Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


REUTERS/Akhtar Soomro

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

FILED UNDER: Uncategorized, ,
Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Herb says:

    “I’m Johnny Knoxville and you’re watching Jackass: Afghanistan.”

  2. Michael Hamm says:

    Government Motors road tests its new CAFE compliant vehicle.

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    Detroit, Michigan, 2010.

    Is “Hope” and “Change” working for you?

    “Hope” and “Change” have found a unique way to meet Obama’s new fuel-economy standards.

    Proof that Obama wants to destroy the American economy giving the government an excuse to take over everything in your life since you’re too stupid to make any decisions for yourself, you dumb tea-baggers.

  4. markm says:

    Qualifying runs begin for the 900th running of the Indi 500…

  5. Mr. Prosser says:

    Osama bin Laden, knowing the time is right, makes his triumphal entry into Peshawar.

  6. Rachel Edith says:

    “Multitasking is big in Pakistan. No lie.”

  7. FormerHostage says:

    Qualifying runs begin for the 900th running of the Hindi 500…

    You’re welcome.

  8. FormerHostage says:

    Scheduled for release Summer 2010: Mario Kart – Jihad Edition.

  9. FormerHostage says:

    Computer models show the results of new CAFE and Ethanol standards enacted by Congress and the EPA

  10. FormerHostage says:

    Turkish Express: When it absolutely, positively has to be there sometime this century!

  11. FormerHostage says:

    Bumper Sticker: My other cart is a donkey.

  12. markm says:

    Qualifying runs begin for the 900th running of the Hindi 500…

    You’re welcome.

    If that edit should win me a top two finish…i’ll split the winnings with ya…fiddy-fiddy. 🙂

  13. FormerHostage says:

    We got a truckin’ convoy, running through the night…

  14. says:

    Person A: “Bring out your dead.”
    Person B: “But I’m not dead yet.”

  15. scotty says:

    Even though they reap trillions of dollars in oil revenue’s, the Saudis can’t build a car with an engine to use it.

  16. Hodink says:

    “Mo-vin’ on up (Mo-vin on up.)
    To the east side,(Mo-vin on up.)
    We finally got a piece of the pie.”

  17. elliot says:

    Our motto: When push comes to shove, we’ll absoultely, positively get it there on time for you or you can cane us both.

  18. elliot says:

    Correction and apology: “absolutely” and sorry to FormerHostage for my similar comment. If I could, I would retract it, just didn’t see yours at first.-Elliot

  19. lol says:

    3 years from now:4th of July parade.

  20. John425 says:

    Starting today, the Islamist Red Crescent is sending aid to Haiti. It is expected the pushcart will arrive in Port-Au-Prince by 2018, Allah willing.

  21. William d'Inger says:

    The delivery system tends to reduce the effectiveness of Pakistani nuclear weapons.

  22. elliot says:

    You will be turning right in approximately 50 feet – Pakistan’s version of a talking GPS system.

  23. Hermoine says:

    “Ohhhhhh, idiot son. I told you right-turn only like UPS.”