Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Thursday, September 7, 2006 · 1 comment

The Cackle of Clerics Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(Raheb Homavandi/Reuters)

Winners:

First: Boyd – “Oh, fer crissakes, Mahmoud! You’re messin’ up the ‘more bars in more places’ shot again! Stop drinking all that Diet Pepsi and maybe you can sit still for more than five minutes!”

Second: Michael – If this infidel behind me kicks my chair one more time…

Third: yetanotherjohn – The democrats in congress heeded the latest Al Qaeda tape and converted to Islam.

Honorable Mention:

yetanotherjohn – Gillette sales in Iran continue to slump.

McCain – Who’s bringing the frankincense and where the hell is the myrrh?

N.B. Goldstein – “Hey! Pssst! For the last time, Ahmed – Sharia Law says NO farting in parliament. Save it for honoring your wife’s cooking. Wait a minute – you’re not Ahmed! You in the black turban – you’re the American infidel, Gene Hackman!”

FreakyBoy – Iranian MP Azizi Faroud exits the chamber after the motion passes to watch “Yentl” again.

FormerHostage – Black Turban thought bubble: “Dang! That’s the problem with an aisle seat. Someone’s always going out for falafel in the middle of the movie!”

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

Barbaric Shiite Quartet

More Allahu Akbars in more locations (inspired by Boyd)

“Sit down, the speaker did not say “Allahu Openbar”

The Dementors take a short break during the filming of ‘Harry Potter.”

The Thursday contest is already shaken and not stirred.