Caption Contest

Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM

Leopold’s OTB contest, still in progress, has reminded me how much everyone enjoys butt Geography butt humor, I’ll eventually comeback to that theme, as I have a picture waiting in the wings, but this picture of the Head Honcho seems timely.

Reuters / Jason Reed

Winners will be announced a day early, on Wednesday PM, due to the Thanksgiving Holiday. There may be some contests over the Holiday week-end but the scheduling of them may be a little inconsistent, at least from me.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Mark says:

    Dammit, I thought this thing was supposed to fit UNDER my jacket.

  2. Rip Rowan says:

    Having lost the initiative to disburse temporary worker cards to illegal immigrants, President Bush’s options for capturing Mexican-American votes was significantly reduced.

  3. Digger says:

    George Bush replaced by H1-B worker Jorge Bushez

  4. schar says:

    O.K., O.K. I’m hurrying. Who’s got the Flaminco guitar and castenets??

  5. Chortle says:

    “How quaint. These lovely people wear a carpet. I wonder if we will be walking on boxer shorts.”

  6. KipEsquire says:

    I’m so famous…I’m in-famous!

  7. Hermoine says:

    “I’m gonna clock the next person who yells, ‘Sing LA CUCARACHA, Senor Dubya.'”

  8. Cricket says:

    Bush is seen waiting for Cheney and Dr. Rice to show
    up as the other two thirds of “the Three Amigos.’

  9. d_dizzle says:

    Fresh from his scuffle with the Chilean Police, “W” was awarded the “Qien es mas macho” poncho.

  10. Rob says:

    Clint Eastwood ain’t got nothin’ on me.

  11. Myopist says:

    Naah, I like red. Color of blood, and all that. Now get me my damn sombrero.

  12. Brian says:

    I knew I shouldn’t have let them fire my old tailor after the debates.

  13. McTrip says:

    Having left his passport at home and having lost his Secret Service detail, W readied himself to steal across the Mexican/U.S. border in disguise….

  14. Attila Girl says:

    “There are two kinds of people in this world: those with loaded guns, and those who rebuild.”

  15. flydiveski says:

    When family gifts go bad – Laura hand-knits George a bulletproof tie.

  16. Roger says:

    In a special cameo appearance for the movie still in production, “Once Upon A Time In DC,” George Bush plays the role of “El Presidente.”


    Secret Service Agent: Mr. President, I understand the concept of “When in Rome, do as the Romans do,” but we’re only going to Taco Bell.

  17. Fersboo says:

    You see my mule don’t like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you’re laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you’re going to, I might convince him that you really didn’t mean it.

  18. President Bush decides now is the time to reveal what made the mysterious bulge under his jacket.

  19. Beck says:

    As part of his Tough On Terror policy, Bush personally goes undercover at a suspected al Qaida safehouse in a Persian Rug factory.

  20. Pile On® says:

    Arbusto & Lefty

    All the liberales say
    they could have had him any day
    they only let him hang around
    out of kindness I suppose.

  21. McGehee says:

    “I like the costume, and Cheney’s got the Lee Van Cleef attitude down, but I just don’t think Condi is right for the Eli Wallach part. Let’s get Spencer Abraham back for that.”

  22. MOG says:

    A carpet?
    This is a damn carpet, I don’t care what they say.

  23. arky says:

    Refusing to be a doormat, W did accede to requests he play the tablecloth.

  24. McGehee says:

    “I’ll wear the carpet, but I won’t carry no bag. Who do I look like, Hillary?”

  25. garys says:

    How can this look so GOOD on Eastwood and so BAD on me?

  26. Rachel Edith says:

    “There’s an old saying in Tennessee – I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee … that says, fool me once, shame on … shame on you. Fool me … you can’t get fooled again. All I’m really saying here is shame on me. I feel like a fool.”

  27. Hodink says:

    “Karen Hughes read the POTUS job description to me. And dressing like this was not in it. So, I’m thinking I want a big raise or something. I’m serious. This job is hard. Does Kerry still want it?”

  28. Bouhaki says:

    “Go ahead. You can take all those pictures. Wanna bet whether my poncho wearing photo will be in the “W” Library? I’m telling you here and now. No poncho honcho.”

  29. After four years of selling out his country’s national security for just a handful of votes, President Jorge Bush was finally awarded the coveted Vicente Fox Poncho™.

  30. Robert Bryan says:

    now that we’ve taken over Mexico, I’m naming it Baja Texas!