Caption Contest Winners

The “I Was a C-ck Teaser at Roosterama” Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(AP Photo/Florida Keys News Bureau, Rob O’Neal)

The Winners:

First: Timmer – A weather-vane built to Government specifications.

Second: McGeheeThe Air Force’s new jet fighter, the F-23½ Chickenhawk.

Third: LJD – The DNC prepares props for the launch of Hillary’s campaign tour. The theme: “You don’t have to be a man to have a huge c-ck.”

Honorable Mention:

John BurgessSometimes, Viagra [TM] just isn’t enough…

norbiznessLaugh at ME at the cockfights? I’ll show them!

DaveD – What was erected before the egg sculpture.

Matt T – Dept. of Homeland Security’s follow-up to duct taping windows and color coded terror scales: Giant angry-looking robotic chickens will be placed at one-mile intervals on the Mexican border to scare the illegals away.

Scott_T – The US Marines Corps quickly killed the messenger which told them this was their new light assault vehicle.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

Even sight unseen, no one had really doubted Dick Cheney when he blurted out, “I have a mechanical c-ck.”

I for one welcome our new mechanical chicken overlords. (gotta get used to saying that just in case Hillary wins)

DRUDGEBREAKING: Upon being caught driving on a suspended license while under probation for DUI, Paris Hilton’s defense was, “They said I couldn’t drive, the court didn’t say anything about not riding a monster c-ck.”

Next on Mythbusters… Jamie and Adam settle the question once and for all… Does size matter?

The “car” finally arrives at James’ house.

The Monday Contest is ready to throw in the towel.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. anjin-san says:

    I thought that contraption was somehow related to Bush’s plan for victory in Iraq…

  2. McGehee says:

    Anjin, when I wrote this, I had you in mind.