Monday, April 18, 2005
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Car bomb? What is this “car bomb” you speak of, Sven?
“With the blowing of the shofar, the graveyard shift at the quarry crawls out of the Matzoh Mines.”
It’s been 40 years; do you know where the hell you’re leading us, or are you just wandering around?
“Dude, I thought you told me there were going to be some shiskas. This is a total sausage fest!”
Ethan and Saul discuss the merits of scheduling “Family Motocross Day” on the Sabbath.
George Romero’s latest horror movie: “Dawn of the Mohel“
“Say, Saul, why are we the only ones following this Roadmap to Peace?”
The “Hassidic Minutemen” head off for their morning patrol.
[theme from “The Good, the Bad, and the Kosher” plays over opening credits]
Sven said to meet him here; he would be wearing a black coat, hat, and a white shirt. Damn.
“Welcome back, Rabbi Anderson. We’ve misssed you. So nu?”
New lemming dress code.
Although many volunteered they had to be sent home when it was recalled that at a funeral for somebody like Yasser Arafat only two pallbearers would be necessary……
“Dude, where’s my car?”
Do you think I’m overdressed?
Hi Ho! Hi Ho! It’s out of Gaza we go!
Rabbi Moses Cohen shows off his sea splitting ability at the annual celebration of the Exodus…
Of course they are running away, Ariel! What you do is only done on infants! I guess you really did go to a non-accredited Moyel academy.
“Land of Milk and Honey”? … “We really have to re-think our intelligence gathering system”!!
“Rabbi Anderson, welcome back. We….missed…you.”
The first- and second-place finishers of the First Annual Hasidic Backwards Walking Race watch as favorite Herschel Goldberg finishes a distant third.
I told you, Moshe, Moses ain’t the only Jew who can part the Red Sea.
The Conclave begins in one hour.
Oi, the newest Health-Fitness program sponsored by the Temple did not get the results desired.
It still only produced walking Jewish Men instead of Fabio-esque, horseriding men for the Jewish Princesses waiting in the wings.
“Hey, Michael – I don’t think these disguises are gonna work, and all the staff and I hate what you’ve done to ‘Neverland'”.
“Do you think our team will beat Lance Armstrong this year?”
“Yes, but this time I think we will have to try bicycles.”
In a preview of Star Wars XII, the planet Tatooine becomes inhabited by mysterious “Meshugana.”
“A new Honey Baked Ham franchise …
have you lost your mind?”
“I see dead people,they’re everywhere!”
Which Way To Mecca !!!
“Eathan, do you really think this walking tour of Syria was a good idea?”
“Well, we’re all dressed alike, and you’ve got us all going the same direction. Now all we really need is the custom Harleys.”
“Where are all the women you promised us?”
A scene from Sergio Leone’s long awaited Matzah Ball Western sequel: “The Good, the Bad and the Hassidics”
“You left me standing here a long, long time ago. Don’t leave me waiting here, Lead me to your door.”
(The Long & Windy Road, Beatles)
“My wife said that she didn’t love him or want to see him again … that she thought he was me. Do you think that is possible Saul7631?”
o/~ Anatefka, Anatefka, underpaid, overworked Anatefka o/~
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