Caption Contest

Time for a Bonus OTB Caption ContestTM

I have the week off, I’m bored and commenting seems off this week, though there is plenty of news. I’ve finished configuring my wireless router so I can now use my work laptop to blog from anywhere in the house. Time for a bonus caption contest to end Friday PM

AP Photo/Dean Hoffmeyer, Richmond Times-Dispatch

The Monday Contest is still open until Thursday PM.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. David Harris says:

    “I have to wear the nose, too?”

  2. Bithead says:

    Sure, it LOOKS silly… but these babies are LOADED, Herman….

    So, YOU’RE the new communications officer, eh?

    It’s the radiation from the weapons they swore weren’t here.

  3. Scott_T says:

    Man, now that I’m out of Missouri I can REALLY let my true feeling out, I would of shot wearing this in town, thank GOD for Operation Iraqi Freedom it has let me come out of the closet!

    I’m a reindeer lover!!

    **sniff** I just wish my fellow men back home in Missouri could share the freedom I have here in Iraq. **sob**

  4. Frank Myers says:

    So, do you think he knows I was the one that put the “Just Kick Me” sign on his back?

  5. notherbob2 says:

    Omigod! You DO have Barbra’s nose!

  6. McGehee says:

    In the only photograph to survive security efforts, U.S. troops are seen preparing for a super-secret Christmastime offensive, “Operation Reindeer Games.”

  7. The hard part was cutting the holes in my helmet to stick them through it.

  8. McGehee says:

    Corporal, if you say, “Can you hear me now?” one more time, I’m gonna frag you!

  9. McGehee says:

    Rudolph the red-faced commando
    Had a very unique helmet…

  10. IR says:

    “No WMD my ass…all I know is that I dug my fox hole next to that yellow dust over there…and now look at me.”

  11. “Bummer of a birthmark, Hal.”

  12. “I can’t wear these? Whatever happened to ‘be all you can be?'”

  13. Hermoine says:

    “And your orders, soldier, took you AWOL for two days and all you can recall is some reindeer games?”

  14. Dave Schuler says:

    Between the long time away from home and the “no fraternization” I am really getting horny.

  15. McGehee says:

    “Sergeant, I checked with the CO and he says ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ doesn’t cover this.”

  16. McGehee says:

    “Soldier, nobody likes a smart aleck, and it sure does seem like you’ve got an antler for everything.”

  17. Zong Ren says:

    Don’t worry – it happens to a lot of guys the first time they get perfumed letters.

  18. SgtFluffy says:

    Ok Bill…Now all you have to do is run across that open field….

  19. Dude, you look like a total fag.

  20. McGehee says:

    “Hey, soldier — where’s the stag party?”

  21. Brandon says:

    Why? Because no one could shoot Rudolph!

  22. Myopist says:

    You’re from TX and you have horns? I guess that you really are a steer.

  23. Maggie Mae says:

    Preparing for a secret mission on Christmas Eve, a member of Special Forces dons “local garb” before deployment to a highly classified Artic region.

  24. Crerar says:

    Alright soldier – you can guide my Humvee tonight.

  25. Chortle says:

    Todd hated to go anywhere without his Slab Grab. Not to brag, but he’s now called The Grill God.

  26. The Doctor says:

    Some reporter from Chicago gave ’em to me to wear tonight at the Rumsfeild press conference.

  27. Maggie says:

    Nah, Sarge, we got through OK…seems the insurgents figured it was some kinda new secret weapon!

  28. Maggie says:

    The Pentagon brass have ordered the testing of a new radar device on the streets of Mozul.

  29. spd rdr says:

    Alright Cupid, you take Donner, Blizten and Comet and work your way around the back of that Mosque. And take the damned sleigh bells off first.

  30. Anna S. says:

    What antlers?

  31. sortapundit says:

    “You’ve got to be joking.”

    “Look, if I were joking I would’ve said, ‘what do you do with a reindeer with three balls? You walk him and pitch to the rhino.'”

    (Hot Shots homage)

  32. sortapundit says:

    (Another Hot Shots homage)

    I look out there at all you wonderful guys and I say to myself, “what I wouldn’t give to be twenty years younger . . . and a woman.”