Caption Contest Winners

The Batteries Not Included Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(AFP/Choi Won-Suk)

The Winners:

First: GollumRoby was indeed pleased to see that the bridesmaid was a Whirlpool dishwasher with quite an excellent upper rack.

Second: charles austin“I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

Third: Cowboy BlobWe’ll turn it off during the bouquet-tossing…don’t want anybody hurt.

Honorable Mention:

BitheadHow come you never see this guy and Al Gore in the same place?

Phil Smith – “Huh, the AFP says Choi Won-suk. But I bet your new bride will!”

Paul Barnes“Danger Will Robin-San, DANGER!”

TimmerMan thinking: “…and THIS model’s headache mode has been disabled.” Woman thinking: “…and this model will run for 8 hours on one charge.”

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“No I said give wife robotomy to make her obedient.”

After the robot left they felt like empty Nestors.

Coming to theaters near you, The Sperminator, a Larry Flynt production.

“Made by Binford Tools?”

Johnny Five is a Bi-

The Thursday Contest is already looking for some Tex Mex Flex.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. John Burgess says:

    Oh, Rodney! Asleep at the switch!!

    There’s already a film by that name. Worse, there’s also an episode of “LA Law”.

  2. Gollum says:

    Thanks, Rodney!