a Republican is elected to Teddy’s seat….”

  3. DL says:

    The frosty results of the Massachusetts race.

    Obama’s Whitehouse shows signs of a Southern vacation.

    Trying as hard as they could to deny global cooling, the Whitehouse shows off its new snow removal equipment.

    The Whitehouse staff goofed when they heard obama say that they badly needed a Sch-winn.

    Even messiahs can’t mess with Mother nature!

  4. D. Dean says:

    Despite his chipper personality, Obama can be cold… very cold. Photo taken after a speech in July.

  5. Maggie Mama says:

    Apparently the Democrat leadership in Washington just can’t face the reality that Commonwealth voters gave their candidate a very cold shoulder.

  6. FormerHostage says:

    At 3:00 PM Hades Time, Satan will give a statement regarding the Scott Brown victory in Massachusett[e]s.

  7. Maggie Mama says:

    Where’s Reid, Pelosi, Schumer? The silence is deafening.

  8. yetanotherjohn says:

    Hillary had two staffers impaled today for sexual harrasment when they refered to the microphone as “Cold as a witches titty”.

    Obama will be speaking today about Brown’s election. We are not given the exact location but I am told that usually it is quite warm there but that suddenly on Tuesday it froze.

    Just how long since Obama has spoken to the prompt.

    Obama was quite distressed, but aides say they hoped to save the teleprompter from frostbite.

    Is it just me or has the ‘Hope of Spring’ left the administration?

    The president denied he had started using cocaine again, but there were some suspicious signs.

    Sen. Brown, the president wonders if you could pick him up in your truck. His limo seems to be stuck.

    The press gave Obama a chilly reception.

  9. Maggie Mama says:

    It’s as cold as a morgue at the White House. Is that a death knell I hear?

  10. Maggie Mama says:

    Just another cold day in hell for the Obama Administration.

  11. Maggie Mama says:

    Christmas lights put away; tree ornaments back in boxes; wreaths and ribbons stored away. Yes, the Obama glitter is all gone.

  12. elliot says:

    Interview cancelled: This is what happens when you get those icy stares from White House correspondants.

  13. Maggie Mama says:

    Helen Thomas to Bill Sammon: “I’m not buying that “all are under the weather” story, are you?”

  14. Maggie Mama says:

    Wednesday’s press conference was a “no-go” because no one at The White House got the “wake-up call.”

  15. Michael Hamm says:

    And the Golden Globe for the most fraudulent snow-job ever goes to … “The University of East Anglia CRU” Accepting the award on behalf of the CRU is our very own first couple – Barack Obama and Al Gore.

  16. Maggie Mama says:

    Sorry, Stephanopoulis, the President can’t speak directly to the American people cause he’s “just so busy getting stuff done.”

  17. elliot says:

    TV News Director: No, I said kill the mics, not CHILL THE MICS!!!!!!!

  18. Wyatt Earp says:

    Microphones: “He would never treat the Teleprompter like this!!!”

  19. Zelsdorf Ragshaft III says:

    And now for some cold news from the White House, White grounds, white everywhere. Must be snow.

  20. scotty says:

    The Obama administration demonstrates transparency in government…


    Democrats finally let CSPAN cover their transparent deliberations on the health care bill

  21. Phil Smith says:

    Local Grips 566 goes on strike when their Cadillac health plan isn’t included in the exempt list.

  22. Triumph says:

    Hah hah! The Liberals Lost!! We are BACK in control!

  23. FormerHostage says:

    The brass monkey was unavailable for comment.

  24. John425 says:

    Obama: “What? You expect me to go out there and shake hands in the cold?”

  25. A cold day in Hell…

  26. Another White House snow job.

  27. No one told the White House A/V staff to cancel the Martha Coakley press conference scheduled for Thursday afternoon.

  28. From The Year Without Healthcare Reform:

    I’m Mister Change Agent, I’m Mister Hope,
    I’m Mister drop your positives to ten below.
    Friends call me Poll Miser,
    What ever I touch turns to crap in my clutch.
    I’m too much!

  29. (One of my entries was stopped by your spam catcher. Perhaps it is worth retrieving, perhaps not.)

  30. Man, I thought Al Gore was in Cleveland.

  31. lol says:

    Frozen tundra BOtunda?

  32. lol says:

    Nancy had a wardrobe malfunction?

  33. physics geek says:

    The White House’s secret plan to combat global warming goes into effect. Code name? Operation Kringle.

    Obama, upon waking up and looking out of the White House window, calls his Chief of Staff: “I forget. Did I have an appointment with Al Gore today?”

    Olbermann calls the snowstorm racist and gives it the title of Worst Person In the World.

  34. Ponderosa says:

    The Al Gore effect: After speaking at length regarding global warming – Mr. Gore endoress Martha Coakley. 1/05/10 Reuters