Caption Contest Winners
The Holy Moley Foley Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(Larry Downing/Reuters)
Winners:
First: Gollum – Foley: With all due respect, sir, I think it’s clear that we are not on the same page.
Second: Cowboy Blob – Bush: “Bass” Foley: “Ass”
Third: Maniakes – Isn’t there a law that they have to be at least this long?
Honorable Mention:
DaveD – ‘Let’s be clear about this, Foley, that’s not what Hastert meant by ‘you gotta turn a new page in your life.'”
Roger – George Bush: Foley, it’s your lies that are this big.
Lasting Magic – “Boy. Am I ever glad I never listened to your great idea of the White House having a party with guests including all the Congressional Pages, all the White House Interns, Monica Lewinsky, Bill Clinton, Fanne Fox, Gary Hart, Donna Rice, Dick Morris, Sherry Rowlands and Fanne Fox.”
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
Dubya: “Really? I always thought IM stood for ‘Incredible Measurements.'”
Foley: “Just how big an ass do you think I am?”
Foley: “You have my attention Mr. President? How big?”
Dubya: “Hold on, I’m talkin’ ’bout fishin’ here.”
Foley: “Nevermind.”
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Thursday contest is already taking a stand on nuclear testing.
