Caption Contest Winners
The Todd Rundgren Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Maggie – Charles: “Bang the drum slowly; the white witch wants to dance.”
Second: charles austin – “Well, that’s not exactly what I meant when I said I was next in line.”
Third:(tie) Elmo – Do you know Bang a Gong by T-Rex?
Third:(tie) Bithead – Remember that little job you did for me up in France? Yes, well, as you can see, I fear I’m in need of your services yet again.
HONORABLE MENTION
Timmer – So your “posse” could take out that Drudge chap for us? We’d be very grateful.
Jim – You right, mon. She does have a nice caboose.
markm – Charles “Good lord my good man, you may be black enough to run for President”
DL – I’m sorry the blond is not for sale.
DaveD – “What do you mean it’s nice to see I got back on the horse?”
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“Oh, you’re a witch doctor… When you said ‘do ya want a little head’ I thought you meant something different.”
“let me splain sumtin to ya lucy”
The 
Monday Contest is still looking for the other fruit-of-the-loom guys
Thanks for the Avis award!
So I crawled through the flower garden -it was either that or the mud hole.
This is what you get when they elect a comander in chief who believes in fighting a PC war.
I bought them off an Iraqi army vet for a donation.
But I’m allergic to flowers.
Thanx, Dill!
I’m number three!
I’m number three!
I’m number three!
Not to be confused with “Client Number Three”