Caption Contest

Time for The Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Myopist says:

    Spongebob: How comes it then that thou art out of hell?

    Patrick: Why this is hell, nor am I out of it.

  2. Jay Tea says:

    “Don’t ask, don’t tell” meets “Do not pass GO, do not collect $200.00.”


  3. Woman: “Sigh, when I was a girl I dreamed of being an astronaut or a scientist, but instead I work next to anthropomorphic starfish and sponges on a board game assembly line.”

  4. Bottom line: Mary hates her job.

  5. Lasting Magic says:

    “We are an equal opportunity employer. Bring us your tired, your poor, your gays, yearning to be more tired, more poor and more gay.”

  6. Crerar says:

    Milton Bradley unveiled its revamped version of the Game of Life where players are able to select a college, choose a career or get same-sex married.

  7. Bithead says:

    *** But Sponge Bob… What if that’s all there is to life?

    *** But wait… We’re not under water… Why aren’t we dead?

  8. McTrip says:

    Hey, retirement from the DOJ ain’t so bad : at least Janet Reno has put on some weight, found some make-up and made some new friends…..

  9. Roger says:

    Do you know the muffin man?

  10. McGehee says:

    “Damn LSD flashbacks!”

  11. Sgt Fluffy says:

    Spongebob & Patrick make an appearance at the unveiling of Milton Bradleys new game for kids “Choose Life”

  12. Eddie Thomas says:

    SpongeBob, Patrick, and crabby Patty.

  13. The Man says:

    Milton Bradley later recalled 10,000 copies of the game Life, after customers complained that all the game pieces were blue and the $10,000 bill had a picture of Liberace on it.

  14. caltechgirl says:

    Why didn’t I get a costume? Don’t you know I’m Sandy Cheeks?

  15. Chrees says:

    “Philosophy? What do you expect to do with a degree in philosophy?” That’s the last time I question mom and dad… *sigh*

  16. Chrees says:

    “Hey Sponge Bob, you told me your name was Gannon, but Patrick keeps calling you Guckert. Which is it?”

  17. Okay kids, are you ready?


    Okay then, all together!


    o/~ Works in a factory for minimum wage? o/~


    o/~ Who spends the whole day assembling games? o/~


    o/~ If cartoon show tie-ins be what you like, o/~


    o/~ Then merchandise everything within an inch of its life! o/~


  18. michaelt says:

    As God is my witness, James Dobson isn’t going to lick me! I’m going to live through this, and when it’s all over, I’ll have my show back again!

  19. Jufray says:

    LIFE passes bye most people… while they’re making grand plans for it.

  20. The Man says:

    Friday was “Dress as your favorite cartoon day” at the plant, Bob dressed up as Spongebob, Larry was Patrick, and Mary forgot to dress up but everyone kept calling her “Thelma” for some reason.

  21. “I think Squidward needs to lay off the hormone supplements.”

  22. The Democratic Underground assemble their answer to the Social Security crisis.

  23. JL Mould says:

    The late Matilda Halsebrew was found with just three items, the gun that fired the fateful shot, this picture, and a note which read “Those bastards in costumes made more than me. I didn’t even get my free copy of the game, and they couldn’t even assemble the damn things. Life has passed me by.”

    Friends afterwards remembered her by saying “She never got out much.”

  24. Jufray says:

    After hearing the news, a heartbroken Tinky Winky refused to wear his costume for the publicity shot.

  25. McCain says:

    Always the sourpuss, Gloria is visited by the ghost of cartoons past and cartoons present.

  26. McCain says:

    Gertrude’s menage a trois experience did not live up to her wild fantasies.

  27. scout29c says:

    If you only knew what went into the making of your life.

  28. Rachel Edith says:

    Rhonda was upset. Her job had turned her down for domestic partner health insurance. This, thanks to Spongebob having tried to insure everybody he had ever met.

  29. Patrick Deck says:

    PATRICK: Hey Bob, check out the Hooters on this one!

    SPONGEBOB: Watch it Patrick, we’re already doing Life