Thursday, February 17, 2005
Time for The Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Spongebob: How comes it then that thou art out of hell?
Patrick: Why this is hell, nor am I out of it.
“Don’t ask, don’t tell” meets “Do not pass GO, do not collect $200.00.”
Woman: “Sigh, when I was a girl I dreamed of being an astronaut or a scientist, but instead I work next to anthropomorphic starfish and sponges on a board game assembly line.”
Bottom line: Mary hates her job.
“We are an equal opportunity employer. Bring us your tired, your poor, your gays, yearning to be more tired, more poor and more gay.”
Milton Bradley unveiled its revamped version of the Game of Life where players are able to select a college, choose a career or get same-sex married.
*** But Sponge Bob… What if that’s all there is to life?
*** But wait… We’re not under water… Why aren’t we dead?
Hey, retirement from the DOJ ain’t so bad : at least Janet Reno has put on some weight, found some make-up and made some new friends…..
Do you know the muffin man?
“Damn LSD flashbacks!”
Spongebob & Patrick make an appearance at the unveiling of Milton Bradleys new game for kids “Choose Life”
SpongeBob, Patrick, and crabby Patty.
Milton Bradley later recalled 10,000 copies of the game Life, after customers complained that all the game pieces were blue and the $10,000 bill had a picture of Liberace on it.
Why didn’t I get a costume? Don’t you know I’m Sandy Cheeks?
“Philosophy? What do you expect to do with a degree in philosophy?” That’s the last time I question mom and dad… *sigh*
“Hey Sponge Bob, you told me your name was Gannon, but Patrick keeps calling you Guckert. Which is it?”
Okay kids, are you ready?
Okay then, all together!
o/~ Works in a factory for minimum wage? o/~
o/~ Who spends the whole day assembling games? o/~
o/~ If cartoon show tie-ins be what you like, o/~
o/~ Then merchandise everything within an inch of its life! o/~
As God is my witness, James Dobson isn’t going to lick me! I’m going to live through this, and when it’s all over, I’ll have my show back again!
LIFE passes bye most people… while they’re making grand plans for it.
Friday was “Dress as your favorite cartoon day” at the plant, Bob dressed up as Spongebob, Larry was Patrick, and Mary forgot to dress up but everyone kept calling her “Thelma” for some reason.
“I think Squidward needs to lay off the hormone supplements.”
The Democratic Underground assemble their answer to the Social Security crisis.
The late Matilda Halsebrew was found with just three items, the gun that fired the fateful shot, this picture, and a note which read “Those bastards in costumes made more than me. I didn’t even get my free copy of the game, and they couldn’t even assemble the damn things. Life has passed me by.”
Friends afterwards remembered her by saying “She never got out much.”
After hearing the news, a heartbroken Tinky Winky refused to wear his costume for the publicity shot.
Always the sourpuss, Gloria is visited by the ghost of cartoons past and cartoons present.
Gertrude’s menage a trois experience did not live up to her wild fantasies.
If you only knew what went into the making of your life.
Rhonda was upset. Her job had turned her down for domestic partner health insurance. This, thanks to Spongebob having tried to insure everybody he had ever met.
PATRICK: Hey Bob, check out the Hooters on this one!
SPONGEBOB: Watch it Patrick, we’re already doing Life
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