Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


(AP Photo/Montgomery Advertiser, David Bundy)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Michael Hamm says:

    Obama Care is one damned big pill for the American public to swallow.

  2. Boyd says:

    So explain to me again why Alabama needs a suppository?

  3. Due to budget cuts, the next generation Space Shuttle leaves out such expensive items as wings, or an engine.

  4. capital L says:

    Confusion spreads at the unveiling of the new OTB as readers attempt to make sense of the amorphous monstrosity.

  5. Jim Recznik says:

    Big Pharmacies next great idea. Your lifetimes medicine in one easy to swallow pill!

  6. John Burgess says:

    Obama Reform Condom gets final test… BOHICA

  7. Maggie Mama says:

    We now know where all the hot air is Congress is collected.

  8. Maggie Mama says:

    Proof this Administration is flying blind.

  9. Maggie Mama says:

    “Plug the damn hole” yelled Obama. So NASA is donating a scrapped Shuttle for that mission.

  10. Maggie Mama says:

    I can’t believe it. Al Gore has finally given up jaunting around the world in a gas-guzzling private jet and now will be using his own hot air for Green power!

  11. Maggie Mama says:

    Members of the Tea Party have a bitter pill waiting for the MSM come November.

  12. This looks like the opening of another bad Jerry Bruckheimer and Michael Bay picture.

  13. John425 says:

    Giant Alien tampon being investigated by Area 51 scientists.

    Kim Jong-Il readies elite air force weapon for attack.

  14. Roger McGaugh says:

    An inflatable model of our economy, inflated to twice its original size, since Obama took office.

  15. Roger McGaugh says:

    “Sir, Barney Frank is requesting another private inspection, what should I tell him?”

  16. Grewgills says:

    In the remake of attack of the 50′ woman…

  17. Wyatt Earp says:

    After giving birth to eight children, Kate Gosselin needed something new to satisfy her “cravings.”

  18. rodney dill says:

    Much like the Obama Administration — Large, Overinflated, Full of Gas, and you don’t want to see it sneaking up behind you.

  19. Hangtown Bob says:

    Government officials put finishing touches on the new Monument to Obama’s Ego, otherwise known as the Great Gasbag.

  20. physics geek says:

    The John Holmes Memorial Condom Display is now open for tourists.

    Is that a blimp, or are you just happy to see me?

    The solution to the oil spill: the iTampon.

  21. John425 says:

    “Is that a drigible, er, digirable, WTF- a blimp!– or are you just glad to see me?”–Lindsay Lohan.

  22. 1) As the Gulf oil spill saga continues, the White House can’t put the final touches on its BP executive probe fast enough.

    2) BP finally reveals Plan B: “Deep Sea Oil Well Repository 1”

  23. Uh, ok, now how do we get it through the door?

  24. Finally, a teaching tool sufficiently large to explain the federal deficit and what happens when it goes boom!

  25. 3,000,000,000 pounds of s%$ in a 2,999,999,995 pound bag.

  26. Alright, tell me again how this is Bush’s fault?

  27. Wee one, not so much.

  28. Maggie Mama says:

    An erection lasting longer than four hours? You really don’t want to know what is their “solution” for the problem !

  29. 3) Consisting of 25 million metric tons of wax, taking weeks to mold, BP finally introduced its latest underwater rescue vehicle to the public: “The Chuck Norris Deep Sea Oil Well Repository”

  30. Roger McGaugh says:

    The new and improved “Congress in Session Hot Air Colllector”.

  31. Rachel Edith says:

    The 2012 Disaster Sanctuary (Order Early)

  32. G.A.Phillips says:

    Why you got to be camera phoning me when im changing?

  33. 4) Consisting of 25 million metric tons of wax, taking weeks to mold, BP finally introduced its latest underwater remotely operated vehicle (ROV) to the public: “The Chuck Norris Deep Sea Oil Well Suppository.”

  34. 5) BP finally reveals Plan C: “Deep Sea Oil Well Suppository 1”

  35. 6) Engineers at the European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN) reveal their new transatlantic/trans-dimensional Airbus.