Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.
“Hope” and “Change” have found a unique way to meet Obama’s new fuel-economy standards.
Proof that Obama wants to destroy the American economy giving the government an excuse to take over everything in your life since you’re too stupid to make any decisions for yourself, you dumb tea-baggers.
Correction and apology: “absolutely” and sorry to FormerHostage for my similar comment. If I could, I would retract it, just didn’t see yours at first.-Elliot
“I’m Johnny Knoxville and you’re watching Jackass: Afghanistan.”
Government Motors road tests its new CAFE compliant vehicle.
Detroit, Michigan, 2010.
Is “Hope” and “Change” working for you?
“Hope” and “Change” have found a unique way to meet Obama’s new fuel-economy standards.
Proof that Obama wants to destroy the American economy giving the government an excuse to take over everything in your life since you’re too stupid to make any decisions for yourself, you dumb tea-baggers.
DATELINE INDIA:
Qualifying runs begin for the 900th running of the Indi 500…
Osama bin Laden, knowing the time is right, makes his triumphal entry into Peshawar.
“Multitasking is big in Pakistan. No lie.”
You’re welcome.
Scheduled for release Summer 2010: Mario Kart – Jihad Edition.
Computer models show the results of new CAFE and Ethanol standards enacted by Congress and the EPA
Turkish Express: When it absolutely, positively has to be there sometime this century!
Bumper Sticker: My other cart is a donkey.
If that edit should win me a top two finish…i’ll split the winnings with ya…fiddy-fiddy. 🙂
We got a truckin’ convoy, running through the night…
Person A: “Bring out your dead.”
Person B: “But I’m not dead yet.”
Even though they reap trillions of dollars in oil revenue’s, the Saudis can’t build a car with an engine to use it.
“Mo-vin’ on up (Mo-vin on up.)
To the east side,(Mo-vin on up.)
We finally got a piece of the pie.”
Our motto: When push comes to shove, we’ll absoultely, positively get it there on time for you or you can cane us both.
Correction and apology: “absolutely” and sorry to FormerHostage for my similar comment. If I could, I would retract it, just didn’t see yours at first.-Elliot
3 years from now:4th of July parade.
Starting today, the Islamist Red Crescent is sending aid to Haiti. It is expected the pushcart will arrive in Port-Au-Prince by 2018, Allah willing.
The delivery system tends to reduce the effectiveness of Pakistani nuclear weapons.
You will be turning right in approximately 50 feet – Pakistan’s version of a talking GPS system.
“Ohhhhhh, idiot son. I told you right-turn only like UPS.”