Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

(AFP/David Furst)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Matt says:

    Car bomb? What is this “car bomb” you speak of, Sven?

  2. “With the blowing of the shofar, the graveyard shift at the quarry crawls out of the Matzoh Mines.”

  3. It’s been 40 years; do you know where the hell you’re leading us, or are you just wandering around?

  4. Alex Knapp says:

    “Dude, I thought you told me there were going to be some shiskas. This is a total sausage fest!”

  5. Scott P says:

    Ethan and Saul discuss the merits of scheduling “Family Motocross Day” on the Sabbath.

  6. bryan says:

    George Romero’s latest horror movie: “Dawn of the Mohel

  7. Cybrludite says:

    “Say, Saul, why are we the only ones following this Roadmap to Peace?”

  8. David Harris says:

    The “Hassidic Minutemen” head off for their morning patrol.

  9. McGehee says:

    [theme from “The Good, the Bad, and the Kosher” plays over opening credits]

  10. The Man says:

    Sven said to meet him here; he would be wearing a black coat, hat, and a white shirt. Damn.

  11. legion says:

    “Welcome back, Rabbi Anderson. We’ve misssed you. So nu?”

  12. Rachel Edith says:

    New lemming dress code.

  13. Duffer says:

    Although many volunteered they had to be sent home when it was recalled that at a funeral for somebody like Yasser Arafat only two pallbearers would be necessary……

  14. TeaFizz says:

    “Dude, where’s my car?”

  15. Scott Crawford says:

    Do you think I’m overdressed?

  16. Matt says:

    Hi Ho! Hi Ho! It’s out of Gaza we go!

  17. Faith+1 says:

    Rabbi Moses Cohen shows off his sea splitting ability at the annual celebration of the Exodus…

  18. Mark says:

    Of course they are running away, Ariel! What you do is only done on infants! I guess you really did go to a non-accredited Moyel academy.

  19. Norm Emerson says:

    “Land of Milk and Honey”? … “We really have to re-think our intelligence gathering system”!!

  20. “Rabbi Anderson, welcome back. We….missed…you.”

  21. LorgSkyegon says:

    The first- and second-place finishers of the First Annual Hasidic Backwards Walking Race watch as favorite Herschel Goldberg finishes a distant third.

  22. Maggie says:

    I told you, Moshe, Moses ain’t the only Jew who can part the Red Sea.

  23. James Flack says:

    The Conclave begins in one hour.

  24. Scott_T says:

    Oi, the newest Health-Fitness program sponsored by the Temple did not get the results desired.

    It still only produced walking Jewish Men instead of Fabio-esque, horseriding men for the Jewish Princesses waiting in the wings.

  25. McTrip says:

    “Hey, Michael – I don’t think these disguises are gonna work, and all the staff and I hate what you’ve done to ‘Neverland'”.

  26. Rodney Dill says:

    “Do you think our team will beat Lance Armstrong this year?”
    “Yes, but this time I think we will have to try bicycles.”

  27. wavemaker says:

    In a preview of Star Wars XII, the planet Tatooine becomes inhabited by mysterious “Meshugana.”

  28. Jufray says:

    “A new Honey Baked Ham franchise …
    have you lost your mind?”

  29. richmac says:

    “I see dead people,they’re everywhere!”

  30. Busby Bixley says:

    Which Way To Mecca !!!

  31. Bithead says:

    “Eathan, do you really think this walking tour of Syria was a good idea?”

    “Well, we’re all dressed alike, and you’ve got us all going the same direction. Now all we really need is the custom Harleys.”

    “Where are all the women you promised us?”

  32. crerar says:

    A scene from Sergio Leone’s long awaited Matzah Ball Western sequel: “The Good, the Bad and the Hassidics”

  33. Maggie says:

    “You left me standing here a long, long time ago. Don’t leave me waiting here, Lead me to your door.”

    (The Long & Windy Road, Beatles)

  34. Hodink says:

    “My wife said that she didn’t love him or want to see him again … that she thought he was me. Do you think that is possible Saul7631?”

  35. o/~ Anatefka, Anatefka, underpaid, overworked Anatefka o/~