Thursday, January 21, 2010
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Would someone go wake up Biden, its his turn to do the global warming talk, especially with all this flipping snow. mpw
MSM: “microphones will freeze over the day a Republican is elected to Teddy’s seat….”
The frosty results of the Massachusetts race.
Obama’s Whitehouse shows signs of a Southern vacation.
Trying as hard as they could to deny global cooling, the Whitehouse shows off its new snow removal equipment.
The Whitehouse staff goofed when they heard obama say that they badly needed a Sch-winn.
Even messiahs can’t mess with Mother nature!
Despite his chipper personality, Obama can be cold… very cold. Photo taken after a speech in July.
Apparently the Democrat leadership in Washington just can’t face the reality that Commonwealth voters gave their candidate a very cold shoulder.
At 3:00 PM Hades Time, Satan will give a statement regarding the Scott Brown victory in Massachusett[e]s.
Where’s Reid, Pelosi, Schumer? The silence is deafening.
Hillary had two staffers impaled today for sexual harrasment when they refered to the microphone as “Cold as a witches titty”.
Obama will be speaking today about Brown’s election. We are not given the exact location but I am told that usually it is quite warm there but that suddenly on Tuesday it froze.
Just how long since Obama has spoken to the prompt.
Obama was quite distressed, but aides say they hoped to save the teleprompter from frostbite.
Is it just me or has the ‘Hope of Spring’ left the administration?
The president denied he had started using cocaine again, but there were some suspicious signs.
Sen. Brown, the president wonders if you could pick him up in your truck. His limo seems to be stuck.
The press gave Obama a chilly reception.
It’s as cold as a morgue at the White House. Is that a death knell I hear?
Just another cold day in hell for the Obama Administration.
Christmas lights put away; tree ornaments back in boxes; wreaths and ribbons stored away. Yes, the Obama glitter is all gone.
Interview cancelled: This is what happens when you get those icy stares from White House correspondants.
Helen Thomas to Bill Sammon: “I’m not buying that “all are under the weather” story, are you?”
Wednesday’s press conference was a “no-go” because no one at The White House got the “wake-up call.”
And the Golden Globe for the most fraudulent snow-job ever goes to … “The University of East Anglia CRU” Accepting the award on behalf of the CRU is our very own first couple – Barack Obama and Al Gore.
Sorry, Stephanopoulis, the President can’t speak directly to the American people cause he’s “just so busy getting stuff done.”
TV News Director: No, I said kill the mics, not CHILL THE MICS!!!!!!!
Microphones: “He would never treat the Teleprompter like this!!!”
And now for some cold news from the White House, White grounds, white everywhere. Must be snow.
The Obama administration demonstrates transparency in government…
Democrats finally let CSPAN cover their transparent deliberations on the health care bill
Local Grips 566 goes on strike when their Cadillac health plan isn’t included in the exempt list.
Hah hah! The Liberals Lost!! We are BACK in control!
The brass monkey was unavailable for comment.
Obama: “What? You expect me to go out there and shake hands in the cold?”
A cold day in Hell…
Another White House snow job.
No one told the White House A/V staff to cancel the Martha Coakley press conference scheduled for Thursday afternoon.
From The Year Without Healthcare Reform:
I’m Mister Change Agent, I’m Mister Hope,
I’m Mister drop your positives to ten below.
Friends call me Poll Miser,
What ever I touch turns to crap in my clutch.
I’m too much!
(One of my entries was stopped by your spam catcher. Perhaps it is worth retrieving, perhaps not.)
Man, I thought Al Gore was in Cleveland.
Frozen tundra BOtunda?
Nancy had a wardrobe malfunction?
The White House’s secret plan to combat global warming goes into effect. Code name? Operation Kringle.
Obama, upon waking up and looking out of the White House window, calls his Chief of Staff: “I forget. Did I have an appointment with Al Gore today?”
Olbermann calls the snowstorm racist and gives it the title of Worst Person In the World.
The Al Gore effect: After speaking at length regarding global warming – Mr. Gore endoress Martha Coakley. 1/05/10 Reuters
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