Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced Monday PM
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Moscow’s Red Orchestra, seen here singing Yellow Submarine, has long been green with envy over the success of the Blue Man Group.
The Green Party National Convention was marred by two flaws: an unfortunate dress code and a mis-scheduling of the convention four months after the Presidential election. Nonetheless, the Anybody But Nader faction carried the day, and the Party likes its chances.
Barred once again from marching in the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, the Irish Gay Men’s Chorus instead put on a very successful concert.
” We represent the Lollypop Guild…
the Lollypop Guild…
the Lollypop Guild…”
In later years the opening act for Alice Cooper was even stranger than Cooper himself.
After nearly a week, the struggle to find a new CBS news anchor was down to a handful of people.
The new hit Broadway musical “Green Eggs and Ham” opened last night to rave reviews. Oddly enough, however, popcorn sales were slow and area restaurants reported business was down 90% over other opening nights.
Bush announced that the aliens would be instructed in democracy by Condi Rice, dinner guests at the NY dress-naked restaurant, welcome to stay 3 days in the Lincoln Bedroom and allowed to be contestants on The Price Is Right.
Thank God I didn’t see this last week! Imagine the fever-induced nightmares this picture would have caused. I would have been committed.
Where is zee green revolution?
It isn’t easy being green.
Michael Jackson began to seriously regret insisting on a “jury of his peers” . . . .
…and we’ll be going to ELEVEN justices on the Supreme Court and…
Lunch break on the set of Tim Burton’s “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory”.
To build on Eddie:
The national Green Party Chairman introduces the 2006 lineup of candidates. Staringf fron L-R
Bottom Row:
Zombie Clarke Gable, Squiggy, Really Old Guy
Middle:
Some Freakin Mime the found on the street, Edward Scissor Hands, Zombie Alfafa
Top:
Grandpa Munster, Robert Downey Jr, Some Vagrants (behind Eddie) and Chuckles the clown.
This is NOT the “Greenhouse effect”
The Elves chours launches into a rousing redition of “GreenSleeves”
I do not like Green Day and Jam.
I do not like them, DJ man.
Them weird “Boston Irish” Kennedys you didn’t get asked to vote for.
This is why voters never got to see the Swift Boat Veterans FOR Kerry……
From the audience –
“I’ll sing you two, ho!
Green grow the rushes, ho!
What are your two, ho?
Two, two the lily white boys clothed all in green-ho.
One is one and all alone and evermore shall be so.”
Big green being on stage –
“Mom, enough with the ho remarks!
I’m not gay, promiscuous or any other thing.
It is a play. A play!”
It’s Pat! And family.
Oscar Night 2006 : there were many Academy members – greatly disappointed by Tim Burton’s avant garde production, featuring the extended family of Camryn Mannheim – who actually wanted Chris Rock back.
At the first national convention of the League of Air Passengers Never Ordered to Security Searches [LAPNOSS], President Yitza Penguin praises the government’s policy of avoiding intrusive profiling.
Smoking with a French Accent
…draggggggg
“Eet es green.” Exahle….
“Eet es stark.” draggggg
Exhale…”But eet es not art…eet es sheet…so eet must be German.”
With nowt else to do the commissioners of the NHL took flying lessons.
After the Jeff Gannon/James Dale Guckert revelations, White House press briefings just seemed to get weirder and weirder……
Take a bow Charles Johnson and your 11 “little green footballers”
Congressman Hinchey just didn’t know when to quit revealing plotters behind the CBS Rathergate fake memo fiasco……
The new-look Green Bay Packers synchronised semaphore cheerleaders sure did miss their head cheese!
STOP PRESS: Reuter/AP : Thomas “The High & Mighty” Quinn demonstrates considerable elan when introducing the new stealth uniforms of the Federal Air Marshal Service.
Riddle me this … which punctuation mark is remiss ???
Artists Christo And Jeanne Claude have created A Family Worse Than Yours on display at MoMA.
The Michael Jackson jury tries to impress the accused.
It was here that Mulder found the motherload.
Senator Ted Kennedy and the largely Democrat Congressional Irish Caucus prepare to whine about whatever the president is talking about until they pass out. For Kennedy that’s usually right after his six whiskey-sour lunch.
After Tysabri was suspended from testing, Amgen quickly came up with a “little green pill” designed to challenge Pfizer. However, they didn’t take into account some manufacturing irregularities in their San Francisco facility…
The jury in Robert Blake’s trial reached a verdict. We love Baretta.
In an adaptation of the movie Sixth Sense other wise know as ‘No Sense,’ “I see Green People”
“GANGRENE IS CONTAGIOUS!”
N.Y. Times (Off Broadway review)
Flight-attendant training at KermitAir.
Choosing green as their color of freedom, Transylvania is the next country to fall in what is becoming known as Bush’s democracy dominoes.
“Look buddy,get an Equity card before you scream again.”
The Green Bay Packers circa 1920.
French farting contest…
“And now the leprechaun college presents the graduating class of 2005.”